Making Monsters

Whoa! Oh, no!

Oh, whoa!

Whoa!

Wow.

Here's the next option.

1943.

This dress is from the '40s?

- Yes. - Wow.

Let's try it on.

This one's nice.

It feels a little different.

I might have to take up the back or something.

This is a very special dress.

1943, it was made to order

for the famous opera singer Mary Lou Freeman.

Wow.

Unfortunately, the night before her wedding,

she drowned in her bathtub,

so it's never been worn.

Are you serious?

Brand new.

It actually looks amazing.

Yeah! We did it!

That is how it's done here.

That was so good. You were so good.

Really? While I'm trying on wedding dresses?

That was so good.

That was our best prank ever.

You were just a part of the best Branded prank ever.

Everybody, if you like what you see,

that's what this blog is all about.

Twice a week coming at you, fresh pranks.

Let's tell everybody how good that was.

Everyone at home, we love you!

Allie, she loves you!

You got Branded! Boom!

All right, everybody, thanks for tuning in,

I'm Christian Brand.

Hey, it's Chris Brand. Hey, it's Chris Brand!

Chris Brand.

I am here today with Christian Brand,

the mastermind YouTube sensation,

with 10 million YouTube subscribers.

That's a pretty big deal.

How does that even happen?

Raises the blood pressure, makes you feel alive.

Doesn't have to be that hard, everyone.

You just have to acknowledge what you love

and what you want to be.

Christian, how do you think your channel

differs from anyone else's?

Oh, that's easy.

Alison is the key to my success

and the channel's success.

It really is up to her.

Allie is the love of my life,

and I have built my business around my love.

For generations, her family has had

this connection to the paranormal world.

It goes back to her distant, distant relatives.

They were actually famous mediums

in the early 1900sand helped other people.

Look at this guy. That's me when I was a teenager.

If I could go back and tell him one thing,

I would say stop caring what people think,

because that's the moment everything changed for me.

What's next for you guys?

Oh, it's going to bean interesting year.

We are really going to up the game to a whole new level.

With the technology today, you can create real opportunities

with the people you love, doing what you love.

This is a partnership,

but you are both coming here from different perspectives.

There will be ups and downs in making this pregnancy work.

When a couple decides

they're going to have fertility treatment,

the key is to eliminate any unnecessary stress.

Wow! Doc, I got to tell you, that viewing selection

is pretty limited.

It's all cowgirls.

Every different video is different cowgirls.

Giddy up.

This is all there is?

Yeah.

You didn't spill any?

Spill any? No.I didn't spill any.

Hm.

I'm just messing with you!

How much is this going to cost?

30,000, get fucked.

Okay, 28,000.

Not a big difference.

I don't know why you’re so upset.

Did you not do the research?

I have not.

Chris?

Jessie! Whoa! Look at you! Holy shit!

Look at your hair! It's so long!

I almost didn’t recognize you!

I know, man! You got a beard!

This is my fiance, Alison.

Oh, hi. Nice to meet you, Alison.

What the hell are you doing in an IVF clinic?

Oh my God, you haven't met David.

I have a fiance now.

- What? - Congratulations.

- Congrats, man. - Thank you.

- We bought a church. - You bought a church?

Yeah. It's a little rustic, but we fell in love with it.

- Wow. - Yeah.

We actually sold our studio and moved to the country.

You live in a church?

Yeah.

Oh my God, you two should come up.

I mean...

It sounds really nice. Yes.

- Great! It's done. - We're in.

Awesome. We're going to have so much fun.

Yeah!

You all, just want to say thank you.

We just hit 10 million subscribers,

so keep hitting that like, keep clicking subscribe,

because we're going to keep coming at you twice a week

from the Christian Brand Show.

- I'm Chris. - Chris.

What?

Let's you and I make a deal.

Oh, all right.

That my body can't be under any stress,

not if we want this treatment to work,

so I need you and I

to come to an understanding

that you will no longer prank me.

What?

Treatment starts next week, and we can't really afford

for it not to work, so you got to stop pranking me.

How can we be done with pranks?

You're the star of our prank channel.

It doesn't make any fucking sense.

What are you talking about?

Here's a deal.

I'll make you a deal.

I'll stop pranking you when we start IVF.

Deal.

No.

No, not when we start, Chris, now.

I need you to promise now,

no pranks this weekend at Jessie's.

What?

No more pranks. Ever.

What do you guys think? Chris Brand here.

Allie wants to quit pranking forever.

Should I make Allie a deal?

What do you think I should do?

Let me know! Send me your emails!

Send me your comments!

Subscribe and invite your friends and get their input

and let me know if I should quit pranking

and fuck this channel off forever!

Gondaprofian? Petroliolium?

Ugh!

All this medication, just for one little baby.

Did you bring it all?

Yeah, I brought it all.

Why?

I don't know how to give a needle.

Have you ever given someone a needle?

I have not.

Exactly.

But, I'll stick it to you.

Ew!

I'll just grab your belly and pierce the flesh.

Gross!

You're a ridiculous person.

That's insulting.

We should make this weekend a location scout for the wedding.

You mean use Jessie's place?

Yeah, if it's cute.

It could be a cheaper venue option sure,

and since you're refusing to let me produce

the type of content that our viewers are used to seeing

every Tuesday and Thursday, we need to scale back.

I'm not just talking about the wedding,

but everything, because we don't want to end up

fucking poor.

Do you really want to be a 40-year-old prankster?

Figure all of this out right now, right?

Let's just have one last fun weekend.

I want to drink a little wine.

Let's make a fucking baby!

You area ridiculous person.

Wow.

It's a fucking church.

Hello, hello. Welcome, you sexy people.

Oh, you must be David.

That's right.Welcome. Come on in.

- It's freezing. - Thank you.

- Welcome, guys. - Thank you.

Oh man, wow. This is awesome.

Something else.