What I Like About You

YOU'RE GOING TO PARIS! I'M SO GOING TO PARIS!

IF YOU HADN'T HELPED ME WITH THAT ESSAY --

IT'S GONNA BE KINDA WEIRD NOT HAVING YOU AROUND.

I KINDA -- I'M SURE YOU'LL DO FINE.

I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS...

I'M JUST REALLY GONNA... GONNA WHAT?

I'M, UH, I'M GONNA MISS YOU.

I'M GONNA MISS YOU, TOO.

DO I HAVE TIME TO GO TO THE BATHROOM?

SURE. THE ONES IN THE FRONT ARE OPEN.

THANK YOU.

THE ONE BACK HERE IS OPEN.

* I'M GONNA LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYONE *

* I'M GONNA LOVE YOU MORE *

* THAN ANYONE *

I KNOW.

I'M AS SHOCKED AS YOU ARE.

AWW...LOOK, THERE WE ARE, KISSING AT THE EIFFEL TOWER.

AWW...

LOOK, THERE WE ARE KISSING AT THE LOUVRE.

AWW, AND THERE WE ARE KISSING...

OH, NO, WAIT, THAT'S ME AND HENRY.

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AND THERE WE ARE -- NOPE, THAT'S ME AND VINCE.

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YOU KNOW, WHY DO WE NEED PICTURES?

WE WERE THERE.

ARE YOU SURE THESE CHAPS ARE GONNA BE OKAY

THAT YOU'RE WITH ME?

THAT VINCE LOOKED PRETTY DAMN HAPPY

WITH HIS TONGUE JAMMED DOWN YOUR THROAT.

NO, IT'S TOTALLY COOL.

YES, THEY BOTH CAME TO VISIT ME, BUT THE DEAL WAS

WE WOULD LEAVE THINGS OPEN AND JUST SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

I KNOW GUYS. NOBODY'S GONNA GET OVER SOMEONE LIKE YOU.

WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW VINCE AND HENRY LIKE I DO.

BELIEVE ME, THEY'VE MOVED ON.

SHE'S PICKING ME! SHE'S PICKING ME!

IF BY "ME," YOU MEAN ME, THEN YOU ARE CORRECT.

OH, REALLY, MR. "CAN'T BREAK A BUCK."

WELL, MAYBE I DON'T NEED TO BUY HOLLY'S LOVE, MUSCLE MAN.

IT IS SO UNFAIR.

OKAY, THIS IS STUPID.

LOOK, DUDE, HOLLY'S GONNA PICK ONE OF US,

BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW IF IT CAN'T BE...

OH, WHO AM I KIDDING? IT'S GONNA BE ME.

THAT T-SHIRT'S TOO TIGHT.

IS THERE A GYM IN THE AIRPORT?

OKAY, HOLLY'S PLANE LANDS IN FIVE MINUTES.

I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH I'VE MISSED MY BABY SISTER.

YOU KNOW, WE'RE NOT GONNA HAVE THAT BIG LOFT ALL ALONE

TO OURSELVES AGAIN FOR A LONG TIME.

AND I DID SEE A STORAGE CLOSET

IN THE BACK OF CINNABON.

HONEY,

AS MUCH AS I LOVE CINNABON SEX,

SHE'S GONNA BE HERE IN FIVE MINUTES.

I CAN DO IT IN FIVE MINUTES.

BUT I WOULD SO MISS THE CUDDLING AFTERWARDS.

YOU MEAN THE HIGH-FIVE AND "YOU GO, GIRL"?

OKAY, UH, THE SECURITY IN AIRPORTS

IS GETTING TOTALLY RIDICULOUS.

THAT GUY JUST DID A TOTAL BODY SEARCH.

LAUREN, HE'S NOT SECURITY.

DID YOU GET IT?

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

UM, HONEY,

YOU KNOW ALL THAT TALK ABOUT CINNABON?

YEAH?

I WANT ONE.

HA HA. THAT'S MY GIRL.

NO, I REALLY WANT ONE.

GO.

OKAY, I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY SELL PREGNANCY TESTS

IN AN AIRPORT.

WOULD YOU BELIEVE

IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME I'VE BOUGHT ONE HERE?

OKAY.

I'M GONNA DO THIS. I'LL BE BACK.

Man on intercom: FLIGHT 117 FROM PARIS

NOW ARRIVING AT GATE 7.

OH, HOLD YOUR SISSY! YOUR SISSY'S HERE.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR VAL TO SEE THE NEW ME.

SHE ALWAYS THINKS OF ME AS THE LITTLE KID,

BUT NOW I COME HOME FROM THE SUMMER ABROAD

ALL GROWN-UP WITH NEW CONFIDENCE,

A NEW BOYFRIEND, A FAKE PRADA BAG...

SHE'S GONNA BE SO IMPRESSED.

IS HOLLY HERE YET?

NO, NOT YET.

OH! THERE SHE IS!

OH, SHE LOOKS SO FRENCH!

I HAVE GOT TO GET ME TO PARIS.

I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK. YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL.

WHO'S THE GUY?

OH, I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HOME. YOUR HAIR'S SO BLOND.

WHO'S THE HOTTIE?

I MISSED YOU SO MUCH. IS HE MY PRESENT?

EVERYBODY, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET...

BEN SHEFFIELD.

