The Mill Killers

[GG Fearn singing 'Deal With The Devil']

Really?

'Cause after last month,

I heard we're just one bad month away

from going under.

Ah, Mrs Chamberlain!

Hey, is it the end of the month at last?

The music of pay day!

Hey, this month's really saved us.

It's always amazing to think such a big amount

can fit in such a small box.

I know, it looks disappointing, doesn't it?

Perks of cash business, eh?

No, no, no, no, no!

Rhiannon, relax. It's okay.

I can't do it, I can't.

It's okay. It's okay.

Thank you all for participating.

Please give us the room.

But they don't hate you. They're strangers, Rhiannon.

That's the point.

They have no feelings towards you at all.

I don't know what to tell you, Dr. Emmanuel.

It felt how it felt.

It seems like you're projecting,

considering the thoughts and wants of others above your own.

But you matter too, Rhiannon. You know that, don't you?

Would you be open to a similar experiment using two-way glass?

Full disclosure, Rhiannon.

At this point in the therapy, I would expect your condition

to either lose power through exposure

or, if it was brought on by a deep-rooted trauma,

that it would've made itself known by now.

Has it?

No. No idea.

Are you drinking less?

I know we're not there yet, Rhiannon,

but I want you to understand that this is your solution.

There's a reason you're haunted by this self-hate

and we will work it out.

No self-medication.

Hey. Sorry.

I tried calling. I got some bloke. A bartender.

Naughty. Naughty.

No, it's not like that.

I must have dropped it somewhere, but God knows where.

Yes. Yes she does.

Oh, you...

Shit. We're so late.

What time are we due in Cardiff?

We're not going to Cardiff. Yeah. Check your WhatsApp.

Erin couldn't get away 'cause of her mum.

There's no way we're not celebrating. So we're going back to Milton.

I just remembered that I can't go.

Shut the fuck up, Rhiannon.

Sam, I'm serious. It's work. I've just had an email come through

and they a...

Rhiannon.

No. Every time we've gone back there,

it's been one excuse or another.

You know, the girls didn't believe you.

I defended you. Gave you benefit of the doubt and all that.

You've been playing me.

You have. I'm your gullible lying puppet.

Oh my God. I'm Pinocchio. You've made me Pinocchio.

Are you happy?

We're gonna have to stop

to buy some more booze.

Everything going okay with Stuart?

Sorry. I mean, um, Dr. Emmanuel.

Great. Yeah.

Yeah? And he's good with, you know,

whatever it is you needed?

Sam. I love you.

But there's a reason why I asked you

to refer me to someone with this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No,

Of course. Of course.

Oh God, here she comes.

Oh God, here she is!

So leave your shit. Leave your shit.

We've got time for a quick roll on deodorant.

Why? You smell fine!

Yeah, I wasn't talking about us!

Come on.

Since when was this a request stop?

Christ! We nearly flew through here, then!

Here she is! Hey, how are my molars?

Congratulations, babe.

Excuse me, that's 'Doctor Babe'!

D.D.S.

I'm sorry, what the heck is this?

I was gonna tell you tonight.

Tonight? I hardly saw you behind this bloody crag!

Congratulations. Twice!

Thanks.

So I guess Steff's finally serious, then?

What are we, taking the scenic route?

Let's get to the bloody pub.

Now we're talking!

Yeah, sesh!

Let's get fucked up!

Dead.

Isn't it? It's dead in here.

No, this is a good turnout.

You okay?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.

My round. Who wants what?

Are we doing cocktails or...?

No, they don't do cocktails. Haven't done for ages.

Uh, four pints of bitter.

Four pints of bitter!

Hello, stranger! What brings you back to Necropolis?

Mia just qualified as a dental surgeon.

And they're engaged!

So Steff finally asked her then, did he?

You know, he was ring-browsing all the way back in school.

All the boys called him gay for it,

which, now that I think about, it doesn't make

quite as much sense as they thought.

So, how's your mum, Erin?

Oh, don't. She's uh... It's my night off.

Is she gonna be okay, though? On her own in the house, I mean?

It's M.N.D. She's not exactly gonna get very far, is she!

Well, at least I hope not.

You know, I found her quinine shot in my purse.

It's like she's here with us.

Don't look, Sam. Rhiannon's back in the habit.

Why would I care?

Oh, come on. Really? How old are we?

Are best friends. It's nothing weird.

Oh shit.

What?

That's why you always third-wheeled? Shit!

We thought it was because of him!

You know, you are the reason

that they never 'did it' before you all left, right?

I mean, I don't think she's like that,

but it's nothing bad. Jesus, this whole time?

Don't worry, they won't get very far. Oliver's a 'GOAM'.

A 'GOAM'?

Yeah. Like, 'Gay or a Monk'.

Not that gay is anything

I'm not!

Guess they've forgotten all about the drinks.

You know, he's the only single guy in town, since he's come back,

that has refused every move I've made.

Me! God, a 'GOAM' if ever I've seen one.

Or maybe you're not his type.

Ooh!

Maybe he's not my type either, babes.

We all know who your type is.

Define 'all'.

Don't worry. Not Bride-To-Be.

You don't still, do you?

When you go and visit them up in Cardiff?

I'm not judging. It's just, you know,

messing around with Steffan,

I always thought that was a power thing, you know,

here, while I was convenient. I didn't realize it was him.

I don't know. I don't know, Brains.

I didn't got some fancy Floyd school like some of you.

But I know that I could have got what the rest of you got

if I had wanted to. Okay?

Who's Floyd?

What? Floyd.

Floyd? Do you mean Freud?

I said Freud.

I said Freud!

He says he'll do cocktails if you tell him what you want.

Fucking simp!

Can you do a Bloody Mary?

I can.

Cosmo for me, Ol.

Oh yeah. Actually, Cosmo for me too.

You know what? It makes so much sense.

She's always been so defensive.

I thought you were in Manchester, Oliver.

Weren't you doing marketing?

Uh, business management.

I got some offers, but I wanted to come home.

I'd make like your mantra tonight as well, if I were, were you.

If you get any offers from Mother Superior here,

just go home.

She's on a bit of a wild one. You won't wanna be any part of it.

You know, I never really got that.

The whole 'Mother Superior' thing.

You know, Rhiannon's a bit of a bad girl when she needs to be.

Oh really? Honest Abe?

Fuck. I mean, the way we started off

was all because she lied for me.

If her dad had seen how much weed I had on me that day,

he'd have arrested me there and then!

Well, well. A regular Skyler.

Did I hear you're an officer now too?

No. Um, Intelligence Analyst.

It's not as cool as it sounds.

There's just a load of graphs and reports.

It's all pretty solitary.

[GG Fearn singing 'Ain't Up For Debate']