Vadhayiyaan Ji Vadhayiyaan (ਵਧਾਈਆਂ ਜੀ ਵਧਾਈਆਂ)

"The groom is all set to marry, now there is no going back, buddy."

"The ground is blushing shy, as flowers fall from the sky."

"In front of the bride beauty, the moon is nothing in comparison."

"Everyone will wish.."

"Everyone will wish: Heartiest Congratulations!"

"Everyone will wish: Heartiest Congratulations!"

"Everyone will wish us: Heartiest Congratulations!"

"Some are preparing for the wedding, some are getting the blessings."

"Everyone seems to be getting married, everyone seems to be engaged."

"When will everyone wish me..?"

"When will everyone wish me: Heartiest Congratulations?"

"When will everyone wish us: Heartiest Congratulations?"

"My father asks when will he get to walk with pride?"

"My brothers want to dance at my wedding?"

"The females in my family are eager to welcome the bride home."

"When will everyone wish me..?"

"When will everyone wish me: Heartiest Congratulations?"

"When will everyone wish us: Heartiest Congratulations?"

Now you'll know better.

- Don't slap me! - What I am good at!

- Don't slap me! - This is how one should slap.

- Slap him, go on. Keep going. - Now you will know.

'You must be wondering why they are slapping me while I hang upside down.'

'To tell the reason behind these slaps..'

'..I'll have to tell you the story from the beginning.'

Daddy..

I cannot milk the buffaloes anymore.

My knees hurt. You should do it.

If your knees are hurting..

..should I ask the buffalo to get on her knees and give us the milk?

Your body starts aching as soon as we ask you to do any work.

Nothing aches when you are wasting time with your buddies.

So you are back, mummy?

I was wondering why am I not feeling insulted?

What is it that was missing?

Thrashing is what is missing. Curses aren't enough for you.

Did you two plan that you would give birth..

..to a son whom you can insult shamelessly?

If you had plan that well for my wedding..

..then I would have been expecting a child by now.

What would you feed your child, you idler?

Pumpkin?

As if you fed me cottage cheese and sent me to school.

I was thrashed by classmates stealing their tiffins.

That's how I managed to passed out the fifth grade.

Now you will pass your life by enduring curses.

Oh that's great. You want to me to die?

So you aren't going to die anytime soon?

Rani! See what your useless son is talking about!

I never opened my mouth in front of my father.

You took the first vow of the wedding after break opening grandpa's head.

Everyone in the village knows about it. Why do you need to open your mouth..

..when you had already cracked opened his head?

I didn't crack open his head.

But I shall crack open yours for sure today.

You just wait there. Let me extract that.

Let it be. Stop pretending to be Sunny Deol.

Don't break your back because of it.

Rani!

Then get me a brick! I shall crack open his head for sure, today.

He first wants someone to get him a brick..

..then only he will take the trouble of hitting someone.

You are not any less lazy than your son is.

The apple hasn't fallen far from the tree.

We have to go to the prospective bride's house.

Call them up and fix a meeting time.

Okay, I will. Give me my phone.

I feel like giving you away to someone.

Keeps sitting on the bed all day long doing nothing.

She starts complaining about her son..

..but in the end blames me for everything.

She is so unpredictable.

Daddy!

Let's go, the lazy couple.

We are already very late.

You seem to be very eager to meet them.

We are going there to find out their reply.

Being a little late doesn't make any difference.

Can't anything good ever come out of your mouth?

Get in, son. I am sure they will accept this match.

I had a dream last night.

I was playing with a beautiful child.

If the child was beautiful then it wasn't his.

Don't expect a beautiful child from him.

Grandpa didn't expect it from you either.

But I turned out to be handsome, didn't I?

You have taken after me, son. That's why you are so handsome.

I'd have left you at the hospital if you had taken after your father.

Thank God.

I hope you didn't face any difficulty while finding our house.

No, not at all.

Have some water.

- No, thank you. - Keep it on the table.

First you tell me, what will you have?

Shouldn't we discuss these matters after we see the girl?

I am asking about tea and refreshments.

Tea and refreshments aren't an issue.

We'll take some.

He's our son, Pargat. He is our only child.

Whatever we have belongs to him.

What work do you do, son?

I do all the work my parents ask me to do.

- I work in the fields, otherwise. - Okay.

Brother, we like your son.

Look, Preet is here.

Hello, dear.

God bless you.

Take it.

You?

You are still at this?

There! She knows him.

That's great news.

I know him quite well, uncle.

He had asked Bholi to meet him at the roof and then deceived her.

Brother, throw them out of the house.

He cheated Bholi and refused to marry her in front of the council.

Let's go.

Goodbye, son.

We will get going now. We are getting late.

Let's go. Goodbye, brother.

I wonder what's wrong..

What is this? She forgot the sweets.

"Heartiest congratulations."

'Honestly speaking, it wasn't my fault.'

'I was on the terrace, just stealthily drinking alcohol.'

Let's go.

If my uncle sees us together then..

..he will never agree to get us married.

Why do you feel scared?

Your uncle is getting drunk and having a time of his life at the wedding.

You should be brave if you want to stand by my side.

Uncle!

Bholi, run! We will get thrashed if they catch us.

Balwant Singh, do you have anything to say about what happened last night?

Headman, I would suggest that we all just forget about it.

Your son gave us all a bad name last night.

She had come to her mother's parental house to stay.

And this is what Pargat did?

If she had come to stay at her mother's parental house..

..then she should have stayed there.

Why was she at someone else's terrace?

Sister, please mind your manners.

What was your son doing on the terrace so late in the night?

I had gone to break my fast. It is my terrace.

I can go there during the day or in the middle of the night.

Ask her what she was doing in our terrace.

Right?

He had called me there.

Did I call you there? Over the phone or did I holler?

You did this and called me.

Balwant Singh, it is clear..

..that her reputation is being ruined because of your son.

Now Pargat will have to marry her.

I won't marry her.

Why did you do this filthy act if you didn't want to marry her?

Daddy, all the villagers are mistaken.

We banged into each other as we both were running.

Why were you running on the terrace?

Was there an army recruitment going on up there?

What will tell her village council?

Who will marry her if Pargat doesn't marry her?

Headman, if no one has any objections..

..I am ready to get married to this girl.

Come what may, no woman should feel disgraced because of our village.

Okay, then it is finalized.

We will talk to her parents and prepare for the wedding.

Balwant Singh, you will have to pay for their wedding.

Get down already or do you need a welcome wagon?

You are not destined for a welcome wagon?

You are destined to milk the buffaloes.

Son..

We have spent more money searching for a bride for you..

..than we will ever spend for your wedding.

If you had something going on with Bholi then you should have married her.

Look..

Kala got married to Bholi.

Now they have a five-year-old daughter. - Yes.

If you hadn't refused to marry her during the council meeting.

That child would have been yours.

That child still would have belonged to Kala.

I have already told you about this.

She wasn't with me on the terrace that night.. She was with Kala.

This is a limit!

He's leaving.

Going to meet your useless friends?

They aren't married.

If you keep their company, no one will give their daughter to you.

You just find me a bride, forget the friends..

..I will even agree to leave my parents.

I will leave them in a jungle they can never return from.

Damn you! - Wait, you..

Oh God!

"Married men get stuffed bread.."

"Unmarried men barely manage to scrape through."

Delicious.

Sukhi!

Chicken is yummy.

Simply awesome.

Get out of there, dad.

Don't you just love the washroom?