WE MET IN LONDON.

HELLO.

HOW EWAN McGREGOR IS HE?

AND YOU'VE GOT TO BE VAL.

HOLLY SAID YOU WERE BLOND AND GORGEOUS.

YOU ARE IN TROUBLE.

WHY AM I IN TROUBLE?

BECAUSE THAT IS VAL.

PEANUTS FROM THE SKY?

WELL, WELL, WELL...

LOOK AT ALL THAT YOU DIDN'T WRITE IN YOUR POSTCARD.

YOU WERE IN LONDON WHEN YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE IN FRANCE.

AND YOU BROUGHT BACK A BOY WHEN I SPECIFICALLY ASKED

FOR A MINI EIFFEL TOWER.

WELL, I WAS IN FRANCE, BUT I HAD THE WEEKEND OFF.

AND BEING THE COSMOPOLITAN WOMAN THAT I AM,

I TOOK THE CHUNNEL.

THAT'S THIS REALLY DOPE TUNNEL THAT GOES UNDER THE OCEAN.

SO THERE I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF LONDON

DESPERATE FOR A BATHROOM,

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, I HEAR THIS INCREDIBLE BAND.

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Holly: SO, I WALKED INTO THIS PUB,

AND THEN I SAW HIM,

COMPLETELY FORGETTING WHY I WENT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

IT'S LIKE MY PEE JUST TOTALLY WENT BACK UP.

WHOO!

THANK YOU.

AND YOU.

YOU GUYS WERE REALLY AWESOME.

OH, THANKS. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP.

OH, IT'S A PLEASURE.

MY NAME'S, UH, I WASN'T COMING ON TO YOU AT ALL.

I'M SORRY. THAT MUST'VE SOUNDED REALLY BAD.

I'M JUST KIND OF OFF MEN RIGHT NOW.

OH, WELL, IN THAT CASE, I HAVE A SISTER

WHO MIGHT TURN YOU ON.

BUT, ANYWAY, YOU GUYS WERE REALLY GREAT.

I'M GONNA GO.

HEY, UH, DON'T GO.

IF YOU STAY FOR THE SECOND SET, YOU GET FREE PUDDING.

I'M SORRY,

BUT I DON'T LET STRANGE MEN BUY ME PUDDING.

WELL, IF YOU WALK OUT NOW, I'LL LOSE HALF MY AUDIENCE.

NOT TO MENTION I'LL HAVE TO SING MY LOVE SONG

TO THAT GUY.

INSTEAD OF LOOKING AT A PAIR OF BEAUTIFUL EYES.

IS THIS YOU NOT COMING ON TO ME AGAIN?

OH, I'M DEFINITELY NOT COMING ON TO YOU.

GOOD.

BECAUSE I'M DEFINITELY NOT INTERESTED.

OKAY, WELL,

I'M GONNA GO NOW.

SOMEBODY WANTS FREE PUDDING.

HA HA HA HA.

FREE PUDDING.

ADORABLE.

SO, UH, YOU MEET A LITTLE GIRL IN A BAR,

AND FIVE MINUTES LATER, YOU'RE ON A PLANE

FOLLOWING HER TO ANOTHER COUNTRY.

WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU'RE GOING BACK?

OH, I DIDN'T. COULD YOU?

EXCUSE ME.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

THIS IS HOW YOU SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS --

YOU BRING BACK A NEW BOYFRIEND?

I REALLY LIKE THIS GUY. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

WHAT DOES ONE DO WHEN THEY FIGHT LIKE THIS?

UH, ONE STAYS QUIET SO I CAN LISTEN.

FOR THE FIRST TIME, I AM LIVING MY LIFE

WITHOUT HAVING TO ASK YOUR PERMISSION.

YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S WHAT'S BUGGING YOU.

ALL RIGHT, FINE,

DON'T LET ME STOP YOU FROM LIVING IT ANY LONGER.

HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? TO PEE.

WE'LL BE IN THE LOO. THAT'S EUROPEAN FOR --

Val: LAUREN! OKAY, I'M COMING.

I'M SO SORRY.

WHAT IS HER PROBLEM? SO I MET A GUY.

SHE SHOULD BE HAPPY FOR ME. EVERYONE ELSE IS.

OH, MAYBE NOT EVERYONE.

HENRY! YOU'RE HERE!

HEY, UM, YOU LOOK GREAT. DID YOU HAVE A GOOD SUMMER?

I SAW THE, UH, LITTLE PRESENT YOU BROUGHT HOME FROM PARIS.

OH, OH, YEAH, WE JUST SORT OF MET.

WHAT ABOUT YOU? ARE YOU SEEING ANYONE?

UH, I WAS. WELL, GOOD. WHO?

YOU. DAMN IT, HOLLY.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I WASTED MY WHOLE SUMMER,

SITTING AROUND WAITING FOR YOU.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CHICKS I TURNED DOWN?

NONE!

BECAUSE I WAS SO TRUE TO YOU. I WASN'T PUTTING OUT MY VIBE.

HENRY, HENRY, I'M SORRY. I REALLY THOUGHT THAT --

AND I AM SO GLAD THAT I AM LEAVING FOR PRINCETON TOMORROW.

I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

HENRY, WAIT.

I WONDER IF VINCE WILL HANDLE IT AS WELL.