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First ever Christmas in space, guys!

First Christmas hot chocolate in space.

First time eating Benson's peppermint bark in space.

My first time making peppermint bark in space!

To be honest, the process is pretty similar to

the Earth version, but, somehow, it just tastes better up here.

Yep. There's only one way this Christmas

could be any more special.

If we finally receive a message from our loved ones

telling us they're all right

and we'll see them again before we die?

Eileen!

He's talking about telling cool Christmas stories!

Ho ho ho!

Well, it's really more of a Halloween thing.

What I'm talking about are cool Christmas stories

in the form of a song!

Carols!

And handbells! Eh?

So I'll sing the chorus, and then you guys pick it up.

Let's save the bell jingling for when you're by yourself.

Until then, I've got a story about an icy snow planet

called Celsius.

Now, remember, we can only stay while there's sunlight,

and Celsius only has sunlight for five minutes.

Because if you're here after it gets dark...

Yeah, yeah, the Celsian snow monsters will get us!

You told us that, like, 10 times already!

I'm just making sure you understand

the premise of this place!

But we haven't seen snow in forever!

Yeah! Snow's what makes Christmas Christmas!

That, and presents!

White Christmas! White Christmas!

All right, all right!

Five minutes, everyone, starting...

now!

Snow day!

Look!

Merry Christmas!

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

All right. Cute don't stop the sun from setting!

Come on, let's get a white Christmas move on!

Okay, that was fun!

Back to the dome, everybody!

But, wait! I haven't done

the Sorenstein Hanukkah tradition of

skiing down a big slope in my underwear!

Well, make it quick!

We only have, like, 10 seconds left

before the sun sets!

Relax, bro! Here I go!

Oh, come on! You're fine.

Get up. We don't have time for this!

I don't know. It looks a little twisted?

You can walk.

Oh, no!

Merry Christmas!

Back to the ship, back to the ship!

Merry Christmas!

Almost there! Just keep running!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Okay, I'm not really sure what to do now!

There's only one thing we can do...

use your presents as weapons!

It's holding them off! Keep throwing stuff!

Eileen, I spent a long time customizing that for you!

Mordecai, I had to special-order that

from the Sno-Cone Machine planet!

I know! And I really appreciate it,

but Christmas isn't about gifts!

What?! Yes, it is!

Dude, what are you gonna take with you when all this is over?!

The stuff? No!

The memories!

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!

What do you mean, Mordecai?

What Christmas is really about is spending...

Spending money?

No!

Mordecai, what's it about?!

It's about spending time with friends!

Huh?

Ludlow, the laser-nosed reindeer?

That's right! Santa sent me!

He said he's sorry he couldn't be here,

but he's super proud of you guys for realizing

the true spirit of Christmas!

Whoa, it's really him!

From the "Ludlow" series!

He looks just like himself!

Merry Christmas, guys!

I'll take it from here.

Cool! It's more effective than presents!

Thanks, Ludlow!

No problem!

See you guys on the next Christmas special!

Whoa! It's so realistic.

He barely has to move. Stiff as a board.

Well, what did you guys think?

Considering we got our white Christmas,

made it out alive, and I didn't have to sacrifice

my awesome new two-wheel scooter, I'd say...

Best Christmas ever!

Was that supposed to be heart-warming?

Because it was really more scary than anything.

I thought it was good.

Oh, come on! Snow monsters?

Laser-nosed Rudolph rip-off?

If we're going to tell Christmas stories, which I maintain,

is an inappropriate means of celebration,

they should at least be wintry stories like this one.

We were flying through a Christmas-themed asteroid field.

Open your next gift, Skips!

This one's from me and Rigby.

We pooled all our gifts this year.

That way, if one us forgets, you can just write your name

on the card and nobody knows. I learned it from my dad.

Uh, thanks.

It's a bazooka.

Merry Christmas!

What am I supposed to do with it?

It's a t-shirt cannon! Yeah!

They use 'em at monster truck rallies

to keep unruly fans at bay.

From now on, whenever some jerk gets out of control,

you can be all "Hey, punk, safe-tee not guaranteed."

Whoops!

Oh!

What a wonderful message!

Well, that's all the gifts.

Merry Christmas, everyone.

It's cool we found this asteroid field

where they celebrate Christmas all the time.

Wish we could have got some snow, though.

Forget snow. I wish we could get some carolers.

Oh, yeah, carolers.

I guess that would work. I wouldn't mind some carolers.

Look, all I'm saying is the odds of a caroler knocking

on the door right now are slim to none.

Uh, was anyone expecting company?

Uh, hey, dude.

Nice jacket.

Uh... I think it's a caroler.

Are those pears?

I haven't had fruit that wasn't freeze-dried

since we left Earth. Hmm.

You're cool with me, mysterious space dirtbag.

Get it off! Get it off! Rigby!

I like this guy!

Dude, what...

Get 'em off! Get 'em off!

Okay, dude, thanks for the show, but you gotta...

What do we do?! What do we do?!

I... don't know!

Excuse me...

Why does this song have so many birds?!

Watch out!

This is crazy! How do we get rid of this guy?!

I don't know! What makes a caroler leave you alone?!

Uh! Oh, dude... cookies!

My mom always gave them cookies and they'd go away!

Everyone?! We need cookies!

It's for the greater good.

The greater good.

Santa's not the only one eating cookies tonight.

But we're all out of milk, so these are babies going down dry.

Huh? Oh!

Handbell breakdown!

Hmm!

Cookies, now!

Come get some!

Cookies!

It's all I've ever wanted.

Thank you.

Whoa!

You said you wanted snow.

Now, that's a Christmas story, am I right?

Dude, you're not gonna make handbells cool.

Yeah, scale back the agenda, bro.

Handbells represent the purity

and togetherness of the holidays, you idiots!

They sound like angels whispering,

and if you can't get that through your skulls,

that's on you, not me.

We need more peppermint bark. I'll be right back.

Think we should go check on Benson?

Bells...

Don't know anything about bells.