Go Home (Lao Shao Wu Cai / 老少无猜)

Fuma (Emperor's son-in-law)

Lord Fuma goes forward to have a close look.

Qin Xianglian, who is 32 years old,

sues the emperor's son-in-law, for abandoning his wife,

despising the emperor, and breaking his engagement

for a new beauty.

English title: GO HOME Mandarin title: Lao Shao Wu Cai

English title: GO HOME Cantonese title: Sheng Dan Jing Mo

Lao Zhang, time to get up. Don't be late.

What's the time?

- Oh! Morning already! - Mm.

But evening will be here soon enough.

So get going, eh? Don't be late.

Ok, I am getting up.

It's not a big deal. Why the big rush?

Wow... you still haven't left?

You're cutting it fine. Don't make them wait.

There is plenty of time.

- Lily? - Yes, Aunt Chiu?

Bring it here.

Lily, put that down and let me carry it for you.

I can manage.

- Lily, let me! - Oh, Auntie...

Wow, I always love your pickled vegetables.

Freshly made!

- Eat with us. - Please sit.

No, thanks. I've got my own.

Hey, Aunt.

Last night, Lao Zhang still couldn't sleep by 2 or 3 o'clock!

Then he just came out here to pass the time.

Don't talk nonsense!

It's the truth. If you don't believe me, just ask Guoqing.

Guoqing... isn't that right?

Lily, you -

Isn't that right?

I see.

Lao Zhang cares about his reputation.

We all know it.

Don't worry, Aunt. Relax. We all know that.

He just doesn't want us all to know that he's worried about this.

So we just won't talk, ask, or make a fuss about it. That's all.

Hey, Aunt, which play is he performing today?

I really feel something's not right today.

Mr. Zhang, which melody you perform?

I follow Eight-Character melody.

I used to follow Zhenggong tune.

Really?

But you should follow my tune a bit, eh?

Hey, Teacher Zhang, she asked you a question.

Mind your own business.

Such a bad temper!

Is he someone important here?

He? He is the father of someone who was.

Lao Zhang takes it so seriously.

We do this only for fun and a little money.

For fun? Lao Zhang hasn't had the chance to perform for years.

Of course he takes it seriously!

Hey, we begin with which melody?

Which do you think?

Follow me.

Come on. Let's go in.

Back so soon?

These kites are dry and I am just sorting them -

I say...

Zhang Jinhe, what are you playing at?

Since we started performing "Case of Mei Beheaded"

I've never heard of Bao Gong following Qin in the tune.

Never once!

This is a sponsored performance.

The sponsor will take the lead. You should know that.

Hey, so are you not going to perform?

What's wrong with you?

The old man left just because of one tune?

Someone must have upset him.

I just asked him whether Guange is his daughter.

We have to discuss Lao Zhang.

No need to discuss.

What? Did I say something wrong?

- Can't you see, I'm trying to help you. - Find someone else!

Who dares to tell him? Yes, how to tell him?

Shh. He is coming.

- Ah, you're back? - Yes, I'm back.

- You're back. - Mm.

Are - are you all right?

Everything is fine.

That's good.

We all know you don't take things too seriously.

Yes, it's just a bit of fun.

I don't care.

Lao Zhang, you're back.

Lao Zhang.

Come down! Come on!

Who are you?

Naughty boy! How have you got yourself up there?

Come down quickly. Come down.

Lao Zhang.

Whose child is that?

What the hell is he doing up there?

Damn broken lock. I should have changed it.

Lao Zhang, Guange is back.

Who?

Guange is back.

Guange? Who is Guange?

Chiu, don't joke with me about that.

Why would I joke about that?

Your very own daughter, Guange, came home.

He is your grandson.

His name is Je- Jeffrey.

You two should have a good talk together.

Let's go. Go back.

Do you know me?

Do you know who I am?

Where is she?

Why has she brought you here?

Are you thirsty? Tell me where she is.

And I will give you water.

Hey, look! He is trying to bribe him for information!

Don't be nosy.

Who's nosy? Honestly!

You've certainly come well-equipped!

Now listen, I am nothing to do with you.

You just go back to where you came from. Just go now.

Go. Get out.

You can't just stay here. You have to leave.

Hey, what are you doing, Lao Zhang?

What am I doing? I am telling him to go to his mother.

Stop it, stop it! Guange returned to apologise.

To whom is she apologising?

I don't know anybody named Guange.

Lao Zhang, you shouldn't treat your daughter so badly.

We will go out and find Guange later.

Let her get on her knees to apologise.

As for you, just slap her face. Won't that settle it?

As my niece said -

That is your family's business. Nothing to do with me.

Lao Zhang, even a tiger won't harm its cubs.

How can you be so spiteful?

You've got it wrong.

I raised her all by myself for more than 20 years.

The she just runs away without even a word.

And for 8 years she is nowhere to be seen.

Who is at fault here?

Ok, I'm wrong, I'm wrong. All right?

Listen to me. It's not that Guange doesn't want to come back.

She doesn't dare to.

Look at yourself.

It seems she dares to come back now.

She knows I am getting old, and soon won't be able to go out.

She is waiting to bury me, right?

Aunt Chiu, I'm sorry to have to say it,

but if she steps into my home, I will break her legs.

Oh, my goodness! He is usually so calm.

What's made him so angry today? He's gone crazy.

Many weird things happen in the hot season.

Ok, don't watch them anymore.

Lily... let's listen to some music.

Turn it on.

Guoqing, I heard his daughter was quite famous.

Yes, a proper star.

- A real star? - Yes.

- What's wrong with Guange? - Exactly!

- Just left her son in the yard. - What's that all about?

Everything will be ok if the boy calls Zhang 'grandpa'.

Lao Zhang, the neighbours are looking at us.

So what? This is my family business.

Yes, of course. It’s a family matter. But...

Come on, little one,

Come on. Call him 'grandpa'. Go on.

Go on.

Say it, come on!

Grandpa? Who is his grandpa?

Who is whose grandpa?

Come here. Let's go home.

Aunt Chiu, this is my house.

Lao Zhang, what do you mean by this?

What am I wasting my time for? It's none of my business.

Little fellow, don't worry.

Come with me to grandma's house for a while.

"Grandma"? Are you his grandma?

If you want to be his grandma, why only for a short while?

- Just take him permanently. - You!

Let's go. It is none of our business.

Let's just get out of here.

How can we be neighbours like this?

Hey... hey!

Where is your mother?

Tell me, and I will let you in.

Did your mother tell you that if you wait here long enough...

sooner or later, I'll have to let you in?

You're certainly very single-minded.

Ok, you just sit here.

You can just wear out the step by sitting here.

Little bastard.

I didn't check my horoscope before I went out today.

It seems that I should also check it when I come back home!

What is going on here?

You damn -

That poor boy.

Get in the house.

What is your name?