Suntan

- Mr. Makridis? - Yes.

- Kostis Makridis, our new doctor, right? - Yes.

- Welcome! - Thank you.

- I'm the Mayor. - Nice to meet you.

- You haven't been waiting long, have you? - Not at all.

- Let me give you a hand. - There's no need...

I got it! It's not far.

- OK, thank you. - You're welcome.

So, you've never lived on an island before?

No, not really.

You're gonna love it.

Our island is very beautiful.

Small but beautiful.

And very quiet.

- Good morning, Nikitas! - Good morning, guys.

Good morning.

Everyone's on a first-name basis here.

What's the population?

In the winter, about 800.

It's very peaceful.

It will clear your mind.

Here we are: the clinic...

The town hall...

And your house.

Here?

Everything is within walking distance. No need to go far. You'll love it.

- Great. - The last doctor lived here too, poor soul.

So, keys. One for the house, one for the clinic.

- Perfect! - Welcome! And, Kostis...

- May I call you by your first name? - Of course.

Give me a shout if you need anything!

Take a deep breath?

One more.

One more.

You lungs sound perfectly normal. And your throat looks fine.

If the cough persists, I suggest you go to Paros for a chest X-ray, ok?

Thank you very much.

You can put your clothes back on.

Cheers.

Crap weather...

Rain...

- Who's that? - The new doctor.

I'm off with the youth!

- Doc, I'm Takis! - Kostis.

- Nice to meet you. - Likewise.

- How's it going? - Good.

- What's up? - It's all fine.

- How do you like this place? - It's nice.

- The weather's a bit rough today. - Yes?

Winter, darkness, loneliness...

But you can handle it?

It's all good, it's all good...

Summer will be here soon...

Loads of pussy, mate.

Loads of pussy...

We get all sorts here...

But young pussy is the hottest.

Dreamy!

There's a disco nearby, La Luna. It opens at 4am.

Really?

They all end up there hammered and fuck like rabbits!

I'm too old for that...

Come on! I'll hook you up. Takis will take care of it!

Hey, get a shot for the doc. It's on me.

Does this hurt?

A little bit.

- How about this? - A little more.

Take a deep breath.

Does it hurt now?

It does...

Breathe again...

Your liver is a little swollen. Do you drink Mr. Thodoras?

A couple of glasses a day.

You should quit for a while, OK?

- OK. - We're done.

If it still hurts after you quit, come see me again.

- Thank you, doctor. - You 're welcome.

What's with all the frozen meals, doctor?

You'll ruin your stomach!

Hang on a minute...

I got those fresh from the garden this morning. On the house.

- Thank you! - Don't mention it.

- What do I owe you? - 18.60.

Thanks.

- Here you go. - Thanks.

Have a nice day.

The royal baby boom seems to have breathed new life into the Principality of Monaco.

A happy Prince Albert is handing out presents to local children in honor of his new heirs.

Gabriella Therese Marie and Jacques Honore Rainier,

who will henceforth be known as Marquis of Baux and Countess of Carlades,

were born on December 10 and announced to the people of Monaco by 42 canon shots.

Happy New Year to the beautiful island of Antiparos!

Mayor, this one's for you!

Why don't you want me milady? Is it because I am a fisherman?

Because I have a huge cock!

I'm a naughty man, like any boatman

And you think that if you're with me you will not be having fun

And be quite.

- What happened? - I crashed.

- On a motorbike? - Yes.

- Is that it? - Here.

Your ribs?

- A little bit. - Lift your shirt, please.

Does this hurt?

A little.

Take a seat.

- Were you driving? - I was.

Got a license?

That's not good.

- Your name? - Anna.

And yours?

Kostis.

- Hello, Kostis. - Hi.

- Your surname? - Anagnostou.

Oh, come on doc, let them come in!

No. You are not allowed to be in here.

Please, they'll be quiet!

They'll be quiet. Be quite!

Thank you Doctor!

They're my friends.

I can tell.

- How old are you? - 21.

And you?

49? 54?

67!

I'm twice your age.

Where are you staying?

At the camping site.

Good. Step this way, please.

This might sting a little.

May I?

Are you afraid of doctors?

It's you I'm afraid of...

Why, am I hurting you?

A little bit...

How long have you been here?

We just arrived.

Will you stay long?

About a month.

If we survive that long!

You 're good to go.

- That's it? - Yes.

You're OK.

Any good beaches around here, doc?

The island's got plenty.

There's one in particular, but somebody has to show you the way.

You can show us.

I don't clock off before 3pm...

That's when we get up!

Take this to the chemist's.

You're the best doctor in the world!

You saved my life!

And you made me laugh.

Join us and you'll laugh more.

What's up, doc?

How are you?

Good and you?

What brings you to our camping?

I thought I'd go for a swim.

How's the service?

Fine.

- Stop by whenever you want! - Thanks.

Excuse me, do you have a light?

Hi, Kostis!

Hi...

It's me, Anna!

I came this morning...

- Oh right, from the clinic! - How's things?

- I'm fine. Sorry to bother you, I was looking for a light.

You're not bothering us.

- Thanks. - Join us.

OK.

Thank you.

C'mon.

- Half-thong. - Yes.

Haven't seen that before!

You should cover your wound up with the sarong, to shield it from the sun.

Sorry, I have to go. Thanks for the light!

Doc, do you go out at all?

Sure I do.

We'll see you around then.

Who knows...

Bye.

Bye...

Evening. Can I get a gin and tonic?

- Hey Kostis, how's it hanging? - Hi, Takis.

- All good? - All good.

- Flying solo? - That's right.

Mate, can I get some space?

Pour us a couple of shots, will ya?

Make that three, no four, for the ladies!

Bottoms up, girls!

- Didn't I tell you about the summer? - Yeah...

Lively, full of people...

It's crazy, right?

Loads of pussy, mate.

Loads of pussy.

Yeah?

Of course, what do you mean "yeah"?

Take your pick: American pussy, British, French, Greek...