Deep Water (Eaux profondes)

Deep Waters

You're blocking the view. Sit down.

- How are you? - Good.

I'll be back.

Mrs. Miller's husband teaches at Victoria College.

Oh... Right.

I'll leave you with Victor Allen.

Mr. Vallette hopes to get me a job at the consulate.

Oh...

How long on the island?

I've been on Jersey forever.

You make perfumes?

From father to son. An artisanal company.

- Reputed. - Yes.

May I?

I didn't have time to introduce my wife.

I'd like to visit your perfumery.

- See you soon. - See you soon.

When will you come and see my cuttings?

Tomorrow work for you, Doctor? Between 1 and...

She got me.

Really?

I meant to tell you,

my company asked me to stay a week longer.

I'll be able to invite you back.

And tell you...

it's nice of you to let me date your wife.

Some husbands would lash out for less than that!

You're really cool!

Thank you.

I never lash out, as you say.

When someone truly upsets me,

I kill them.

Have you heard of Malcolm McRae?

You know, the Malcolm McRae case?

Yes. A friend of yours?

A friend of my wife's.

That's not funny.

They never found the killer.

Between you and me...

I didn't really kill him because of Melanie.

It was because he was vulgar.

That's all bluff.

Yes.

Go on. Melanie is looking for you.

That's not funny.

You said that already.

Besides, you're wrong...

It is funny.

- How are you? - Good.

And Marion?

Very well.

What did the teacher's wife want?

Who?

I hope he had a good time.

- Is he moving here? - No. I think he'll leave soon.

Marie, the Millers are leaving.

If my son is lazy, no mercy!

Count on me.

Counselor...

Can we go home?

I'm tired.

- What did you tell Joel? - Joel?

I saw you talking to him. Tell me.

You saw me?

He acted strange afterwards.

Really? What do you mean, "strange"?

Strange.

You were charmed by Mrs. Miller.

You saw me?

Your teeth?

- And your wee-wee? - Tomorrow.

Do I sing out of tune?

You can't sing, mom is asleep,

breakfast is burning, we're late...

Five, hand me the towel.

Julie's dad says if the paper...

If the paper calls for sun, it rains!

But I say it won't rain.

This morning we have fresh, hot croissants.

That's nice!

I'm late. I'm off!

Go to the butcher's on the way.

- A roast for four. - Four?

- We have a guest. - Oh?

Hey! Don't be upset!

- I invited... - Wait, let me guess. It's...

It's...

- It's Joel. - Great!

You look ravishing.

- Good evening. - Good evening.

So, you cook?

You caught me red-handed!

Pour yourself a drink, I'm coming.

A quick one. I haven't got long.

And dinner?

No, that's the thing... I can't.

I'm leaving tomorrow.

Everything's changed! I'm going back to headquarters.

I must return to Paris.

We're sorry to see you leave.

You really must stay for dinner!

Yes! You should stay for dinner!

No. I'm sorry, I can't.

If you come to Paris...

Give me a call.

- Well, until next time. - Sure.

Have a good trip.

OK, you win. What did you tell him?

Tell me.

What, honey?

What if I invited Ralph?

You're afraid of being bored this evening!

What am I going to do?

Oh! I can't stand this music!

I think Melanie wants to dance.

Show me. Go on.

Who is this?

I'm sorry.

You aren't. So don't say that.

Are you going to sit there all night?

Honestly...

I chose an English opening and I'm not faring well.

Are you done?

I won.

- Another glass? - Thank you.

Not too much.

Are you trying to get me drunk?

Yes.

Have fun, kids.

I think I'm going to read.

Mom, I can't sleep with all this racket!

Really? I didn't notice anything. You?

Sorry, honey.

Go back to bed.

We haven't seen you in a while.

Did you bring me a gift?

Next time.

It's always next time, with him.

Go on. Back to bed, love.

- Do you like Ralph? - Yes.

- I liked Malcolm better! - He gave you gifts.

You're a venal woman.

Are you jealous, Daddy?

You shouldn't be. You're my favorite.

Thanks. I feel better.

Now go to sleep.

What about my story?

Once upon a time, a princess had a dog and...

four uncles who were kings.

The first was named Alligoté,

he was the Zambezi king,

and the zurrounding areaz.

Want something to drink?

Oh... No, thanks. I have to go.

- Is it late? - Early.

It's time for breakfast. You can't leave like that.

- Scrambled eggs, anyone? - Me.

- Sleep well? - Yes.

However, the sailor looks ill.

I don't think he's cut out for this!

Tell me what you think about this!

I'm not hungry...

Come now.

When you dance all night, you need protein.

Who is this for?

For Ralph,

dancer emeritus,

unparalleled sailor,

mediocre drinker.

Bye. I'm going to bed.

What's wrong?

How do you feel? I'm worried about you.

I feel seasick.

- You're a good man. - No.

You're a good man!

You should have thrown me out!

This isn't the nineteenth century.

When I'm upset, I don't throw people out.

If people upset me, with Melanie I mean, I kill them.

As well you should!

I'd like to keep you and Melanie as friends.

- I like you guys. - Malcolm McRae, for example.

I killed him.

You killed Malcolm?

I did. With a hammer, at his house.

With a hammer?

Between you and me...

He was sleeping with Melanie. See?

- Does she know? - No one knows.

Not a word to Melanie, OK?

I have to go.

Want a ride back?

No, no.

You're too kind.

- Thanks for everything. - Of course!

- Has he left? - Yes.

You were great.

That's good.

I thought you found me rude.