Asuang

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Good afternoon, Albay!

You know, I am so happy we are together this afternoon.

And we have a very special guest for today.

But before we meet him,

we prepared a video for all of you.

Here, watch this.

Believe it or not, Asuang is Gugurang's brother.

Back then, they still lived in peace and order.

But Asuang got jealous of his brother's power.

He wanted the power of the Sacred Fire

into his own mountain.

My enchanted mask is gone!

Asuang ruined my reputation!

He stole my moon!

You know why he did that?

Because that is what the demon really looks like

when the moon shines on his face!

So using his power of invisibility,

he took the Sacred Fire away from Mayon Volcano,

spreading darkness and chaos all over the world.

Good thing Gugurang was able to take it back

and punish Asuang.

Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time ever,

we will meet the God of Sins.

None other than Asuang!

Welcome to the show.

Come here, come here! Don't be shy, now. Hello!

Asuang, I am very happy

you could join us this afternoon.

But I am just very curious, I just want to know.

Asuang, how does it feel to be on the show today?

-Because it is your first... -

Are you making fun of me?

Of course not, sir. Sorry!

Have you interviewed Fernando Poe, Jr. here?

Yes, sir!

-How about Dolphy? -Dolphy... Yes!

-How about Ina Raymundo? - Ina Raymundo. Uh...

Let's proceed to our questions, Asuang.

What can you say about your relationship

with your brother Gugurang?

Why must you mention that name?

It's time you learn the truth

about that god of yours!

Here's how it goes...

Ladies and gentlemen, also with us this afternoon,

none other than the God of Good himself! Gugurang!

- -Welcome to the show!

-Ah, you're looking good! -Hello! Yes, yes.

Welcome to the show.

Please, sit down!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

-Isn't this fun? - Uh...

- -

Are you really the God of Good?

Or a god who steals the spotlight?

Ouch, ouch, ouch, big brother!

Let's get on with the show. Get on with the show.

- -Ouch, ouch, ouch.

I'll get straight to the point.

We all want to know, where is Bulan's moon?

Is this an ambush?

You brought me here

to embarrass me in front of everyone?

Then stay together, all of you!

You fools who believe in this god!

You are a good for nothing brother!

You will never ever see me again!

Oh, please, you can't even go invisible properly.

- That's right. -

You find this too funny, huh?

You will all pay for this.

You will all pay for this!

He turned himself into balls!

-Quail eggs balls! -

- Are we ready to start? - Is everything set?

- - Alright.

It doesn't work.

- -It doesn't work.

- -There we go.

There.

After we have blended the ingredients,

it's now time to cut the chicken.

Here, let me show you the chicken. There, right?

Whoops, see?

Whoops, whoa!

It's still alive! Whoops!

Do you want it hard or soft, sir?

This should be lean. And keep the skin in place.

- -This is a bit tough.

Ouch!

Uh, Director Ai-- Aico,

can you switch on the stove for me?

- It's "Aica." -Right. Director Aica, can you?

I don't know how to switch it on, you see.

Do you know how?

That's not really my... I'm no techie.

- -Whoa!

You are good, director!

Could you put the pot on the stove, too?

Is that okay?

There. Perfect.

And then click the record button, too, please.

-The nerve. -Never mind, I'll do it.

Okay, we're all set! Now it's time to taste it.

Okay, so let's try the ingredients.

Delicious!

Tune in again next week

for another edition of Cooking with Asuang!

Um, don't forget to like the video and subscribe!

Whoo!

- -Are you still rolling?

I can still taste the... spices.

Cooking Videos are popular right now, you see.

Even Judy Ann has one.

And there's this new guy, Erwan, right?

He's okay, but he's not that good.

Nobody uses cookbooks anymore. Whoa.

They just collect dust because everything's online now.

But cooking videos like these are big hits.

Because people can see how it's done step by step.

So how many videos have you done?

Um, I've made about ten videos.

My first one, I made Bicol Express.

Then I've done the usual Filipino favorites

like adobo and sour stew.

Eventually, I'll try international cuisine too.

Like caviar, uh, foie gras...

And Asian dishes like bac pho...

Uh, I'd reach a wider audience that way.

Actually, I sent Chef Boy Logro a message.

Chef Boy Logro, right?

I said, "Chef, let's collaborate!

"Let's do something... you know, fusion."

I haven't heard from him yet.

Tikboy! Could you-- Come here.

- -

- -

The key to creating content is your branding.

Other social media influencers focus on just one thing.

Uh, just food, just travel.

I'm not like that. I'm versatile.

Just like a convenience store. I got it all for you.

What's your favorite content?

I'm a-- Actually, I'm an avid fan of rapper Shanti Dope.

Um, I think he's one of the best musicians

in this generation.

And I think, uh, he's the best. He's the best.

For me, it's like-- I'm also a fan of Mozart,

so it's like Mozart and then Shanti Dope.

So like just three notches down. Uh, for this video,

I will, um, cover his song, uh, "Mau."

"Mau" as in Maureen.

# Come here #

# Your smile is the reason #

Hey, KitKat, he has a new post.

He's eating roasted chicken.

Come on, hurry.

I want you to see what will happen to you

if you piss me off.

# My pet Yao Ming #

# Will water Your grassy garden #

You know, I read an article once.

It said one of the most trending videos right now

are the toy unboxing ones.

So I buy toys

that not many people know about

and I unbox them and teach my viewers

how to play with them.

Just so the kids know how they work. See?

Then I rate the toy in the video.

If it's okay, I give it a thumb up. Just one thumb.

# But why is that #

- # Her nipple is so dark? # -Psst! Hey!

I don't really give anything a thumbs down.

Just to support the toy makers

and those who came up with the idea.

There's a chicken in the frame, director.

So? What do you want?

Back in my day... I'm as old as time, you know.

Uh, we didn't have such toys back then.

So today's kids are so lucky to have these.

You're so noisy!

We're recording here.

Ignore KitKat, she only wants attention.

She has no followers, you see.

Unlike me. The Asuang.

- Mike, roll the camera. - Okay.

What's he up to? What is that?

I think he's stalking someone.

Wait. There.

See that? What is it? Who is that?

My eyesight is so bad.

- Are those abs? - Why is he into abs?