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What is it?

Nothing. I can't find anything that I want to eat.

Everything makes me nauseous.

I'm telling you, being pregnant is no piece of cake. Oh, cake.

No.

- Aw, honey, I'm sorry. - God.

Ooh, what is that smell? It's coming from the bathroom.

Wow, pregnancy does give you some weird cravings.

Yeah. - It's me. It's Phoebe.

Listen, there's something in here I want to eat. What?

What smells so good?

Is it the shampoo? It's guava.

No.

- Ugh. - Oh, wait, wait.

Is it my bologna sandwich?

Yes, yes, yes.

I can't believe it. The baby wants bologna. The baby wants me to eat meat.

- I can't eat meat. - Uh, wait, wait.

Maybe it's the pickle.

What are you writing?

Well, Joshua's coming in tomorrow...

...and since I don't have the guts to ask him out...

...I'm gonna sell him a coat and put this note in the pocket.

Oh, yeah? - Oh.

"Joshua, give me a call sometime. Guys like you...

...never go out of style."

What did you throw away?

- Hi, guys. - Hey, what have you guys been up to?

Oh, we went to see a collection of Victorian doorknobs at the Cooper-Hewitt museum.

Without me?

My uncle dragged us there, but actually it turned out to be interesting.

- Yeah. - They were so ornate and beautiful.

I mean, look at that.

I don't know how museums work in England...

...but here, you're not supposed to take stuff.

I, uh... I got it from the gift shop.

They have really lax security there.

It's a joke.

Bye.

Right, I've got to be off. I'll see you. Bye-bye, then.

Bye.

Wow. Hey, you guys seem to be having a good time.

Oh, yeah, she is amazing, and she's so much fun.

And you know what? When I'm with her, I'm fun.

I even signed up for helicopter classes.

She's leaving in two days. I don't have to do it.

- Aw, two days? You must be bummed. Yeah.

She's got to go back to London.

But you know what? I've been prepared for this from the start.

We both knew we had two weeks together and then that's it, you know?

Hey, that's what all my relationships are like.

Yes, but in Ross' case, they both know in two weeks that's it.

Pheebs, hey.

- Hello, hello. - Yeah, I know. Yeah.

So the baby is totally craving meat.

This afternoon, I tried tricking it.

I made it a soy burger so that maybe it'd think it was getting meat.

You know? And I got nauseous.

Well, maybe that's because soy burgers suck.

Being pregnant is hard on your tummy.

Hey, but at least you got that cool, pregnant-lady glow.

Oh, that's sweat. You throw up all morning, you'll have that glow too.

- Okay. - Uh, here's that trench coat you wanted.

Oh, great. Great.

- Wow, yeah, it's comfortable. - Yeah.

Man, you could really flash somebody in this thing.

Ha, ha. They don't want you to put your hands in the pockets...

...until you are out of the store.

Why not?

Well, because...

...we get a lot of...

You know, they ruin it for everybody.

I know.

You know, I wore that cashmere sweater on a date last night.

- Oh. - It was the first date since the divorce.

Well, congratulations. So do you love her?

No, no, no. She's nice, but, you know, it made me realize...

...I'm just not ready to be dating, you know?

Huh.

Well, uh...

That's, uh... That's interesting.

Hey, whoa, hey.

- What was that? - Oh, that's just an antitheft device.

Then what's this?

Well, you need that too, because obviously a thief could just tear this up.

Listen, we have to have a party tonight.

We have to have one in five minutes, so everybody cancel your plans.

- What? - Yeah, what's going on?

We have to have a surprise bon-voyage party for Emily.

But it's actually for Joshua.

Look, he said he's not ready to date.

So I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside work.

And now I have created the perfect opportunity to seduce him.

Well, as much as I'd like to meet Josh and warn him...

...Emily and I aren't gonna be here, all right?

She's gonna come by first to say goodbye.

And then I've got a whole special evening planned. So sorry. No party.

Aw.

- Hello? - Surprise!

Surprise!

No one's ever thrown me a surprise party before.

Well, it was all Ross' idea.

You're so sweet.

And I'm so surprised.

You really didn't know?

[CORNERSHOP'S "BRIMFUL OF ASHA" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

There's dancin'

Behind movie scenes

Why are you over here if Joshua's all the way over there?

Uh, because I'm trying to play hard-to-get.

Oh, quick. He's looking over here. Say something funny.

- Like what? - Ha-ha-ha.

What's so funny?

I said, "Like what?"

Now that's a thinker.

Okay, you know what? This playing-hard-to-get thing is not working.

Uh, hand me those cherries. Okay.

Okay.

- Hi. - Hey.

- Care for a cherry? - No, thanks.

You know, I can tie one of these into a knot using just my tongue.

You okay?

You all right?

So we should probably get going soon.

Oh, but the party's only just getting started.

Yeah, but we have to be at The Four Seasons for drinks in, oh, 15 minutes.

And then, uh, you know, then the Plaza for dinner.

So why did you plan a party at the same time?

No, no, no. Ha, ha.

Actually, American surprise parties are very short.

It's usually, "Surprise!" Then, "Oh, my God, I'm so surprised. Goodbye."

Ross, I'm having such a great time.

Your sister has just been telling me that you used to dressed up like old ladies...

...and host make-believe tea parties.

Monica said that, did she?

Oh, yeah. Then what are you going to put on top of that?

- A little salami. - Ooh, yeah. Yeah.

Then, um, what goes on top of the salami?

- Pastrami. - Oh, yeah.

You're a genius.

Can someone give me a hand with the zipper.

Up.

- You changed? - Yeah, I just needed my lucky dress.

- And "lucky" means "more cleavage"? - Does for me.

Oh, God, look at him. He's so cute.

I just want to go over there and grab him and kiss him.

How could I kiss him without letting him know that I like him?

Hey, I know how you can get him. Take off your bra.

What?

- There was a scene in Footloose... - Flashdance.

- Yeah, yeah. Yeah, with that plumber girl? - She was a welder.

Were you, like, in the movie?

Anyway, she takes off her bra under the shirt...

...and pulls it out the sleeve.

Very sexy. And classy.

Or if you wanna kiss him, um, you could use mistletoe.

It's not Christmas.

- Or spin the bottle. - And he's not 11.

Thank you so much for this. It was really so thoughtful of you.

You're leaving?

- Yes, we have something we have to get to. - Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna take off too.

No, you guys, you can't leave yet. You have to stay.

We've got the whole big thing planned.

What big thing?

So, Spin-The-Bottle works like this.

I spin the bottle.

Lands on Gunther, so I would have to kiss Gunther.

All right.

Who wants to go first?

I'll go.

Welcome to America.

Oh.

All right.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my gosh. Two in a row. You gotta use your tongues now.

All right.

What are the odds? What are the odds?

Okay, that's enough, you know. Ha, ha.

Let's let someone else play.

Hey, if you didn't want to play, then why'd you come to the party?

Okay, my turn.

Oh! Look at that.

Oh, my God.