Madea's Family Reunion

Good morning, baby girl.

Now, baby, I got to go to work.

So, I thought that this salt bath...

would help with your soreness.

I love you.

Enjoy your bath.

I know, mom.

Yeah.

Soon.

OK.

OK, bye.

- Hey! Hi. - Hey, guys.

Let's go.

Where are we going?

It's a surprise.

I'm afraid.

Oh, wait, I have to get my purse.

We got you covered. Come on, girl.

No, I can't leave without my phone.

I am so glad you came.

What do you mean? You guys kidnapped me.

Well, you deserve it...

and so do I.

All that running around with my 2 kids.

How are my niece and my nephew anyway?

They are wonderful...

but you know we had to move in with Madea.

Neither one of these baby daddies...

is paying child support.

Triflin'. You know.

It's OK. I'm doing what I gotta do.

That's a black woman's motto.

We don't always do what we want to do...

but we always do what we have to do.

You should've let me bring my purse.

You guys can't afford all this.

Lisa, we wanted to do something special for you.

Will you relax? We got it.

Hi.

Hey.

I'm Frankie Henderson.

You ride my bus all the time.

The number 9.

Right.

Is this your gym?

No, I just dropped off a painting.

Well, it was good to see you again.

Look, I was just wondering...

would you like to go out with me sometime?

I wrote my number down...

and I know this place maybe...

You are bold.

You're gonna ask her out right in front of us?

You know we're gonna talk about you, right?

Yeah, well...

now that I'm officially embarrassed...

Excuse me. I'm her sister.

She'll be calling you.

Good.

All right, bye.

Bye.

Lisa!

Looks like somebody's got a secret admirer.

Oh, please. You are taking this number.

No, you didn't!

Yes, I did.

What did he say?

What could he say? He had to come clean.

He was married.

I am so sick of dating.

And ya'll want me to go on a date.

'Cause you need to.

You haven't been out in two years.

Don't worry about me.

Let's talk about you.

In less than ninety days...

you're gonna be marrying...

one of the most eligible bachelors in Atlanta.

And he's rich?

What did you say he do again?

He's an investment banker.

Yeah, my mom introduced me to him last year.

I don't even know what an investment banker does...

but he must be doing it very well.

Living here on the 30th floor.

I gotta check my phone.

Just a second.

Who can that be?

I don't know. You better get it.

Oh.

Are you Miss Lisa Breaux?

Yes, I am.

May I come in?

Yeah, sure.

What's going on?

You...

are under arrest.

Oh...

No, no, no. Stop, stop, stop.

No, no. Just stop.

- Just enjoy it. - Really!

No, really, you have to go.

No, no, no, no, no, you have to...

- Girl... - Please stop that!

I should've cashed my check.

You have to stop this right now.

OK, OK. Just stop!

Hi, honey.

Hi. I am so sorry. This was...

this was our idea.

It was all your idea.

Oh, don't be silly.

- Don't be silly. - I'm Vanessa.

I'm Lisa's sister. It's really good to meet you.

- This is your sister? - Yeah.

Come here. So you're family, family, family.

Come here.

Well, hey, hey. You guys carry on.

Do your thing, brother.

All right.

Have a good time.

OK. Put the music back on.

No, no, no. You guys have to go.

Why? He said it was OK.

Donna, look what she got back there.

She don't need this. Come on!

Whatever.

I paid you for a full dance...

so we gonna finish at my house.

It was really good spending time with you.

Thank you.

Love you. Love you too.

OK, bye. See you guys! Bye!

- Call us! - I will! OK.

What you doing bringing him in my house?

And I've been calling you.

I've been calling you all day.

I left my phone here.

You love making me angry, don't you?

I think you do this on purpose.

You see how nice your life could be...

if you just do what I say?

Fix your hair.

Mrs. Breaux.

Victor.

You look fantastic.

Thank you.

Hello. Hi.

- You look wonderful. - Thanks.

Sweetie, my darling.

Thank you.

Well, I just came...

from my mother-of- the-bride dress fitting...

and the gown is gorgeous!

That B. Michael is a genius.

Sit up straight, dear.

What is wrong with you?

You're so mopey when you should be so excited.

Well, I'm not, Mom.

I know. You just have cold feet, that's all.

That's normal.

He hits me.

When?

Often.

Well, you must stop doing what you're doing...

to make him angry.

What?

Women sometimes have to deal with things...

to be comfortable.

Mom, listen...

You listen.

Now it's time for you to grow up.

Of course you're gonna marry him.

What else are you gonna do...

work in a bridal shop like your sister?

Now, just be a good wife.

Do what the man says...

and you won't have any problems.

Waiter!

Yes, ma'am?

I will have the salad with bleu cheese...

and no bacon, please.

What would you like, darling?

Now, why were you stealing?

'Cause I was hungry.

What happened to your other foster parents?

They don't care.

They didn't even know that I was gone.

Have a seat until I can get...

a representative here from child welfare.

Call the next case.

City of Atlanta versus Mabel Simmons.

Madea!

What are you up to now?

She took off her house arrest bracelet.

You better have a good reason for taking it off...

because I have a good mind to send you to jail right now.

Actually, she does.

She takes care of my elderly father...

and, he was sick, and she needed to get...