Hulchul

This is incredible! - What's happening in our village?

At this rate, nobody in our village will be safe anymore

A daylight robbery! Something needs to be done about it!

He's the victim today. Tomorrow, it could be anyone

Right! Something needs to be done. - Where are you guys going?

You come along, too. Or she'll carry you away too!

Will he help? - He's the only one in the village...

who can solve the problem. We'll have to fall at his feet!

Right! You're right!

What happened? - Are your ears blocked?

No. - So come on

What's happening? Is it something scandalous?

Nobody knows. Narayan Dada's son was carried away by a witch

Look at them! The bloody herd of sheep!

They're here to chew on our brains, early in the day!

Say we're closed for a fortnight. - What for?

The DCP's mother's getting married again

Where are they going? - They just walked by!

Entry to women is forbidden...

Am I going to walk there to help? Come here and talk to me

Why are you guys wailing? What's wrong?

You are our Lord and Master! Our saviour in trouble!

Why? Where are your other saviours? - But you are the most powerful!

My son has been carried away by Kartaniya's men!

Kartaniya? Who's this lizard?

That woman from the cattle market! - She has abducted his son!

Is she going to pickle him?

Are the cops around only to have photos taken of their shining medals?

Go and tell them that I've sent you. Dismiss!

We went to the police, sir. We even mentioned your name

But the witch still wouldn't spare his son!

So you're at my feet because you're disillusioned with the police?

I don't poke my nose in other people's affairs

I fight only my own battles. Go on now, get going

That witch gets all her help from the lady in Anpara village, sir

Laxmi's goons are standing in attendance, to defend them

Lawyer... - Sir?

Use the phone. Summon my kids immediately

No, sir. We ought not to interfere in this matter

Why not? - It has to do with womenfolk

You never know what twist the tale might take

Don't you guys knows? Seth Angarchand's men...

never get involved with women! And you still come here?

Go away now! Mind your own business! - Listen...

Yes, sir.

As far as I can see, this is no ordinary case of women

The lady at Anpara and her children are involved in this scandal

She's a very stubborn woman.

If anyone asks me for help against her,

I'm surely going to help him!

Sir, call for you

Balli, come home immediately. - Right, Daddy

lmmediately. - Right away. Immediately

Hail Lord Hanuman, Lord of Celibacy...

Phone for you, sir

Shakti, see which fool it is

Who the hell is it?

Your mother was nurturing a spirit wasn't she? I'm the same ghost!

Brother! It's Daddy. - Daddy who?

Daddy!

Daddy, talk to brother... - No. Come here immediately

Right, Daddy. We'll start immediately

Hold this for a moment

Well? You couldn't recognise my father's voice?

I don't tell my father's voice either

I'll play your father's voice for you right now!

Is this the law college boys' hostel? - Yes

I wish to talk to Jaichand. - I'll call him

Who is it? Go on?

Didn't you go to college today?

Daddy?

I went, came back. And went again and...

Is that a carrom-board you've been bouncing off?

I'm going back in the afternoon, daddy

No, no need to go there. Come home immediately

No, I'm really going in the afternoon, daddy

Must you keep raving, you idiot? Listen to me

We got some important business to finish. Come here immediately

Wow! All the wealthy men together! At the poor man's door?

So you're the poor man who abducted a poor farmer's son?

And you now want to swallow his piece of land in ransom?

Bring that boy here immediately. - So you've come to take the boy?

He's not coming out, sir. - He can't? Never mind

We can walk. We'll carry him

No, none of you guys can take him away from here

We are taking him away

We don't use our expensive footwear to walk to such places

Sir, this is a cattle-market. I clean scatter with these hands...

I use this hand to wash my backside

A punch with this one will stink even more

I'm not standing in the hot sun for too long

Finish it all up quickly. Let's go

Which sonofagun dares take away the boy from here!

Dammit! Silly bachelors!

How would you know what heat a woman possesses?

Is there a real man among you who can sate a woman's thirst?

If there is, step forth, you curs!

I'll show you what it means to flee with a turned tail!

Get out of the way.

Let go of that child.

These are the people responsible for all this bloodshed and violence

And the father and the sons ought to be punished for their crimes

That's all, your honor.

