The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

That was amazing.

How did you hit 10 free throws in a row?

New system.

I realized if I picture myself in a happy place,

All the pressure goes away.

So where is your happy place?

Can't say. You might show up.

Yo, arwin. I didn't know you ran.

Yeah. Just ran 5 miles. I feel great.

Who put the floor here?

Are you ok?

Yes, mother.

Maybe you should take it easy.

No, I can't. I'm getting in shape

For the annual hotel engineers games.

And this year,

I'm gonna win the golden plunger

And finally beat irv wheldon.

That's what you think.

Hello, wheldon.

Hello, hawkhouser.

I just came by to wish you luck.

Really?

No. 'cause you're a loser.

Am not.

Are too. Not.

Too. Duhh!

Will both of you st--

See you at the games, hawk-loser.

You can take that guy, arwin.

Maybe not in a doughnut-eating contest, but...

You're right. This year I'm gonna be stronger, smarter,

And have the quickness of a jungle cat.

Watch it.

Don't touch. Don't touch. I got it. See?

Jungle cat.

Good thing there's no luggage in the jungle.

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Mr. Moseby, I know you're a busy man, so I'll make this quick.

I'd like a raise.

I'll make it quicker. No.

Can't we talk about it?

We just did.

Oh, moseby, did daddy ok me opening up my boutique

Here at the tipton?

He sent a fax,

And I'm afraid he's less than enthusiastic.

Are you sure? Well, what exactly did he say?

I don't understand.

N-o.

That spells "no."

Oh! But why not?

Every time you start a project, you tend to quit.

Name one.

There was the time you wanted to be an equestrian,

So your father bought you a stable full of horses.

You walked in then walked right out.

It smelled like horseys.

The time you wanted to be a dancer,

So we bought you that russian ballet teacher.

The horseys smelled better.

There was the time that you wanted to be an ice skater.

Let me guess. He bought you an ice rink.

He bought her iceland.

Ok. So I quit a few things.

But this time it's different.

I'm afraid your father is not gonna pay for the latest whim.

But I don't want a whim. I want a store.

London, you're gonna have to pay for it yourself.

Fine. I'll use the $10 grandma gave me for my birthday.

London, $10 is not enough to open up a store.

I know.

But the $10 was wrapped around a diamond

The size of a potato.

And I'm gonna use my potato diamond to open up my business.

Good luck with that.

Done.

A minute and 10 seconds.

Oh! I'll never beat irv.

I'm such a loser.

Loser! Loser! Loser!

You got to be more positive. Try this.

Winner! Winner! Winner!

That doesn't work so well either.

Well, I've got a great technique to keep from getting nervous.

Think of a happy place,

The pressure will just melt away.

Well, thanks. But no matter how happy the place,

It'll never be me up on that winner's podium

Accepting the golden plunger

And a kiss from the plunger girl.

Come on, guys. Time to get home.

Can't we stay a little longer, mom?

I'm sorry. But I've got to get upstairs and work on this stupid song.

The tipton's hosting some kind of geek games.

Moseby's making me sing at the opening ceremonies

And hand out the golden plunger.

You're the plun--plun-- plun--plun--plun--

Plunger girl?

Wheldon's going down.

Can someone maybe give me a hand?

Nobody else is in here.

London, how's it going?

It's going to be fabby.

I'm gonna put purses over here

And matching belts over there.

And do you have a business plan?

Weren't you listening?

I'm gonna put purses over here and matching belts over there.

No, no, no. He's talking about financial planning.

Ordering stock, taking inventory.

I said I'm putting purses over here

And matching belts over there.

I know where you're putting the purses.

I'm sorry.

It's just that it takes a little more

Than just putting things on shelves to run a store.

He's right. Take the candy counter.

It's not just nougats and nuts, you know.

Hey, that was kind of funny to say.

Nougats and nuts. Nougats and nuts. Nougats and nuts.

Nougats and nuts. Nougats and nuts. Ok, that's enough.

Well, hey, why don't you come work here

And do your business-type stuff for me?

I already have a job.

Which you're not doing right now.

I'll pay you double.

And now I have a new job.

Sorry, mr. Moseby.

I'm moving on to bigger and better things.

I bet you regret not giving me that raise now.

Ah. Oh, no.

Where will I find another teenager

Looking for employment at a 5-star hotel?

I know. I'll just yell out the door.

The name's wheldon.

Irv wheldon.

And I like to be shaken, not stirred.

Ooh, that wheldon is as smooth as porcelain.

You're gonna be fine, arwin.

The first event is in 10 minutes.

Have you found your happy place to think about?

Well, actually, at first,

It was me and mother on a lovely tropical cruise.

But then a storm hit, and the waves were huge.

And then her wheelchair rolled off the side

And I yelled, "mother, throw me the house keys!"

Ok.

How about thinking about a nice cookie?

Ooh, that'll work.

Gentlemen, it's time to start our first event.

The toolbox dash.

So take it away, plunger girl.

Oh, I'm not taking anything anywhere.

All right, first one down to the fire hydrant and back

Th tir toolbox wins.

Ok, arwin, thinking of your cookie?

Oh, yeah. It's got chocolate chips and walnuts.

On your mark, get set, go.

I even added sprinkles.

Just go.

What? Oh!

What time's lunch?

At 12:30.

Think I'll have some soup.

It's lentil.

Uch better than the bisque.

I am the winner!

All right!

Enjoy it now, hawk-loser,

Because when the games are over,

It'll be me getting that golden plunger

And a kiss from yonder fair-haired beauty.

Don't you call our mom a "fair-haired beauty."

Yeah. You should see her in the morning.

There ain't nothing beautiful about it.

Done!

In your face, wheldon.

Is it, hawkhouser?

Turn it on.

Oh!

Isn't it supposed to blow out?

Maybe you should change your name from ar-win

To ar-lose.

What happened?

I don't know. I could've sworn--

Wait a minute.

This is a cunningham 200 on/off switch.

I could have sworn I used a fonzarelli 22.

A bonehead mistake.

I deserve to lose.

Hey, plunger girl.

I can't wait for our lips to meet.

I just...I just threw up a little bit.

Boy, you know, it sure isn't like arwin