We Bare Bears

Oop, hey, sorry, don't mind me.

I'll only be in here for a second.

Could have sworn I still had some ice cream pops.

Not the French vanilla. I want the vanilla...

Hey, you found it.

Do you have any green tea ones down there?

Guys, guys? Aha! There you are.

Panda, you're very bouncy.

Oh, thank you.

You guys are gonna be so excited.

I got us... A new pet.

What?

Is it a cat? Nope, guess again.

- Ahem, ahem. - Oh, a puppy?

No, it's a crab.

Oh, my gosh, where did you get him?

He was on sale at the supermarket.

Only $3.99 a pound.

He's so cute!

He's a good, little crabbie.

Oh, look at his little face.

What do you think of the name captain craboo?

Wait, dude, don't you want to meet him?

The Internet says you should pat its butt to be friends.

Here, let me help you.

Nothing to be afraid of.

See? Gentle pats.

He needs to smell you so he can get used to your musk.

Oh, he likes you.

You okay, dude?

Um, let me get that for y... ah!

Oh, he's going. I got you.

Get him. He's going out the door.

Oh, missed him.

Your way, your way.

Ah, get a chair.

Ow, ow, ow, ow. I'll go get some tape.

Stay down. Stay, stay.

Uh, we only have plastic wrap.

Talk to me, dude.

Forget this. I'll take off the crab myself.

Ow!

Oh, you saucy craboo.

Dude, I think we need help.

Okay, give me your phone. I'll take care of it.

Hurry.

State your emergency.

Yes, we need help.

I got us a new pet, except the grocery store guy

said it wasn't, but it was a really good deal,

so I brought it to my cave anyway

and then it latched onto my brother

and he ran out of... sir, I need you to calm down.

Sorry. Let me start over.

How do you get crab off a polar bear?

Hello?

Call ended?

What? She blocked me?

Can they even do that? Grizz, come here.

The Internet says that if we don't get this treated,

it could be all swelly and infected.

There might even be pus involved.

Is that a photo?

- No, why?! - Aw, geez, no!

We can't let this happen.

We got to take him to the hospital ourselves.

Yeah, yeah, we'll leave right now. You ready, buddy?

No!

Okay, we're leaving! Let's go, let's go!

- Oh, man. - We'll fix it later.

Right, right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I got it.

Okay, let's go.

Full.

No.

Okay, now where are we?

Which train goes to the hospital?

The red one?

Mm.

Ah.

There it is... Okay, let's move.

Okay, hurry. We got to transfer on the green line.

Huh?

Panda, hold on.

Grizz, the train's leaving.

- Oh! - No, wait, don't leave. No!

Crab and bear!

Ugh, now what?

Oh, we have to wait 40 minutes?

Who knows how long that'll be. Hey, what are you doing?

I think this can help us. It's a ride share app.

All we have to do is request a ride

and someone will pick us up at our current location.

Sweet. Someone's on their way.

- Wow, that was easy. - Yeah, man, it's the future.

To the stairs.

It says that he's driving a black four-door.

There it is.

Take us to the nearest hospital, sir.

There there, buddy.

Everything is gonna be all right

thanks to these two awesome brothers you have.

Hey, man. Seat belt on, buddy.

Um, sir, do you think you could move a little faster?

Yeah, we're in sort of a rush.

No problem. Here's some open lanes.

Hey, you guys like music? Yee-haw.

How did this guy get his license?!

You're driving on the wrong side of the road.

No, I'm not. This is a carpool Lane.

Stop the car, you crazy loon!

Go, go, go, go!

Uh, stop, stop.

Left, left.

Go, go, go, go, go, go.

Hey, bears, where ya going?

How much farther?

The closest hospital is still 15 blocks away.

We'll never make it.