Ed, Edd n Eddy

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT

GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

YEAH!

4,820, 4,824,

OOH, I LIKE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH THAT TUNNEL.

4,831, 4,835.

THAT'S EVERYBODY.

4,837.

HMM?

HMM.

NOW, PLEASE!

AAH!

HEY, DOUBLE-D! WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?

OH, HELLO, EDDY.

SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

HEY, WAS THAT YOU RINGING MY DOORBELL?

WHO, ME?

NAH.

WAIT, EDDY. YOU KNOW THE RULES.

AW, COME ON, EDD. NOT AGAIN.

ALL RIGHT!

SHEESH! STUPID SLIPPERS.

AND I'll DISPOSE OF THESE.

OK. THE SLIPPERS ARE ON NOW... OOOFF!

WE'LL HAVE YOU CLEAN IN NO TIME, EDDY.

ALMOST DONE.

GEE, THANKS, EDD.

AFTER YOU, EDDY.

YEAH. AFTER ME.

WAAA-HOO!

EDDY!

MESSY, MESSY, MESSY...

PLEASE DON'T DO THAT, EDDY.

UHH!

EDDY!

PLEASE RETURN THOSE LABELS TO THEIR RIGHTFUL DESIGNATIONS.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!

DON'T HAVE A BIRD.

ARE YOU DONE YET? LET'S GO GET ED!

PLEASE BE PATIENT.

I HAVE JUST ONE MORE... AAAAGH!

IT'S GONE!

EDDY!

SOMEONE TOOK MY MAGNIFYING GLASS.

I FEEL SO VIOLATED.

MAYBE YOU MISPLACED IT.

NEVER!

WHAT HAS BECOME OF THIS WORLD?

IS NOTHING SACRED?

EVERYTHING IS SOILED!

WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING?

WHO WOULD VIOLATE THE SANCTITY OF SOMEBODY'S ROOM

WITH THEIR FILTHY HANDS? OH!

OH, EDDY... I FEEL SICK!

OOH, I FEEL NAUSEOUS!

I CAN'T BREATHE!

THANK YOU. I NEEDED THAT.

ANYTIME, PAL.

YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T

HAVE SOMEBODY TOUCHING YOUR STUFF.

IT JUST ISN'T RIGHT.

OK! RACE YOU TO ED'S PLACE!

WHOO!

THERE HE IS.

HUH HUH HUH...

OOH!

SHH.

Quit fooling around.

HEY, EDDY!

WHAT'S UP?

DOGPILE!

HIYA, DOUBLE-D.

YOU GUYS MAKE ME LAUGH.

WHERE IS SHE?

WHAT? WHO?

MY DOLLY.

POLLY POO POO, THAT'S WHO.

I... I NEED MY DOLLY.

BUT SARAH, I DIDN'T TOUCH HER.

LIAR!

DON'T YOU LIE TO ME, YOU DOLLY STEALER!

YOU GOT TO LOVE THESE FAMILY MOMENTS.

IF YOU DON'T TELL ME WHERE SHE IS,

REALLY ANGRY!

UH... ED?

YEAH, EDDY?

AS MUCH AS I REALLY LOVE THE SMELL

OF YOUR STINKY PITS,

CAN YOU LET GO OF MY HEAD NOW?

YOU KNOW, SOMEONE HAS TOUCHED MY STUFF ALSO.

REALLY?

DON'T YOU SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

IT'S EPIDEMICAL.

DOUBLE-D'S MAGNIFYING GLASS, SARAH'S DOLL.

OOF!

SOMEONE OR SOMETHING

IS TOUCHING EVERYBODY'S STUFF.

WE GOT TO SPREAD THE WORD.

WE HAVE TO WARN EVERYONE THAT'S THERE'S A...

A SERIAL TOUCHER ON THE LOOSE.

HOW ARE WE GOING TO DO THAT, EDDY?

HEY! I KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO!

HA HA HA HA HA!

