Safe Skies, Archer - First Season

Hiro?

Who—

What are—

Get out.

Hiro: Are you home?

He wants an update? Is he my boyfriend now?

How do you like your steak, sir?

How do you like your steak, sir?

Medium-well.

Okay.

How about you, ma’am? How do you like your steak?

Wet…

Uh! I mean…

Well-done.

You want me to be your fuck buddy?

You want me to be your fuck buddy?

Having a fuck buddy is not for the weak.

But are you sure you won’t develop feelings for me?

But are you sure you won’t develop feelings for me?

Of course not.

That will never happen. Even if you swear on your dick.

Who is she?

Woah!

She’s Giselle Davis, right?

Wow!

Wait a sec, why is she looking at me like that?

Chill, girl.

She’s my girlfriend.

“Girlfriend?”

What “girlfriend?”

Just kidding.

She’s my new friend.

What kind of joke was that?

What kind of joke was that?

That actually scared me for a bit.

Hiro’s a new pal of mine.

Nice meeting you.

I’ll say…

So then—

Why are two coming out of the restroom together?

What’s with her interrogation?

What’s with her interrogation?

Fuck, this is awkward!

You can handle this, Hiro. I’m out.

I think I should go ahead.

Keys.

Bye, guys. I’ll go ahead.

Bye, guys. I’ll go ahead.

She’s so fancy.

And looks decent.

Prim and proper type of girl.

So this is Hiro’s type. Someone you can easily introduce to the parents.

So this is Hiro’s type. Someone you can easily introduce to the parents.

Bummer.

I don’t think she’s been able to move on yet.

I wonder if he’s moved on…

Well, it’s none of my business.

Well, it’s none of my business.

As long as Hiro lets me know because I don’t want to be the third-party.

Sorry about that.

It’s fine. Just don’t do that joke again, please.

It’s fine. Just don’t do that joke again, please.

Okay, I’ll drive you home.

Wow!

I get a free ride today?

Thank you so much.

Hey, it’s not for free.

Hey, it’s not for free.

You have to pay me with your time on Wednesday.

I’m okay with Wednesday,

but I’m not sure what time I’ll be able to finish my project then.

but I’m not sure what time I’ll be able to finish my project then.

Then let’s reschedule.

Your studies are more important.

He’s really concerned about my grades.

He’s really concerned about my grades.

I’m free on Thursday if you want.

I can’t—

I can’t on Thursday, I have some important things to do.

Really?

Then let’s do it this weekend.

Aren’t you supposed to go home to Laguna?

I’ll go home next month.

Why? Aren’t you homesick?

Why? Aren’t you homesick?

Are you free this weekend or not?

I need to plan my schedule.

You’re not the only one who wants to meet with me, you know?

Yes, okay!

I’ll pick you up on the weekend, okay?

I’ll pick you up on the weekend, okay?

What’s your favorite color?

What?

That’s so random.

Why?

So I’ll know what color underwear I’ll be wearing.

So I’ll know what color underwear I’ll be wearing.

Okay, okay!

I prefer, if you don’t wear any.

Hey! You pervert!

Fine then.

Let’s go?

Let’s go.

I’m sorry, dear. It’s just your Mama wants all of Joker’s gifts returned back to him.

Why, Aunty?

Did they break up?

Yes, that is why she’s so sad right now.

It was already a huge joke when they first started their relationship.

How is she?

As usual, she hasn’t been eating.

As usual, she hasn’t been eating.

That’s just how Mama is whenever she breaks up with her boyfriends.

How about you? Are you sure you won’t be coming home this weekend?

Yes, I won’t.

I wouldn’t want to waste my allowance.

All right, then. I’ll go to the market now.

You take care.

Yes, Aunty.

Bye!

Hiro: Pack an overnight bag.

Well…

Where is this guy taking me?

Someone’s excited here.

Got yourself a date?

What date?

I don’t date, remember?

I’ll just stay overnight.

So, where will you both stay overnight?

Well?

Is he super hot?

Is he big?

Come on!

Jeez, don’t just laugh it off.

Jeez, don’t just laugh it off.

So, what’s his name?

Show us his picture.

We wanna see how yummy he is.

You flirt!

Well?

No!

No!

We’re just short-time fuck buddies.

There’s no need for you guys to meet him since he’ll be out of my life soon enough.

Oh stop it!

I think you’re just scared that—

I think you’re just scared that—

we might take him from you!

Wow! Seriously…

- Yes, duh! - As if!

How about this?

How about this?

Hey!

You can’t handle me!

You can’t handle me!

Why don’t you fix this properly?

You just shoved them all inside.

Be quiet.

Where is she going?

Where is she going?

Look at these, it’s so pretty.

Meet me at the parking lot of the billiards center later.

The parking lot, okay?

Don’t go inside.

- Awesome! - You guys are weak!

Riding the high horse now, aren’t we?

Riding the high horse now, aren’t we?

I didn’t know you’re good at playing billiards.

I’ll go ahead, guys. My ride's here.

I’ll go ahead, guys. My ride's here.

Hey Yanna, who’s that?

Your boyfriend?

Jerk!

Yanna’s got a boyfriend!

Motherfuckers!

That’s fine with you?

What?

That they think we’re a couple.

Why?

Why?

Did I confirm that you’re my boyfriend?

I don’t really care what other people think.

Besides, didn’t I say that we should meet up at the parking lot?

Why?

Why?

You don’t want them to see me?

I just didn’t want to be bothered.

Even with me?

I mean—

Jeez.

Jeez.

He knows he’s hot.

I could just kiss you.

So, what’s with the overnight bag?

Where are we going?

You’ll see.

Alpha Aviation Group is one of the sister companies of FlyAsia.

And this—

This is our hangar.

This is our hangar.

As you can see, there are a lot of planes here from your dream airline.