Tumhara Kalloo

They are Bhrama, Vishnu and Mahesh of Bhui village.

They are the cause of every mischief which takes place in the village...

they maximize it and destroy everyone's peace!

These three, who have always created trouble for others,...

are themselves in a grave trouble for the first time.

A problem of love!

Since Kallu fell in love, their mischief has come to and end.

Kallu, who never hesitated in playing any pranks...

that same Kallu, today is sitting with his hands folded...

praying for his love.

Everything has changed since the time Kallu fell in love.

The one who caused trouble, has surrendered himself to love!

The issue now is that how can they convey this message of love to Laxmi?

How to make a start and go ahead in love?

They are willing to do black magic or even witchcraft...

The moment when, the sun and moon meet...

seeing this miracle, the flower of fate blooms...

is blessed with prosperity in love!

Kallu, see the sun set in the mirror and the rising moon in the sky...

and ask for a boon, ask for your Laxmi!

Ask for Laxmi, she too will burn in fire of love and come into your arms.

You will get anything you ask for,...

the moment when the sun sets and moon rises...

your fate will shine upon you...

now you will witness the grace of love upon you!

Face to face with her, in the hour of reckoning...

it was truly embarrassing

lt's you...

and you now ask me what this is all about

Formal addressals were reduced to the banal

The things that happened between us

Everyone around is restless

ls someone here to stay?

What time did the play get over?

Grandmother, there is a lot of work to be done after the play.

What time did the play get over?

l am asking when did the play get over?

l am sorry, please forgive me!

l am sorry grandmother, look l am even catching my ears!

what is his name?

How does that matter? That fool Kallu's name is also Kalidas.

Whatever it may be! These boys acted very well.

Rubbish! Those fools neither know Hindi nor Urdu...

they could not narrate anything and they have no idea what grammar is!

A play is meant for entertainment, you should sit back and enjoy it.

But, you have the habit of finding flaws in grammar.

She has a point there, Shastriii.

Welcome, Bhushan.

Shastriii, last night, if you would wait till the end of the play...

then you would also enioy yourself.

What l mean is that, last night, the boy who played the role of Sita..

really looked good.

Sister in law, his name is Debu.

Laxmi, get me a glass of water.

Hey, you brats! Again you have come here early in the morning?

- Kallu is not at home. - Greetings, grandmother!!

Kallu is yet not at home!

Hey! Don't you boys every sleep? Kallu is sleeping.

l am awake, let them come in!

Debu, close the door.

- So, what happened? - She ran away on seeing me!

lf she ran away then why didn't you run behind her?

You want me to get hit?

But, how can anything progress if you don't talk to her?

How and where can l talk to her? l don't get the opportunity.

- Kallu, do one thing, you become Laxmi's lamb. - What??

l mean, Laxmi loves her lamb a lot.

Even at home, she sits close to her lamb, isn't it, Nidhu?

That right! As soon as you get a chance, go there and talk to her.

Once you talk to her, you can take the matter ahead.

But,...how can l talk to her in her own house?

By doing that, you can prove you are honest, brave and a noble man!

l iust gave you food.

You are thirsty?...Wait, l will get water for you.

Laxmi, your lamb is bleating a lot!

Why does it take you so long to fix a pipe?

Mother, someone is hiding out there!

Who is it?

Hey! Who is it? He was a thief!!

Here, smoke a cigarette.

Give me one.

Give me a light.

- There is only one stick. - This happened because of you!

Now they think l went there to steal their lamb!

This is nothing! In love, people tend to abandon the world.

They become Mainu for their Laila.

Where is my Laila that l will become Majnu?

l wonder if Laxmi is in my destiny!

- Matters of love are such! - But, there is no love here.

lnstead, let's actually steal the lamb and feast on it tonight.

It will be fun!

If you could, you would even eat a man.

But, l'm a vegetarian. With friends like you, l don't need enemies.

- You should be ashamed! - Why would Kallu want to steal?

He can afford to buy a lamb.

- Sure! He can buy the entire village! - What do you mean?

- Don't you own mango orchards? - Yes.

