The Journey (一路有你)

Congratulations!

Let's hope the bride is not pregnant.

Here I come, my dear!

Come on!

Come on!

Finish the banana then you can bring the bride.

Come on. Bite it!

Higher!

Bite it!

Getting married on a Chinese New Year's Eve, I've never seen this before.

What's the rush?

Stop asking the obvious question, hypocrite.

Bite it!

Pass it!

Come on, open up!

Ninety eight.....

Two more, two more.

Ninety nine.....

One more, one more, one hundred, one hundred!

The last round, squeeze the milk.

Burst it, burst it, harder, harder.

Hey! where are you going? Come on, squeeze it.

Dong, what is all this nonsense?

Your daughter's wedding is embarrassing.

It's just like making a porn movie.

And your son-in-law's hair...

...is just so inappropriate.

I feel sorry for you being a host.

Chuan, don't get angry so easily.

It's easy to get a stroke at our age.

These are typical youngsters.

We are getting old.

Be more open-minded, don't get angry.

Sweet heart, if you are truly a highland girl,...

...then you should be used to these winding roads.

I wasn't born here.

Stand still. I'm going to puke on you.

No, You're not!

Come here.

Please welcome the bride and groom.

Thank you. - Fetch the bride with the umbrella.

Blessed by sky, blessed by earth, blessed to be taken care by your new family.

Wish the couple with blessings and good fortune.

Dong, you love your daughter so much.

Why didn't you throw a banquet?

These youngsters have their own thinking.

I'm fine as long as they are happy with it.

The youngsters nowadays don't know the ways of the world.

Don't you know too at this age?

Getting married is a matter of prime.

You should invite all our old classmates.

She thinks it's too troublesome to send out invitations.

Anyway, as long as everyone is happy.

Sending out invitations is troublesome?

If it's my daughter's wedding,...

...I'll send the invitation to any places I can reach.

Is it for real, Uncle Chuan?

Yes, and I will honor my word.

If I fail to do so, I shall be struck by thunder.

I need the toilet really bad!

I have to go. Let's go!

Benji.

Not that way, this way.

Which way?

This way.

Can you go a little bit faster?

Please, can you just hurry a little bit?

Ok, nearly there.

Benji you dropped my drawing!

Or I'm gonna shit my pants.

Hurry!

Hello?

Hello, Uncle? - Can u please open the door?

Uncle?

Hello, is there anybody home?

Uncle, please open the door.

He is probably out. Just hang on for a while.

What you mean he's out? What are the bloody chances. Shit!

I told you he is out.

Oh yes! Go go go!

Hey!

What are you doing?

I've got no time to explain.

No. If he finds out,...

...he's gonna be pissed off.

Well, he is not going to find out, is he?

Whatever.

Come on. Just work for me.

Ghost! Ghost!

Ghost! Ghost!

Uncle Chuan, there's a ghost at your place!

A ghost? What ghost?

There's someone prying your door.

You'll be left with nothing if you don't go back now.

I don't know what you are driveling about.

Come on!

Shit!

I'll pry it.

No!

It going to happen.

No!

White man!

Don't move!

White man, don't you move!

Catch him! Stop him from running away!

Uncle Chuan is here.

Eating too much potatoes must have made you crazy!

You come back all the way from UK with a motorbike?

Who wants potatoes? I didn't buy it.

Bee, you haven't been back for so long.

I heard that you are back.

Hi, my name is Benji.

Ah Gao.

Uncle, it's early that you pay me.

I don't want to owe money during Chinese New Year.

Oh no, round 2.

Bee, I know you like the scallops.

I've added a lot in it.

Don't act like your father.

He's too stingy to add more even if he likes it.

Smells good.

No!

Bee, what does your boy friend do for a living?

He is a singer in the band.

Stage singer? He must have earned a lot.

You have to throw a big banquet for your wedding.

Your dad has to save his face.

You have to make it great.

At least 88 tables, am I smart or what?

We are engaged. We didn't plan to throw a banquet actually.

That's a worry!

Your dad told everyone...

...if he doesn't throw a banquet for his daughter's wedding,...

...he will take the punishment of a thunderstrike.

Ah Gao, are you nuts?

You used-up my scallops. They're not cheap, you know?

I'll pay you back, ok?

You've not been back for so many years,...

...Yet you humiliated me the moment you got back.

You kidding me? You offering me the chicken head?

Benji, the chicken head is not for eating.

Oh, buggar, sorry, I didn't realize.

Cut the crap!

Giving me the chicken head on New Year's Eve?

Trying to bring me bad luck this year?

He didn't mean it.

Can you be more reasonable?

Look at you, you can't even speak Chinese properly.

You don't even sound like a Chinese.

Had all the men died out?

Out of all men, you fall in love with a westerner!

You expect me to speak in English?

I wanted to learn Chinese.

It was you who forced me to go to England.

So now I've become English.

Isn't that what you wanted?

I've asked you to come back, but you refused.

And you even continued to study painting!

Painting?

Guess who brought me to learn that at the first place?

It was you!

So now everything I do is just not right in your eyes!

And, getting married is a matter of prime.

Have I been informed?

The reason why I'm back this time.

ls to tell you about my marriage.

Isn't it too late?

Why don't you tell me when I'm dead?

Stop it, I object!

Mr chicken head.

Hey, come on.

Don't let this get you down.

You said yourself your dad was a difficult man.

Just look ahead, sweetheart.

Look to the sparkling sea and the white sand.

We'll find some sweet little secluded beach somewhere.

You can relax.

And finish off your thesis painting.

This here is just a detour.

You come out! Men and women are not allowed to be in one room.

What did he say?

He wants us to sleep apart.

And you are not allowed to enter my room.

Ok, well that is really old fashion.

Chinese rules.

His rules.

You sleep here.

Don't go upstairs.

I am Low Boon Cheng.

I wish all my classmates of year 1961...

...from Seng Yok Primary School,...

...have a prosperous year and may all your dreams come true! Ulala!

Low Boon Cheng?

This Mr Goat Low Cheng Boon.

ls now known as Low Boon Cheng?

You, stop starring at me.

What the hell?

Oh, shit!

Thank you, very much.

Uncle Chuan, Happy New Year.