Wild Zero

Guitar Wolf A meteorite crashed into the town of Asahi last night.

The exact size and location of the meteorite are not yet known.

A full investigation is underway.

In case the meteorite has landed in your backyard...

please don't use it as a centerpiece or well-cover!

Send us a fax!

What a romantic subject!

I myself used to make wishes on falling stars.

How sweet it was!

And now on to our next story, at the zoo...

Jet generation

Born at Haneda

Jet timing always in his head

Weather forecast don't mean a thing

Jet order... Bet your life!

Jet generation

Highway there... Spark it!

Tension suddenly outer spacy!

There's a wallet on my ass with a rock 'n'roll license

Jet Generation

You gotta be a good girl, understand?

Understand?

A good, good girl. Got it?

Next with a jet Go, go, go

Uh huh, yeah.

Oh, and by the way...

could I get that new jacket?

Can I get it by Wednesday?

Yeah, yeah, I got a party to go to the next day.

I'd really like it by then.

Shoes?

You okay? Come on, stand up.

What? It's not like you don't know Captain, right?

Let's go. Can't make customers wait, can we?

Hey mister!

Do you know how to rock 'n' roll?

I'll do it today.

The only one who can outdo Guitar Wolf is the one right here.

I'll go directly to the manager of this club.

Yeah, great. Well, talk to ya later.

Sorry to keep you waiting.

Guess what this is?

Want it?

It's real gold, you know.

Bring me some milk.

Hello, hello, hello, my brothers! Glad you made it.

Great show today, wasn't it?

Great!

You're gonna hang out for a while, right?

This town's gotten pretty exciting these days, hasn't it?

You fucking pervert!

It doesn't suit you, Guitar Wolf.

It really, really doesn't suit you.

Guitar Wolf, don't you remember?

You were only this big when you first came here.

And what do you think he said?

Do you remember?

"Give me your boots."

He wanted my leather boots!

Well, you can't be a kid forever!

Rock 'n' roll is over, baby.

Do you understand the word "business"?

If you understand, then fuck off and get out!

What're you saying?

Rock 'n' roll is not over! Rock 'n' roll never dies!

Somebody call an ambulance!

Take this.

Whistle when you're in danger.

Adios, amigo!

Rock 'n' roll!

Take this.

Whistle when you're in danger.

No fucking way!

You fucking weirdo!

Welcome to Asahi

Prevent juvenile delinquency Protect sincerity

Have you seen the people that work here?

- Maybe they went out. - Maybe.

Let's get going.

Shit.

Coming all this way without thinking it was definitely fucked up.

No fuckin' money either.

And now we're out here 'cause the bitch wants to see a fuckin' meteorite.

What the fuck did you just say?

Nothin'.

Why don't you stop talkin' shit for once in your life!

Somethin' wrong?

Whose fuckin' fault is it that we don't have any money anyway?

Fuckin' nag me all the time...

What the fuck are you saying?

Why don't you actually try makin' some money sometime...

instead of just talkin' about it?

I should fuckin' get paid just for goin' out with a loudmouth bitch like you!

- What kind of a man are you? - Man...

Why don't you ever do something, anything, to make money? Be a man!

You probably fuckin' couldn't make money if you tried!

I'll do somethin' about it, and I don't wanna hear you cryin' about it later!

A gas station.

Stop! I'm thirsty.

Me too.

My ass hurts!

Masao.

- Come on! - Masao.

Aren't you comin'?

Masao!

Don't push me, Masao!

Don't fucking move!

Move and I'll fucking kill you!

Give it up!

Hey, Masao, what the fuck you sayin'?

Masao-chan, we understand, okay?

Masao?

It's natural, but obesity can be an indication of internal problems.

Whatever. What else?

Oh right. Can't forget to talk about the meteorite.

Get the fucking car!!

- Okay! - Okay!

- And now this breaking news. - Turn off the radio.

A meteorite has crashed in the town of Asahi.

So, about how much artillery are we looking at this time?

Well, they asked me if we were going to start a war.

I see.

About two hours... We're a little later than we promised.

Well, it was the boss' wedding, right?

I just really wish I could've changed out of these clothes.

I'm sorry. There wasn't enough time.

What should we do?

I don't fuckin' know!

- Let's go. - Don't be fuckin' stupid!

If Masao gets popped, we'll be busted too.

I don't fuckin' know!

Fucking Masao decides to go and do this.

Oh, sorry.

Hurry!

Fucking drive!

Aren't you feeling well?

It's nothing to worry about.

Hangover?

What's going on?

Somebody just ran onto to the road.

It seemed a little strange, in this place...

Nobody's there.

- You must've been hallucinating. - What's that?

What the fuck was that?

Why don't you fuckin' talk to him?

Wasn't exactly safe for us either, ya know.

Say that and Masao's gonna... Masao!

What the fuck was with you pullin' that kind of shit all of a sudden?

You scared the hell out of us!

Masao?

So, how much did you manage to snag?

None.

None?

Stupid fuck!

He should've gotten somethin', right?

What's up with your nose?

Don't fucking cry!

Masao!

Give him tissues for fuckin' sake!

- Fuck you! - Shit.

Masao? Masao?

Are you okay?

She's okay, right?

Well, we gotta get going.

You're the one who got him?

Thank you. You must be very strong.

It's hot.

By the way, where do you think everybody went anyways?

Not a soul in sight.

It's like saying, "Come in and rob us, please!"

You know, after all that...

I think at least I deserve some free gas, don't you?

So you're here by yourself? Your Japanese is really good.

I'm here alone, you know.

My name's Ace.

Ace. Ace. Understand?

- Ace? - Yeah.

Ace is number one.

It means the number one man!

I'm off to see a show today.

Ah, it's gonna start soon.

Sorry, but I gotta go, or I'll miss it!

By the way, what's your name?

Tobio.

Tobio?

Cute name!

It'd be nice to run into you again.

Thank you.

Get the fuck out of the way!

Out of the road!

I said out of the way!

Are you fucking deaf?

This ain't for nothing, you know.

What the hell are you doing?

That girl...

Ace!

Go, Ace!

You want her, don't you? Go!

Rock 'n' roll!

This is fucked.