Las primeras 200 líneas.
Where did chotu go?
He's gone inside to keep
the bucket that you threw.
Brother, they took our car.
The three chics took your car.
They made a big fool of you.
Men can't think straight
With a hot-head.
Car, money,
Honour, Wife
Kings lost their kingdoms
due to this hot-hotheadedness.
Battles were fought!
Hello, sir. I'm alright. Please talk decently.
Let me talk.
Hey, I'm the wife of Pranav Kumar.
Oh, your highness, please order.
He is my brother.
We were lost,
So those chics helped us.
Do you know anything about them?
I don't know much about them, your highness.
These ladies come from Punjab,
Fuck innocent people
I mean, fool innocent people
People say that
They come here and do some dirty work
And then rob valuables like wallets, clothes and in your case, car.
No one informs the police?
Since the chics are from Punjab,
Bhatinda,
and then you know,
policemen are lazy.
Policemen here have jurisdiction here,
Policemen there have jurisdiction there.
It's all messed up.
No one is interested in working.
Couldn't you have told us when they were taking our car?
Please forgive me, your highness.
It's a source of entertainment for me
There is no TV, cable,
And the internet is also 2g.
I would advise you
Take the highway
And catch the car.
That bus is crap.
Won't have made it far.
I'm saying let's just go to the cops.
Fuck this shit.
No, then Pranav will get to know about
all this and that'll be another mess.
If anything happens to Tiago,
I won't be able to live.
Quit your melodrama.
Let's take a lift till the highway
Then we'll figure out the rest.
Lift? Why?
Your highness,
Offer me a chance to serve you.
In my opinion,
You should rent one of my cars
And get going.
Let's discuss the budget.
This
And this.
Both move like knife on butter.
Where are we?
All these used cars are up for sale
Yeah, but isn't it too quiet?
Baba, I think we shouldn't take Chanchal along.
So you'll leave me in the parking lot?
I'm concerned about your safety. You don't need to bark.
I wish our parents had thought
so much about safety.
That's very rude huh?
very rude
You deserve it
Hey,
How is it my fault?
And if you had obediently
had sex with Shoshana
then we wouldn't be running
around in the desert like refugees
and the car wouldn't have been stolen
My fault?
It's okay
Oh!
Okay
Sarcasm?
Nice
Um, excuse me brother
Ya?
Tell
Epic
We wanted a favour from you
Tell
We..
Man, wh..what are you doing with this phone
Baba this is beautiful!
Tch, hey
Um, we are
looking for them
Have you gone crazy?
your fate is doomed
Don't go looking for them
But, they stole our car
Hahaha, that is what they do
So we just want to talk to them
Don't talk to them
You need to talk to their daddy
Where will we find their dad?
Right in this lane
Ahead of Lucky's store
Baba
He is doing it with all three of them together
Should we knock?
Sshh.. element of surprise
What if he shoots us in the name of surprise
Let's open this
Baba one..two..
Hey, quite
Chitvan shalom!
Hey Soshan
Baby
Who's that?
Hey
Friends!
come
You are?
Polo Marco
You already met Shoshana
Jael
Tahliya
Yeah we met them, they stole our car
Now which car?
My car, Tiago
Oops
Oops?
Your car's gone
Where?
Here, there everywhere
What? Let it go Na
Hey baby
No, don't be naughty
Come here, come to daddy
Come,
come come come come
I am sorry
I love them
They are like my daughters
Don't be naughty go go go
So, uh
Are you from Israel?
Israel?
They are from Pune
My real name is Makrant Pol
Here Polo Marco
Met these babies outside Osho ashram
Okay so, so what
Have you dismantled our car?
Listen Mr.
Pol
North pole, south pole, Makrant Pol
Sir your English isn't very good
Can we switch to Hindi please?
Is it okay if we talk in Hindi?
Yeah, cool
Okay, so you are saying
that you have dismantled our car and sold it?
Correct
What the fuck!
Hey, wait a minute
So now what should be done?
You tell
You won't get the car back
How about a massage?
Hey you fool stop joking about it
One minute, one minute chitvan we'll go to the police
We will go to the police
Yeah, yeah good idea
But what is the proof?
Documents of the car
You have the documents, right?
They are there in the car
What?
Yeah
You must be having copies of it, right?
It is there in the car
Any RC or anything?
Maybe you kept something in your wallet?
Will I roam around with it in my pocket?
Why won't you? He took your wallet as well
Make her understand
Cars get stolen sometimes
Fuck man Just stop it
Amazing, you guys
Just fucking go to the cops
Come on guys
What is this?
Protection
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