Kim's Convenience

- What are you doing? - Bagging.

Okay, Mr. Kim, if you don't care about me...

- I don't. - At least care about the sea turtles.

Did you not read the pamphlet I gave you?

No. I threw in garbage.

First of all, that should have gone in the recycling,

and more importantly,

Sea turtles are dying because of your plastic bags.

- My bag? - Yeah, your bag, their bags,

I am boycotting all plastic bags.

Hmm. So, how you carry?

I will be like the majestic sea turtle and adapt.

Did you know that

plastic bags kill more sea turtles than sharks?

You mean, uh, bag kill shark, or shark kill turtle?

Either way, it is a travesty, and it needs to be stopped.

Oh, you right. I help.

Take bread, put in hand. I insist.

Turtle very important. Like this.

- Yeah. Yeah. - Okay.

Take a banana and put it in the pocket.

- All right. - It's tight...

- Okay. - Yeah. Okay.

You can have a little bit more inside here,

use other hand, too.

Here.

And a can under chin...

Okay. That's unflattering.

Again you saving the sea turtle?

- You understand me. - I get door.

Okay, well, always a nice casual visit.

- Okay, see you. - Bye-bye.

- He not gonna make it home. - Not even close.

Thanks.

There he is, Mr. Fitness. Making us all look bad.

Hey, I'd drive a car if you paid me more.

And take all this away from you?

The fresh air, the exercise, the...

joie de vivre.

And it's fast.

My average speed on the trip in was...

nine hundred kilometers an hour.

Ooh! That's my boy.

I think that's just the number of calories I burned.

- No, I think it's just 9:00. - Still, you're on time.

I used to bike all the time back home,

zipping through the streets.

"there goes the town bike," they'd say.

Not in that way.

The bike was actually shared by everyone in the town.

And, boy, did I get around. Again, not in that way.

You should totally get one. We could be bike buddies.

I don't know,

There's a whole big city bike culture I don't understand.

The gears, the bells, the helmet, it's a lot.

It's a bike.

Hi, Umma. Hi, Appa.

Hi, Janet. Hi, Janet's dirty laundry.

Hi, Janet.

Yah, something wrong with you own washing machine?

No, I just miss spending time with you guys.

Oh, miss spending time with the free hydro,

free detergent, the free food.

Appa, don't be mean.

Yeah, Appa. That's not award-winning behavior.

I'd expect more from the moss park

business person of the year.

- What, you hear something? - No.

Janet.

I just have a good feeling about it.

Don't jinx.

They announce tomorrow. I have good feeling, too.

Just stop talking, hmm?

I never win, whole thing is just stupid.

Then why can't we talk about it?

No more talking until tomorrow.

In general, or about the award?

- Just stop. - Janet, we go upstairs now.

Make space on the don't touch wall

for, you know, something.

- Like an award? - I can still hear you.

I got a surprise for you.

No... What is that?

A buddy of mine fixes up old bikes.

I got it for practically nothing.

I have to pay you something for it.

Oh, forget it. It was like 20 bucks.

Forty with the new rims, but...

- So, $40? - Well, it was $80 total,

but it's a gift so, $45. $50.

I love it.

Oh, I almost forgot.

The helmet was $30.

But seriously, don't worry about it.

Uh, are these eggs free-range?

Not free. Price is on the top.

No, like, are the chickens kept in cages?

We don't have chicken here.

Do the farmers keep the chickens inside cages?

Oh, good question. You go to farm, you find out.

Uh, these are local. Very fresh. You will like.

Oh, okay, thanks.

- Oh, Mr. Chin, good morning. - It certainly is.

And as secretary of the moss park business association,

I am happy to say someone here

is about to have a very rewarding morning.

It's nothing. I just try to work hard.

- Congratulations, Mr. Kim. - Oh, thank you...

Oh, no, the winner isn't Mr. Kim, it's Mrs. Kim.

What?

- No. - Oh, yes.

You both received votes,

but Mrs. Kim blew away all the competition.

Congratulations, Mrs. Kim.

Well, it must be some mistake.

No mistake.

And believe me, I asked for several recounts.

Congratulations on you award.

Our award.

She's right, you should both be very proud.

But mostly Mrs. Kim.

You using the washing machine? I wanna do a load.

No, I did mine at my parents'.

Sweet.

- What? - Your load is one shirt?

Yeah. That's all that's dirty.

Then wait until other things are dirty.

But I wanna wear that shirt.

Is this the first time you've done this?

Yes.

This is why our hydro bill is so crazy.

But this way, I don't risk

ruining my shirt with other colors.

Your shirts are all black.

Because I carefully wash them.

Individually.

Fine!

- Happy? - Not really.

Hmm.

My wallet is in there.

Oh, god...

Life in the bike lane, am I right?

Hey, you are looking a lot better today.

I think you're really getting the hang of it.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, a lot of people yell when you ride on the sidewalk.

And I might have something called saddle rash,

but... I think I'm hitting my stride. And just loving it.

Yeah, it really gets the heart pumpin'.

Is that what that is?

Usually, I bring a fresh shirt to change into.

Oh, I tried that, but it looks like

The sweat went right through the backpack.

Whoa.

It's weird because I know the AC is on,

But I feel like I'm getting hotter.

It's a cool-down period, you'll get used to it.

It's so great, right?

So great.

- Hey. - Hey.

So, I was thinking about our conversation last night,

and maybe, we just need to be more considerate?

Yeah, I totally agree.

Which is why I'm doing all my laundry

in cold water from now on.

Great.

Yeah, because our hydro bill is so crazy.

- I know, right? - Yeah.

And I know how you love

to take those really long, hot baths.

And then shower, like, right afterwards.

To wash off the bubbles.

And that's no problem.

But you know what would be super considerate,

is if you could clean your hair from the drain

and the wall when you're done?

Yeah, of course.

That would be awesome. Thank you.

You know what else would be, like, so considerate?

- Mmm? - If after shaving,

you could clean the sink

and the floor, for some reason.

- Done. - Hmm.

And before I forget,

did you make scrambled eggs recently?

Not today.

Oh, no, they're definitely a few days old.

I'm soaking the pan, okay?

Okay, well, while the pan soaks,

maybe you can clean up your used tea bags

From our coffee table,

and, I don't know, everywhere.

I'm reusing them.

It's called being good to the environment.

Unlike your one shirt killing-the-planet wash!

My pants and wallet were in there, too!

Again, they shut you out.

What is this, 10 years in a row, now?

Oh, I'm not counting.

Who won this year? Oh, let me guess, a woman.