Problem Child 2

Junior, ito ay uri ng isang sentimental sandali.

Cold River ay kung saan ako ay ipinanganak at itataas.

Lahat ng alam ko ay dito.

Mayroon ka bang mahilig alaala ng lugar na ito.

Mahilig alaala? Ano ikaw ay pakikipag-usap tungkol sa?

Everybody napoot sa inyo. Ang iyong ama, ang iyong asawa,

mga kakila-kilabot mga kapitbahay ...

Tama ka. ni pumutok ito joint Hayaan!

Yah! Whoo-ha!

Kapag sa ang presyon ni at ikaw ay nag-iisa

Kumuha ng isang maliit na biyahe sa danger zone

Kapag ang buwan ay mataas at ang mga alapaap ay malinaw

Ipakita lang ako ng isang tanda at kami ay magiging outta here

Buhatin mo ako sa isang pakpak at isang panalangin ...

Tumingin.

Kung kailangan mo ng isang kaibigan, alam mo ... kukunin ko na maging doon

Hound aso howlin 'lahat sa pamamagitan ng gabi

Eight milya mataas at ako doin 'ang lahat ng karapatan

Better ilipat sa paglipas ng 'Cause ka na goin' masyadong mabagal

tingin ko ang kailangan para sa kalayaan Ngayon ay oras na upang pumunta

It's a fine line between pleasure and pain

Let your conscience be your guide Till we meet again

Your time has come You can stand or you can run

But don't keep it all inside

'Cause you gotta understand That there ain't no second chance

No one gets outta here alive Only the strong survive...

We're finally here.

Take me up on a wing and a prayer

If you need someone, you know... I'll be there

Your time has come You can stand or you can run

But don't keep it all inside

'Cause you gotta understand That there ain't no second chance

No one gets outta here alive Only the strong survive...

Only the strong survive...

- Is it the one with the yellow roof? - No.

- Is it the one with the purple flowers? - No.

The one with the "Sold" sign in the yard?

Bingo!

Only the strong survive

Dad, come on. Let's go. Quick!

Oh, my God!

- Look at that hunk. - Hubba hubba.

And the realtor says he's single.

Single?!

- What do you think, Junior? - Great.

Come on! Quick, Dad!

Whoa! Totally awesome!

- Radical! - You like it?

Wow! It's fantastic!

Wait till you see your bedroom.

Yee-ha!

- Home, sweet home! - Yeah, that's right!

This place is gigantic.

You could play football in here.

- Hit me, I'm open. - Here's the bomb. OK...

So here we are, starting our new life.

It's nice having a guy who loves me.

Usually, people take one look and run screaming for the hills.

You know, I think me and Dad are gonna do all right together.

Should I spike you? No, it's illegal to spike kids.

Come here, buddy. It's just you and me, Junior.

Hang on a second. Somebody's at the door.

Hi, I wanted to welcome you to our little neighbourhood

so I baked you a...

...cherry pie.

That's so sweet. Look, Junior. She baked us a cherry pie.

How thoughtful.

All right! First and ten!

Junior! What are you doing?

I want you to apologise to this kind lady.

Oh! You're even better-looking up close.

Excuse me.

What?!

- Dad, what about football? - Thank you.

We can play later. Don't you want to meet these wonderful ladies?

Out of the way, girls! Oh, thank God! Another man!

Another Joe I can talk to.

I'm going crazy living here.

You know, Mortville. The divorcee capital of the world.

Anyway, we're having a barbecue. So I thought I'd be neighbourly and invite you over.

I'm Aron Burger, I live next door.

My name is Ben Healy and this is my son, Junior.

Funny-looking kid. Anyway, we'll take this with us.

Well, neighbour, what do you think of my cooker?

- Very... large. - You bet.

Cost me a whole month's paycheck, but it's worth it.

You're not impressed. I guess your wife does the cooking.

No, I'm... not married, actually.

We... broke up.

And you got the kid? Bad deal!

Did you get screwed!

This neighbourhood has a move-in fee.