ATTENTION, PLEASE!

HEY! BEWARE OF THE TOUCHER!

SERIAL TOUCHER ON THE LOOSE!

HIDE YOUR STUFF! HIDE YOUR VALUABLES!

SERIAL TOUCHER ON THE LOOSE!

THAT DIRTY TOUCHER TOOK MY DOLLY POO POO!

AAH! AAH!

IT'S TRUE. WON'T SOMEBODY HELP US?

QUIET! QUIET!

EVERYONE JUST RELAX!

WE'VE GOT IT ALL UNDER CONTROL.

YEAH? WHAT CAN YOU DORKS DO ABOUT IT?

DORKS ARE GONNA SOLVE THIS MYSTERY.

HA! I'D PAY MONEY TO SEE THAT.

ME, TOO.

YEAH, WE ALL WOULD.

WHAT DO YOU PROPOSE WE DO NOW?

OK, BOYS. HERE'S THE LANE, OK?

WE'LL START HERE,

THEN WE'LL CROSS THE STREET OVER BY THE CORNER STORE...

Edd: PLEASE DO NOT MOVE. THIS IS DELICATE WORK.

HA HA HA HA HA!

THERE'S NO WAY THE TOUCHER CAN RESIST THIS.

PERFECT.

SOMEONE'S COMING.

ED, DON'T MOVE.

AND STOP GIGGLING!

DORK! DORK?

SHH! ED, SOMEBODY ELSE IS COMING.

WHATCHA DOING, ED?

OH, ED, I'M LIKING YOUR HAIRCUT.

WHAT'S THAT, PLANK? YOU WANT A FEEL, TOO?

OK.

ED'S BEEN TOUCHED. PULL! PULL!

AHA! DR. TOUCHER, I PRESUME?

WHOA! YOU GUYS ARE WEIRD!

GET HIM!

Eddy: COME ON!

WAY!

HE'S GETTING AWAY!

FOLLOW ME!

UFF!

UHH!

AAH!

OH... OH... THEY GOT ME, OLD BUDDY.

BUT YOU... YOU CAN STILL MAKE IT, PLANK!

RUN!

SAVE YOURSELF.

BE NICE! AWW!

HEY, JONNY, NICE HAIRCUT.

DOUBLE-D'S GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU.

A LIE DETECTOR.

READY.

BETTER WATCH WHAT YOU SAY, JONNY.

YEAH, JONNY.

HEH HEH HEH...

YOU WOULDN'T LIE TO YOUR PALS NOW, WOULD YOU?

ED, LIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, JONNY. ENOUGH FOOLING AROUND.

SO, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL US WHERE EVERYBODY'S STUFF IS, HMM?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

WHAT'S THE WORD, DOUBLE-D?

INCONCLUSIVE, EDDY.

ARRRGGH!

WELL, IF YOU WON'T TALK, MAYBE YOUR FRIEND WILL!

YOU MUST BE THE BRAINS, HUH?

WHERE'S THE STUFF, PLANKY? FESS UP!

OH... SILENT, HUH?

AAAAAAGGGH!

SPLINTERS!

AAAH! LEAVE PLANK ALONE, EDDY!

AS YOU CAN SEE, THE BOARD IS LYING.

WELL, PLANKY?

I THINK IT'S TIME WE TRIED OTHER METHODS.

THIS WILL MAKE YOU SWELL UP GOOD.

AW! OHH...

OHHH...

AAAAAH!

OK! OK! I DID IT! I TOOK EVERYONE'S STUFF!

NOW LET ME GO! I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM!

YOU HEARD HIM, BOYS. CASE CLOSED.

AAH! OOH! EEE! AUGH!

AAH! OHH!

SO, BOYS,

WHAT'S BIG, ROUND, COSTS A NICKEL...

JAWBREAKERS! JAWBREAKERS!

NOW AWAY WE GO!

NOW JUST A ROTTEN MINUTE.

I FOUND MY DOLLY UNDER MY BED.