Dear students, today happens to be Anjali's last day at the college

But it saddens me to say that an intelligent girl like her...

is abandoning her studies to settle down in matrimony

However, it is a matter of pride that Anjali is getting married...

to the Home Minister of our State, the young Mr Govindrao Pachpute

I therefore extend our heartiest congratulations to her

We hope there will be fame and honor in her life

Let us therefore give her a happy farewell

Anjali, listen... - What?

Will you please help me?

What happened? - This

What is this? - My transfer order

You can have a word with the Minister and have it stalled

Me? - Yes, you

Now don't say you can't do it. - I'll do what I can

Bye. - Bye, take care.

Give it to him on your nuptial night. Don't forget!

Come. - Bye.

Spray the rose-water, elephant! Spray it!

Spray the rose-water, elephant!

What sort of a mahout are you?

You can't make the elephant spray the rose-water?

Give me the cane. I'll show you

Sprinkle the rose-water, elephant! Go on!

There, Mother! The rose-water and also the oblations!

What are you guys watching? Clean the mess!

Sprinkle the rose-water, elephant! Sprinkle it! - Sprinkle. - Keep going.

Who're you giving those dirty looks?

Who asked you to bring the elephant here?

I did. - What are you doing, Ma?

There's work held up in the fields because the elephant's not around...

and you're holding a farce here? A circus on display?

Circus? My grand-daughter's getting married...

if the elephant sprinkles rose-water, does it become a farce?

Have you forgotten the pride of the high-caste families?

You call a sacred ritual a circus!

In that case, why don't you get the elephant to serve the guests...

who arrive at the wedding? The village will witness the honour!

An elephant serving food! - Viru! Don't try to play my father!

What the elephant will sprinkle on the people of Anpara...

I will decide, not any servant

But mother... - Enough! Go inside

Brother Pratap, what's going on with you around?

There'll be 10,OOO guests! And the elephant's going to be around!

So you want me to sprinkle rose-water on the guests?

Oh no, go ahead and build muscles!

I wonder what burden you're going to carry!

Now look, Vir, if you're irked, go and tell brother Surajbhan

There's no need to eye my muscles! Is that clear?

There you go again!

Can't the two of you digest anything unless you argue?

Vir, you don't want the elephant to be there at the wedding, right?

Yes, brother

I've stuffed a kilo of cotton in the elephant's ears!

That's when I brought it here! Even if a bomb explodes...

the elephant won't hear a thing! - That's very nice... well done!

Why don't you stuff some cotton in your mother's ears too?

Remember one thing. It's the marriage of a motherless child

There'll be not just elephants...

...there will be fireworks at her wedding too!

We will invite only those people who will bless her with all their heart

Do you understand that? My foot you will!

Grandma... - My princess has arrived!

My darling daughter has arrived! Come, dear...

I hear the Home Minister's fiancee had a grand send-off at the college?

Don't poke fun at her! It's commonplace in colleges nowadays

Studies take a back-seat. Fun and frolic take centrestage!

Why not? My friends came to see me all decked up at my wedding too

Anjali... how are you?

Oh sure! You married this mountain, and were laden with gold, isn't it?

Enough. - Where's daddy? - He has gone to meet the Home Minister

He mustn't have been around, so he must've stood around like a guard?

The Minister hasn't disappeared! Get lost! He'll come back

Lord...

Where the hell are they? - What's up, lawyer?

Send half a dozen men, please. I can't carry this burden on my own

Really? Listen... lend the lawyer a hand

Looks like the Home Minister has sent a lot of gifts... hurry up!

Hurry up and get him out

What happened, brother-in-law?

What happened to him? - Let him get some fresh air... Get some water!

But how did this happen to him? - Daddy? What happened?

The cat got your tongue? Won't you tell us what happened?

All I can say is that this wedding is not taking place

The Home Minister claims that this alliance is posing problems for him

And I say he's being instigated...

...so that our daughter's wedding is stalled

Stall my grand-daughter's wedding? Who dares? Tell me!

It's no good wringing my neck! Rather you strangle Angarchand's neck!

He's the one who has had this wedding called off

He has lured ten legislators to his fold.

He has threatened the Home Minister...

to call off the wedding, else he'll be toppled off his position

And that is why he has refused to go ahead with the wedding

And you know! Death, mosquitoes and politicians are not to be trusted!

That's it! Bravo! Slam him to the ground! - Flattened him.

Eat all you want to, let there be no room in your tummy