Mission: Destroy Love (Sejoli: Misi Cantas Cinta)

"Grand Brilliance presents a Nuansa film"

Get out!

Get out!

Nita! Nita!

Yes, Joe. Are you okay?

How could you do this to me?

-Joe! -Relax.

Get going, man!

Relax.

Come on! Does your father own a horn factory?

Why must you keep honking?

Why are you so sad?

I am not.

You are hiding your feelings.

Okay. I want you to have fun there.

Enjoy yourself and promise, no more crying.

I promise.

-That hurts. -Sorry, sorry.

Even with make-up, you're violent.

Okay.

Have fun, okay?

Gina.

Hardy.

-Teddy bear. -Yeah.

Do you like it?

Yes.

Yes, and this one.

This is also for you.

Oh...

Roses.

Yes. Roses.

Thank you.

Wait. That's an odd reaction.

You don't like them?

I like them.

I just remembered. Just the other day…

we passed by the flower shop, selling sunflowers.

-They were beautiful weren't they? -Oh, yes. I'm so sorry.

But they are hard to find. So, thank you.

And even this is cute. It even has a heart.

It is cute.

You know what?

Every time you see this teddy bear...

Okay.

You will remember me and miss me.

Dear.

Why, dear?

Do you want it?

You know what?

I've a special plan when we are married.

What kind of plan?

We travel the world, riding on a superbike.

That sounds great.

It's great, isn't it?

You know I love you like crazy.

You love me like crazy? I love you extra crazy.

Liar!

Oh, sorry.

-Hold on. -It's stuck.

We're stuck.

-Hold on. I'm going to pull. -No...

Wait.

Hey!

Look where you are going.

Sorry, sister! You jumped like a Crazy Frog at me.

What was I to do?

You move like a Slowpoke!

Oh please, Crazy Frog!

You!

Thank you. See you in five days.

-Okay. -All right.

Careful!

Hey, you! Stop.

What happened?

I...

Okay, wait...

Can I take this?

You want to rent it?

-Is this yours? -Yes.

-You want to rent it? -Can I take it right now?

Faster!

Stop! Please stop for a while.

Get out of the way.

-Please stop for a while! -Get out of the way.

Please stop. Can you please stop?

-Get out of the way. -Stop for a while.

Hey, I want to go there!

Hey, you! Stop for a while!

Move out of the way.

I want to go there!

I'm sorry. I'll pay you back. I'm sorry. I...

I'm so sorry. I'll pay you back.

Hey, you!

When asked to stop, just stop!

You are as deaf as a post!

You hit me. How is it my fault?

You don't know how to walk. You don't know how to drive.

I nearly died.

What about me? I was almost thrown out to the sea.

You're lucky you got a sorry from me. If I went with my gut you would be...

Would be what?

You think I'm scared?

Wait till I show you what I've got…

Go on show me. Let me see.

Show!

You have to compensate them for the fruits.

And for my motorcycle too!

Where are you going?

Where are you going?

Bye!

I'm not done yet.

I have a…

I need to ask you…

Hey, lady.

Did you find your husband?

He is not my husband.

Sorry, I thought he is your husband.

No, he is just...

He is just an idiot.

The problem is, I...

I really need to find him.

I know. One second.

I have his record.

He is staying in Foto Hotel.

That's great!

Thank you so much!

You're welcome.

-And please keep my bag for me. -Okay.

I'll ask the hotel to pick it up later.

Sure, no problem.

-Thank you. -Okay.

-Goodbye! -Run after your love.

Excuse me.

Have you seen if this guy is staying with you?

He is really tall and so skinny.

And I think he came in the red Jeep just now.

-Is he staying here? -Yes, he is our guest.

He just came in few minutes ago. He just went around that corner.

All right.

Do you have another room?

-For me? -Let me check.

Sorry.

Are you following me?

Why would I follow you for no reason?

Great!

I want to know who is this woman?

What's your relationship with her?

So this is your plan to get my attention? It lacks finesse.

This is not how you hit on a guy!

How about, "I like you, you're handsome and I want to know you".

Even if you are a Crazy Frog, I'm okay. I accept.

I'm Joe. Nice to meet you.

Hello?

Okay. Hello.

I don't want to know you, you Slowpoke.

-Okay. -I want to know, who is this woman?

Just tell me!

What's it to you if it's my mother,

mother-in-law, daughter-in-law or secretary?

And by the way, that's my photograph.

You...

I've never met a man as annoying as you.

I understand. But you have to feel sorry for me.

I spent all my money coming to Phuket.

And here I meet a Crazy Frog that is driving me mad.

Poor me.

My photograph!

-Don't. -That's mine.

It's torn, you idiot!

Why did you step on my skirt?

You tore my skirt.

-You tore my skirt. -I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Really useless guy.

Zero-zero, okay?

If you were my girlfriend, I'd dump you 14 times!

Hello.

Can you believe it? She put chilli sauce on my butt! It was hot!

I think she likes you.

There she is.

What are you looking for? You almost drop your money.

You could attract thieves walking around by yourself.

Is this the crazy girl you were telling me about?

Hey, Harun. The place you were looking for is over there.

Sawadeekap. See you in KL!

She's not Thai. You don't have to do that.

Sorry. Sorry about yesterday. It was an accident, seriously.

You sorry has no meaning.

Oh no, you are really angry.

It was not on purpose. These things happen.

Where are you going? It's going to rain.

Come ride with me. Lean back and feel the breeze.

If I get in with you, I'd be stressed.

She says she'll be stressed. I just want to give her a seat to lean on.

It's the wrong way around.

Put it on this way. It's the wrong way around.

So how?

Why? I have a scooter. I will ride my scooter.

Okay?

See you in the hotel.