Kallu has bought my mango orchards and all the mangoes go to him!

Listen, now Kallu even steals mangoes.

Yes, he even steals the most ripe and juicy corns from my fields.

Oh, God! Now he has even started stealing corn?

l wonder what else he does?

Very soon, you will even know what else he does!

You are covering him up and giving rise to trouble!

Today, he is stealing on outsiders...

the day he robs you, only then will you realize!

So the matter has started by stealing a lamb?

- What do you mean? - l hope it ends at marriage.

Aren't you ashamed?

People who feel shy never achieve anything.

l am sure he abandoned his humility and wanted to tell you something.

My darling, my beloved...

- Who is that? - Majnu said that to Laila.

And Farhad said the same thing to Shiri in another language.

Rubbish! Nothing new about this.

Never mind, we will alter it.

What is that?

Who's that?

Shakespeare! He was born in India and wrote in England.

- He was called Shakespeare. - This does not sound alright.

Doesn't sound good?...Alright, Iet me think...

Get ready to face it!... Here comes Kalidas!

Hey! He is not Kalidas.

These words are too tough for me, l don't want to speak in Sanskrit.

Then say what Raiesh Khanna said to Sharmila Tagore.

What was that?

l love you because, you are you!

l am Kallu, you tell me what l am supposed to tell Laxmi.

- Why, are you keen on being Kallu? - No, l was joking!

Let him go!

Where has he gone, flying away from my abode?

- Madam, take the milk. - Gopal, come here!

Greetings to all three of you!

- Say what you said now. - l said greetings to...

- No, before that. - l said, madam, take the milk.

No, before that!

Should l dance and show?

Yes, tell me quickly!

Two people have fallen in love...

their love story is like a cinema show in the village.

He said it, l have fallen in love with Laxmi.

l have finally got it!!

Can you look into Laxmi's eyes and tell her that you love her?

l can tell her but, l am not sure if l can look into her eyes.

Kallu, l have a solution for this too.

l will give you something that Laxmi will be right in your eyes!

What happened?

That!

Now tell me clearly, what has happened?

Laxmi, it is that... Iook into my eyes!

What is there to see? l can see myself in your eyes.

- That's exactly! - What do you mean?

- l didn't go to steal the lamb. - Then why did you go?

- l went to meet you. - Meet me?! You think l am a fool?

- Liar! - l am saying the truth, Laxmi.

Trust me, l will get those flowers for you.

- l came there to meet you. - Why?

- l feel that for you... - What?

That!!

Help me to lift the pot.

- l was thinking about you. - You will never change!

- Tell me the truth. - What truth?

Finally, the lamb thief is caught!

l think you should write to him.

- Write! - But, what will you write?

- Will you write for me? - Why should l write your letter?

- You have a good writing. - No, l will not write.

Don't you know that story about love letter?

One person loves and the other writes the love letters...

do you know how many complications arise?

Whatever it may be, you write on your own.

But, l will surely help you to deliver the letter.

You have many lice in your hair!

Why did you name me Kallu (dark) when l am so fair?

So that nobody should cast an evil eye on you.

- That has already been cast. - Who has cast?

May no evil eye be cast upon you, touchwood

Shut up, you imp!

- Brother Kallu. - Who is it?

Why do they keep calling you? Go and see what he wants.

- What is it? - Come here.

- Sister Mamta has sent me here. - Mamta has sent you here, why?

- She has asked met to give it to you discreetly. - Give what?

- Sister Mamta has sent a letter. - Mamta has sent a letter?!

Yes, you can ask her.

lt's my iob, l carry letters from here to there and there to here!

But, l take cash, no credit, give me ten paise.

Why?

Give the money or you won't get the letter.

- Here. - Here is your letter.

And yes, she has said that do whatever is written in the letter.

- Kallu, how long will you talk? - Coming, grandmother!

Where is Nidhu?

Let him come, l'll have you thrashed by him!

- Why will you do that? - What is this?

Are you blind? It's a letter.

You steal and then back answer?

- l will slap you and set your right. - You think you can slap me?

l will hit you if you write to me again.

Shameless, why are you laughing?