American Bet (Американка)

- Great! - Hello! Backfill

Hello, Varvara Stepanovna!

Ah, hello, hello

Hello, Nikolai Kharitonovich!

Great, guys! Oh, we indulge in beer in the morning

- Kharitonich! - Great, Uncle Misha!

Maybe a beer?

I have to go to work, son

Mit...

...I'm off to work

On

Mit...

...hear - Well

I cooked soup there, you eat

Do you hear?

On the window

Oh, this is Kissel. And this is Dema

Well, it’s necessary, and now it’s a pot-bellied guy

Bald as a knee and his wife is a bitch

And here he is and me. There's the blond one

Well, bro? Let's go in kind

The movie cool shoemaker is drunk. Turn off the light, turn it first

My father is a military pilot, my mother is a geologist

In the winter my father was transferred

to Komsomolsk-on-Amur for a promotion Mom

left with him Wrote that until my father

gets an apartment, my brother and I are

staying with our older sister Antonina Here

I imagine thin, pointy-nosed Antonina with a stroller

From which our long legs stick out

and cigarette smoke pours out

In this glorious year and to our town

there was a fresh breath of fashion

We cut colorful wedges into our trousers

grew Beatles hair

and in the evenings they swept the sidewalks with flares

And the girls cut their skirts so short

that the panties were sticking out

And the old women, seeing them, spat after them

That summer we fell in love with our classmate Dinka Ogurtsova

She had real boobs and not just a bra with cotton wool

She passed by and completely struck us down,

and she struck me down, and she struck down

Dema, but she didn’t hit Kiselya.

He was a believer, God didn’t tell him to.

She ranted past us with a string of tomatoes, and I

opened my mouth. I walked with her for 3 whole days.

And she was ready to give me

your heart burning with the fire of love

But evil fate separated us forever

Here is how it was:

Screams are heard

Fool!

You fool!

I’ll see it again: you’ll get it for a nickel

And my brother drove with Tanya from Brick

They were serious, even Antonina admitted this

I was proud of my brother. More than anything in the world

Even more than a father: he had a motorcycle

And he alone managed to recapture the girl from the brick factory Kodla

We're rushing down the main street

Brother in his father's pilot's jacket and helmet with number 13

Tanka pressed herself against him, and I held her by the shoulders.

And carefully closing my eyes with happiness I sniff her hair

One day he said he had a deal

and he'll be back in a minute

And so that we would wait for him.

He left and never returned. I clearly remember how

my brother raised his arm bent at the

elbow, either saying goodbye, or showing a turn.

And we are standing next to Tanka.

Tanka looks boredly through me and waits for him.

And instead of him came Sergeant Major Uncle Misha

And he said that he crashed stupidly

about the only pillar on the whole road

And that this always happens to those

who doesn't respect traffic rules

Tanka and I every day all summer

went to this ill-fated pillar

And it was remembered

How we squat

near a pillar charred on one side

With a paper wreath screwed on with wire

And one day she left

and never came back no matter how long I waited

And then... The summer has faded, burned away

And the 1st of September came

- Hello, Matilda Vyacheslavovna! - Hello! Hello!

Well, everyone lined up in one line

Come one at a time!

Closer, closer, closer

At home, let it go 10 centimeters Guseva, where

are you going? Everyone goes there and you too. Yes?

Aren't you ashamed? Go!

Hello, Matilda Vyacheslavovna!

Don’t squat, don’t squat, shy girl!

I? No Silence!

At the threshold of the class, Matilda was already waiting for us with a ruler in her hand.

Matilda had an astonishing figure: huge boobs

and at the back there seems to be a trailer of the same size as a counterweight

So when she walked into class,

it did not appear all at once, but in parts

First the swaying chest floated

Then she herself, and then everything else

The hair was pulled so tightly to the back of the head that it seemed

eyes and painted lips moved apart

Sit down, Glukhova

Pants...

maximum 22 centimeters

Skirts...

no higher than 15 centimeters

Where to measure from?

Measure...

...from the center of the kneecap, Ogurtsova!

I see

If someone has at least 1 centimeter more,

I'll send home for my parents

And no scrap metal!

This applies to you, Demin

This is a fashion alien to us

Moreover, you all know that our country

preparing for a big holiday

And you are getting ready, Demin!

Don’t you climb around the desks like you’ve found a treasure there

Kiselyov!

Have you thought...

...join the Komsomol?

Matilda Vyacheslavovna!

God doesn’t tell him: he won’t be allowed into heaven

Laughter

Lord, why are you in my class?

You ruin all the indicators

Sit down, Kiselyov

I should at least go to seminary or something

I would wear a cassock

and would bow on the floor all day long

Where are the glasses?

And more

Everyone knows that in the summer

an emergency has occurred

Get up, Kolyadko!

This stunner's older brother

10th grade student at our school

crashed on a motorcycle!

And I want to say that this is not an accident

It had to happen

sooner or later

Sit down, Kolyadko

My eyes would not look at you

At a time when your peers

sacrificed their lives for the ideals of the revolution

Fought in partisan detachments

performed feats in the name of the Motherland

Take at least...

Valya Kotik or Zina Portnova

Ulya Gromova or Oleg Koshevoy

Pavlika Morozova

This is who you should look up to!

Continue the lesson

This year...

...we have a lot of interesting topics...

...Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky. Novel "Crime and Punishment"

As Anatoly Vasilyevich Lunacharsky said

for the new man, born of the revolution and promoting...

- Let me have a look! - Fuck off, you can’t see it yourself

Wait, I’ll take a closer look now

Guys, what's going on there?

Wow!

Let me have a look!

Kolyadko, Demin, Kiselev

Diaries on the table and march out of class!

- Kolyad, from September 1st! - Oooh..

From where?

Stole from dad

he was drunk yesterday

Jeel!

Leave the ice cream

Jeel!

Why didn’t the astronauts really see your God?

I told you: it can only be seen with the soul

So they have a locator

Nope. He appears only to those who truly believe in him

That's nonsense. If I truly believe

that I have a motorcycle, Will a motorcycle appear to me?

- Wait, did you see him yourself? - Nope. I'm a sinner

Look! They say he's in the village

I fucked a local girl all summer

What are you doing! Let's ask

Sing! Ah, Sing!

- Sing, hear! - What?

- Is it true that they say that you are...? - What?

- Well this... - Well

- Well, tell me - Fuck you!

What are you asking for?

Belomor

Okay so be it

Great, Kisel

Give me a match

So what?

I took it off at the dance