I Wish Someone Were Waiting for Me Somewhere (Je voudrais que quelqu'un m'attende quelque part)

Mom?

Yes, I'm here.

What do you want?

I need your help.

Everyone's here, right?

Yes, I'm ready.

What do you want?

I need you.

I can't do it alone.

Here.

Go ahead.

There you go.

Thank you, darling.

Third?

Here, give it to me, Mom, I'll put it in a vase.

Come on, come here.

Where's that boo-boo?

There is one.

Oh, it's okay, it's not a big boo-boo.

No, that's an understatement, it's okay.

Ah, there you go, look, you're healed.

Come on, come here.

Is that it?

Yeah.

Here.

Thanks.

You know I get paid at the end of the month?

Yep, like always.

Here, put this on the table outside.

Yeah.

You see, for the exhibition, I'm trying to find people who are a little physically unusual and who move me.

But unusual how?

Either an accident, or something genetic.

You see, I stop them in the street, I explain my approach as photographers, and then I ask them if they want to pose for me.

Oh yeah?

But have you done a lot?

No, not yet.

Well, I'm starting, you know, but there's something that really...

What were we doing?

How did you know?

How did I...?

Want some?

No, no, I quit.

You smoke, you do.

Yeah.

You're the one who got me to smoke my first joint, remember?

No.

Yes, he was 14.

Here, let me see.

It's alright, it's good.

Jean-Pierre?

Yeah, yeah, we're coming.

Come on, stop, stop, stop.

Wait, can I talk to you?

Yeah.

Uh, I'm in the bank's garden for a month.

No, no, that's not true.

Again, what are you doing?

I'm focusing on my exhibition; it's taking up all my time, and I don't have time to work at the restaurant anymore.

How much do you need?

3,000.

If I give you 5,000, is that okay?

Yeah, that's great.

This is the last time.

Okay, I promise.

That means I owe you 10,000 euros, and I'll do everything I can to pay you back in reverse.

You pay me back when you can, but what I want is for you to say, when you're a community, that I was there.

I was there; I believed in you.

I know.

Thank you, my dear big brother.

To answer questions in my eyes

Of course, of course.

How's it going?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There you go.

Hmm, the fees are perfect.

Okay, we need to really focus on the female clientele, because women who are shopping like to be complimented, charmed, and smiled at.

Hmm, that's perfect for me, I like to smile.

In any case, we're very happy to be listed with you.

Me too, me too.

Well, I'll leave you now.

Thank you, Kevin.

Thank you.

Don't forget the appointment at Nicolas's.

I'm counting on you.

Of course.

Goodbye.

Bye.

Shh!

Is Sarah Brio having lunch all alone?

Yeah!

Hello!

Eh!

Apparently she's a minx, if you know what I mean!

No, I don't really see what you mean!

She's a hot chick!

Can you sit me down?

Yes!

How are you?

I'm fine, and you?

Yeah!

Go ahead, you're all alone today!

What's wrong with you that you're sicker?

Enjoy your meal!

Enjoy your meal!

You took rice, I took rice!

Legally.

But on the other hand, I gave in to temptation.

Can I sit down?

Oh yes, of course.

Please do.

Your turn to race.

Can you turn your head to the right?

Sorry, to your left.

There, very good.

Thank you.

Doesn't it bother you that I'm giving you directions?

No, I agreed, so it's fine, it doesn't bother me.

No, actually, I'm a little emotional, a bit flustered, being photographed.

Could you take off your glasses?

Thank you, perfect.

So, here I am, I came to...

How can I put it?

I...

Yes?

I...

I'm not sick, but...

Well, sometimes I feel like my genitals smell bad.

Oh.

And what makes you say that?

Did someone tell you?

No, no, no, not at all, it's me.

It's...

It's...

But anyway, since...

Right now, I'm afraid to sleep with a girl, I'd like to know if it's true.

But make yourself comfortable, I'll take a look.

Okay.

Maybe it's because I've been eating a lot of sushi lately, and that's affecting me?

Yes, it's true that fish isn't great.

Oh, you?

Well, yes.

No, your penis smells very nice.

It smells normal.

Yes, normal.

Really?

Yes.

To reassure you, I'm going to prescribe you a better soap.

There's a second thing.

Yes?

Is it possible to have a sperm analysis done?

Oh!

And why?

I don't want to, I'd like to know if I'm sterile or not.

In principle, there's no reason for you to be.

Yeah, I agree.

But I'd still like to know, I think.

All the same.

Thank you.

Let me recap the 5 Cs.

First, competence, then foresight, charisma,

Courage and, finally, luck, and if you're here today it's because we think you have plenty of both.

Yes, and I'd like to add a sixth C today: the C for champagne, for our champagne, since that's what awaits us now.

Jean-Pierre Armandville, thank you all

Nothing to do with it, but it's true that you know the tirade about noses in these Bergera notes by heart.

All this C

Okay, I'll make it for you one day.

If you meet your objectives, and if you double them, I'll make the whole room for you.

Noted.

Noted, yes.

Cheers!

Health.

Okay, well, let's go to the next level.

Health.

Snitch.

"No," said the poor creature, who was only waiting for daybreak to die.

And she lay down on the ground, her beautiful white fur all stained with blood.

Then the wolf pounced on the little goat and ate her.

And that's it, it's over.

Okay, time for bed now, it's late.

Daddy, do you think I'm pretty?

Of course I think you're pretty, you know that, you're the prettiest in the world.

Prettier than Celeste?

Of course, much prettier than Celeste, well, much more.

Okay, time for bed.

Good night, my dear.

Good night, Dad.

I'll leave the door ajar.

Okay.

Hello?

Jean-Pierre?

Yes?

It's Elena.

Elena?

Yes, it's me.

Am I disturbing you?

I'm putting my daughter to bed right now.

Oh, what's her name?

Charlotte.

Why are you calling me?