UnREAL

Ladies, open your hearts to your suitor,

Darius Beck!

Quinn: Shh. Network president.

Gary: He's black.

He's football black.

What about this scandal?

He called that reporter a bitch.

Bitch, please.

Chet? But what the hell are you doing here?

I'm taking my kingdom back.

If I keep following you around like this,

the crew's gonna have a really hard time

believing I'm the showrunner.

I just got to steer us past this train wreck,

and then I will hand the show back to you.

Who's in charge here?

-I am. -I am.

My two bosses, they're making

two different versions of the show.

I can't produce it with them on the set.

Rachel wanted me to let her run the show all by herself.

That's why Coleman's here.

Coleman: You don't need Quinn.

Between you and me, we can make shows

that actually mean something.

So you're the one who's calling me "Hot Rachel."

Well, you do kind of look like her.

Tell me what the judge said about the custody.

Give me a little good news.

You look amazing.

Can we talk for a second?

Absolutely.

You lied about everything.

Goodbye, Brandi. We're done.

Darius, it's Rachel.

Darius: Yeah. Come in.

You okay?

Shut the door.

All right, has anybody seen my messenger?

Dan: Nothing yet, boss.

Great, can you please just let me know the second it arrives?

I need it, like, yesterday.

Copy that.

Rachel. Yeah.

Did you see these things?

Chet ordered them when he was still in charge.

What are those things?

Hello? Powder-puff football date.

It's supposed to be the girls' uniforms,

but it's definitely gonna look like a porn shoot,

and there's a reporter

from Entertainment Weekly on set today.

Okay.

What, seriously?

So, it's just me then?

Your feminist sensibilities aren't offended by these things?

No. Not today.

Who are you?

What would Hillary say, Rachel?

Can't believe you're still driving that thing. Why not?

What, you want to take it for a spin?

I'm still waiting to open her up,

see how fast she goes.

What, do you actually want to watch Quinn

turn into Naomi Campbell,

because she's seriously gonna beat the crap out of me.

Don't worry about Quinn.

You've outgrown her.

Entertainment Weekly's here, by the way.

Nice. All right.

I'm gonna go pull some clips for them.

Meet me inside in five?

Three.

Dan, can you please let me know when the messenger arrives?

Dan: Copy that, boss.

Go away.

I brought you Raisin Bran

without any raisins in it and -- What?

I brought you Raisin Bran without the raisins

and Lucky Charms without the charms.

Oh, I didn't ask for that.

Um, I-I just thought

maybe you would need it or want it. Um...

I'm sorry, are you trying to say something?

Then just speak.

Well, you weren't answering your phone,

so they started calling the production office

and said about y-your dad.

Christ. I'll deal with him later.

He's dead.

Your dad.

Just get out.

Get out!

Oh, my God.

Why -- Why is there a baby here?

It's bring your baby to work day.

I'm sorry, did you, like, kill Cynthia or something?

No, I didn't kill my ex-wife.

I didn't kill her.

She's at a Deepak Chopra retreat.

I gave the nanny the day off.

It was time for some skin-to-skin

pheromonal bonding time.

I thought that there was this whole, like,

legal custody battle thing, which you lost. No.

Legal schmegal. No, this is my DNA.

This is my legacy on Earth, okay?

I'd like to see some judge try and take that away from me.

It's not gonna happen.

You'd have to pull my teeth and melt my bones.

Okay, can you please just keep the baby

away from the girls?

It's like lady catnip.

[ Women chattering, baby crying ]

Madison, what are you doing?

Quinn's always gonna remember me

as the girl who went down on her fiancé

and told her that her dad was dead.

Quinn's dad died?

Yeah.

I think she was just starting to like me.

She wasn't, Madison.

Quinn.

Hey, just, um...

I just wanted to come by and say that I'm sorry

that your -- that your dad died.

Oh, that's what you're sorry about?

Not Gary?

Okay, so, now's not the time.

Oh, it's the perfect time.

I mean, actually, the perfect time

would've been before you went to the network,

but now will have to do.

I had a conversation with Gary.

Go on.

It's just that you gave me the showrunner job

and essentially took it away.

So you stabbed me in the back?

No, I went to talk to Gary,

somebody who could be objective,

somebody that could be reasonable and cool headed.

Stabbed me in the back.

Okay, no, I just...

No, I was just trying to do what's best for the show.

Now, that's bullshit.

It was a power grab.

At least have the balls to own it.

No, it wasn't.

I was just freaked out

because our show was going down.

Okay, well, your little freakout

is the reason why that pre-teen dirt bag

is driving around a sports car

with the name of my show on it.

They would've never sent him in

if you didn't tattletale to the principal.

And now we're stuck with him.

So, just go away, okay?

You have a new boss.

Stop acting like you care about me.

I do care.

You have a funny way of showing it.

You know, I plucked you from nothing,

made you a producer.

And now you think you can just do this all on your own.

Well, you can't.

'Cause the truth is, you need me behind you,

guiding you, pushing you,

propping you up so you don't crack.

But you'll always crack, Rachel.

You're unstable and ungrateful,

and you cannot make this show without me.

Dan: Rachel, your delivery's here.

Watch me.

I'll have you come right here.

Took you long enough.

You know what, can you just freeze right there?

All right, there you go.

You don't have much time, so

Yeah, thank you.

Good to see you, doc.

Good to see you, too, buddy.

What the hell is she doing here?

She knows. It's cool.

It's not cool.

One word about his injury gets out to the press,

and his career's over. Okay.

What the hell were you thinking, D?

How else was the doc gonna get in without her?

Today on "Everlasting," it is powder-puff football.

The ladies will hit the turf in their pinks versus blues,

and Darius is suiting up to play quarterback on both sides,

but the stakes are high

because the winning team

gets that winning date with our prince.

Cue the ladies.

- -Go this way, ladies.