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I fucked with that girl and now she's punishing me for it.

- You made me go mad. - You're making me mad now.

- We are Cook and Effy. - We've never met.

I'm not scared.

You're no good for me, Cook.

I need John. He'll make me better.

- You're John Foster. - And you must be Freddie.

Can't let you have her, I'm afraid.

She really does love you, you know.

# Thought it was a nightmare #

# Lo, it's all so true, #

# They told me, "Don't go walkin' slow" #

# "'Cause Devil's on the loose." #

# Better run through the jungle #

# Better run through the jungle #

# Better run through the jungle #

# Woah, don't look back to see. #

# Thought I heard a rumblin' #

# Callin' to my name #

# Two hundred million guns are loaded #

# Satan cries, "Take aim!" #

# Better run through the jungle #

# Better run through the jungle #

# Better run through the jungle #

# Woah, don't look back to see #

# Over on the mountain #

# Thunder magic spoke #

# "Let the people know my wisdom" #

# "Fill the land with smoke" #

# Better run through the jungle #

# Better run through the jungle #

# Better run through the jungle #

Three.

- # Woah, don't look back to see # - Four. Shit.

Come on, get up! Five...

Come on!

Freds?

I'm wearing your best tee.

Anything?

Only in my head.

He's talking in my head.

What's our Fred saying?

He's saying they're all fucking mad.

Two, three and... go!

Yup.

Where's Panda gone?

What's she doing?

Oh my God!

You're going the wrong way!

Go, Panda. They're all after you.

Bounce to me!

Ems! I'm back!

No!

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh, shit.

Hi.

I got eggs.

We can have eggs, yeah?

And Red Bulls and pain au chocolat and...

I got the heat. What?

She'd been snoring like that all night.

What?

You were both so fucking trashed.

So I slept in the sofa with Panda.

Right.

She's quite cute.

For a straight girl.

Wow. In the scud.

- When did that happen? - I didn't notice.

Good thing. You might have got you know...

Tempted...

I was wrecked.

Yeah. You were both pissing corn.

Like I said, cute.

Is this bad?

You all need your breakfast?

I can fry you, poach you, scramble you.

Do you any way you like.

But shower though, cause, Ems...

You smell of something and it ain't roses.

Couldn't you have just brought me some grapes or something?

Grapes are for chipmunks. This is so better.

I wrote you a song, I just can't get the hang of...

Tit and piss, the instructions were in Japanese!

Oh, fuck me up the arse three ways!

- Come on, you nonky cunt! - Language!

Great, innit? I've been practising. Oh, I've got it!

Scrapey, scrapey for you, shakey, shakey for you.

What for?

Life. Can't stand still, can we?

So this is gonna cheer you up.

# Some days are disasters #

# That you wish could just end #

# Other days are bastards #

# Just like a bad boyfriend #

# But it makes me feel much worse than this #

# To see a face masked with a frown #

# I'm not telling you to smile, but don't be down #

# Don't be down, my friend #

# Don't do your wrist any harm #

# You don't belong on a funny farm #

# And I'd rather see you in a party dress than in a hospital gown #

# I'm not telling you to smile, but don't be down #

Do, do, do, do, do, do.

- Do, do, do, do, do, do. - Did you write that?

Oh, fuck me!

Seems nice.

Met her at Dojo's.

Hit it off. You know.

Like a whirlwind romance.

Yeah, well, we got chatting.

Did you?

No.

Well... least you're moving on.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm well over Eff. Finito.

It's like... liberating, yeah.

- Good. - Moving on.

I'm looking forward to meeting...

Phew, fucking hell! I'm never having the mezze platter again.

I opened the window a bit, you know.

Naomi, Arcia.

- Pardon? - Arcia.

Sorry, I didn't quite...

Arcia.

Arcia?!

Arcia, all right?

Yeah, it's fine. Arcia, Arcia.

It's pretty...

- Arcia. - Cheers.

Listen, lover,

I think I lost my pissing thong in the bus station.

Er, did you?

You know I fucking did, stud man!

He's a little criminal.

That is what they say.

Yeah.

I'm not going! I'm fine here! Leave me alone!

Sometimes it's hard to move on.

How are you, Elizabeth?

Better.

Sure?

No.

Your mother wants you to go home.

She says she can look after you there.

- Is that good? - Good?

You know better than that, Elizabeth.

We have to forget about good and bad.

My boyfriend ran away.

That was bad.

How can we know?

If only we knew how things will turn out.

Yeah.

I came to tell you that I'm leaving my job here.

You? You're leaving?

Don't be upset.

I think...

Maybe it's time.

Do I say thank you?

We don't know yet. But I think...

Yes, you could be something I'm proud of.

I'll never forget you.

No.

You won't.

Goodbye, Elizabeth.

Goodbye.

Effy, Effy...

Freds?

I thought you didn't sleep with her any more.

Yeah, well, people keep moving in.

Isn't what you told me, that's all.

Mandy, we haven't done anything.

So, I don't why...

I mean, we didn't do anything last night.

Did we?

You wanted to.

If you hadn't been totally fucking AWOL...

No. I didn't.

Yeah?

Otherwise,

what have we been doing?

What have you been doing?

She thinks I'm straight!

What? How do you even...

Said it when she was looking at my tits, didn't she?

Bit fucked up, that.

I don't want to be fucked around, Emily.

Just cos she won't take you to Goa.

Don't.

I'd take you.

We'd go dancing.

Sleep in a hut.

I'd make love to you on the beach.

Isn't that what you want?

Ems! Mandy! Breakfast!

Oh, yeah. There's someone here you've got to meet.

You're Freddie's sister.

Yeah. Thomas, right?

I thought maybe he's hiding in here.

Why would he hide from you?

I don't know. But something's not right.

So I want to...