You have to give each of us ten dollars.

20 bucks?! I'm not giving you diddly-squat.

Pay us or leave!

And with a 50-1 chick to stud ratio in this town, you gotta get started.

Dad, can we go? These people are real dicks.

Well, excuse me, Your Highness.

I didn't realise that simple little me and my simple little family

weren't good enough for your high and mighty tastes.

Hey, I should go and slip on my silk tuxedo

and then we can trot out the champagne and the escargots.

Junior. Try to be polite. We're his guests.

OK, Dad.

- I'm sorry about that. - It's all right.

We've taken a long trip and he's just a little tired.

My girls are the same way. Brats.

Healy, go make yourself useful.

Get some more barbecue sauce from the little woman.

Barbecue sauce. Sure thing, neighbour.

Here's to the start of a beautiful meal.

Damn.

This one's not getting away.

Gotcha!

- My first day of school. - I'm so proud of you.

You're such a good girl.

Junior, get out of this car. You are going to school!

No way! I'd rather eat a turd.

Junior,

third grade is the foundation of a great education.

If you don't go, you'll only hurt yourself.

I'll take a couple others down with me.

Junior,

I am your father and you'll do as I say!

Now, come on.

Now look what you've done.

Get over here.

Take this. Goodbye and good luck.

It's his first day, he's a little nervous.

It's him.

Yes, changing careers was the smartest thing I ever did.

Yes, oh, yeah! Because I love being the principal.

Because I hate children. I hate them.

Being a principal's great, 'cause I hate children.

I bark, they do what I say.

Anything. Crawl around on all fours. They do that.

Would you mind jumping out of the window? OK, sure.

Out they go. Anything.

Principal Peabody, there's a new student to see you.

I'll have to call you back.

I have to deal with one of the little weenies right now.

OK, call you back.

Send the little sweetheart in.

Hey, pea-brain. What are you doing here?

What am I doing here? What are you doing here?

I belong here. You belong in Cold River.

This is Mortville. What are you doing here?

You're not here. That's it. That's the only answer. You're not here.

You're not here. I'm imagining you. You're a figment of my imagination.

If I was a figment of your imagination, could I do this?

Oh!

Did something crawl in here and die?!

You disgusting kid!

You disgusting, flatulating kid!

Whoa! I just had a new paint job, too. This is horrible.

- What grade are you in? - Third.

Third. That means you're here for another four years.

This is a mistake. This is a big mistake, 'cause you are a genius.

You are so intelligent.

Anyone who can break wind like that has to have a mind.

So I'm gonna pass you on to the sixth grade.

In one year, you're gonna be in another school.

My dad says third grade is the foundation of my education.

Your dad says that. Your dad is a moron!

He's a moron!

Know what a moron is? That's what your dad is.

Anyway, you don't belong here. You belong in the sixth grade.

That's where you are, because you're a genius, kid.

A genius.

Sixth grade? I Wowl

I should fart in more people's offices.

Oh, no, not another one. How many kids are they gonna make me teach?

Get in there and find a seat. Hustle, small fry.

I'm not gonna have you hold up my class all year. Move it.

Let's start with a nice easy review

to see how much you under-achievers remember from last year.

Polly, what's 17 times 8?

- 136. - Good.

Richard, what's 72 divided by negative 9?

- Negative 8, sir. - Fine.

Murph.

Murph. What's three plus two?

Four.

You've been in the sixth grade since I started here.

I really want to get you out this year.

Please work with me. What's three plus two?

Nine?

This is gonna be a long year.

Five, all right? The answer's five.

You!

- What are you saying? - I said five.

I'm glad somebody's paying attention. Polly, pass out the workbooks.

I'm gonna rummage in the storage closet, see if I can find something for Murph.

Who let the baby into the sixth grade?

What's in your bag?

- Your diapers? - No, my lunch, pin- head.

Little kid doesn't know who he's talking to.

I'm senior student in this school.

No shit, you've been here since 1970.

Oh, you're gonna hurt!