Esimesed 200 rida.
Written and directed by Clifford Brown
The events depicted in this movie are fictitious.
Any resemblance to actual events or persons is purely coincidental.
This movie has been filmed in Mojacar and Aguilas (Murcia).
We express our sincere gratitude to the authorities and the people in both cities.
This is the place where i live, the one that i´ve chosen,
And this is my town, one of the most beautiful places in Spain,
THE PALACE
My name is Antonio Jaime Moraleda de los Enhebros,
Marqués de Altuna,
Tony for my closest friends,
i settled down here, in this special region of the beautiful Mediterranean sea
to escape from the mob and the vulgarity of the people in Spain,
i have some businesses here,
They keep me busy and allow me to meet people from different social classes,
Sometimes they´re very interesting,
This is how i met Emmanuelle,
She was on vacation here, enjoying a new honeymoon with her husband,
They´d been apart a long time because of the many lovers and flings she had,
But the man, who was a diplomat of the highest social class and of great nobility,
ended up forgiving her,
They rented a nice house not very far from my town,
i already call this place my town,
And for a while, they lived a passionate love story,
You´d always see them together, like two teenagers who´ve just fallen in love,
WAX MUSEUM
- This is Mae West. Look at her! - She looks thinner.
- The Man of la Mancha. - Don Quijote.
Two tickets.
Two hundred.
Thank you!
Let's go.
Flash Gordon! Oh, no, it's Superman.
What a nice little ass! It sure looks tempting!
Shut up, pervert!
Look! Elvis, poor guy! I loved him.
Liza Minnelli in Cabaret.
Look who's there!
The most attractive man in the world!
Farewell, my baby! As of tomorrow, I'll wear a hat and a raincoat.
You're going to look like a clown.
Then, I'll take them off to make love to you.
Very well, Mr Bogart.
What do you think of her?
Who do you like the most? Greta Garbo or Liza Minnelli?
Well, they don't have anything in common, but I like Liza Minnelli much more.
And, what do you think Bogart would say in this situation?
What are you doing? Are you nuts?
They're all looking at us.
You're crazy.
I'm crazy for you.
I'm going to rape you right now!
You're crazy!
Someone might come any minute!
We'll remain still, and they'll think that we are a porno monument.
- You're crazy! - I'm horny!
How exciting! We'll fuck in front of all these famous people.
You're crazy. Do you already have it hard?
- Let me see. - Fuck me!
John Wayne is looking at us! He doesn't seem to be enjoying it.
Sure, he does! He'd like to be right here!
I'm sure that Liz Taylor would like to be in my place right now!
I don't think Richard Burton would let her do it.
He's a very jealous guy! As jealous as I am.
What would Humphrey Bogart say about us?
Nothing. He never paid attention to these things.
Like the old Chaplin, who loved all the people so much.
Or like her.
They should think it's great for us to be making love here.
Dracula, instead, is very shocked!
It's been a long time since I cared about the opinion of monsters.
They are all very hypocritical.
There you go, that's it, honey!
Did you hear that?
It's them, but don't worry. Don't you know them already?
There are so many of them in the world. They envy our love.
This is wonderful, we're out of our minds.
Emmanuelle and Andreas walked through the typical and white streets of our towns,
They discovered in each corner a reason for a new kiss,
Something to remember...
i lived that romantic fever a long time ago,
Even though i´m young, i learned from the elderly
to always have good manners, be modest and respectful,
These were, up until recently, the virtues of our glorious race,
The excessive contact with foreigners has been the cause of some of our miseries,
You can't reach me! Come on, run, run, run!
Come on, come get me!
Ey, you can't run! Come on!
- Can you give us $5? - What for?
For an ice cream.
- Here. - Here.
- And you. - Thank you very much!
Come on! Come get me! Run!
it was precisely in one of the places that i run in the coast
where Emmanuelle and her husband had a terrible row,
it´s a disco, always full of those crazy hip-hop dancers,
i've also included an act with some gorgeous girl dancers,
to attract a more mature clientele,
They´re the ones who purchase 3 or 4 drinks a night,
instead of the cheap sodas that the young ones purchase,
Once, i earned $80, 000 in two hours with a table of friends who were my age,
And the place was full of assholes, who weren´t even able to raise
that amount of money,
Anyway, that Friday the club was really crowded,
Emmanuelle and Andreas, her husband, were right there, at the bar,
Carmen, a happy widow with lesbian tendencies,
was there with them for obvious reasons,
Emmanuelle had had too many drinks and the other two as well,
but they seemed less drunk,
They spent $24, 000 pesetas in drinks in two hours,
Do you like her?
That depends. I wouldn't marry her, that's for sure!
Show me your tits, Mariia!
That's disgusting!
Does anyone want to come here with me?
You come down here! And we'll give you what you want!
Does anyone want to come and try my pussy?
- Why don't you go? - I don't want to. Are you crazy?
Come on! No one wants to come here with me?
- Why don't you go? - I don't want to.
- I'll go then. - Where are you going? Come here.
Let me go!
I'm going! I'm going!
Come here! Please, I'm very horny!
Here I am.
Thank you, honey.
- Where are the men? - We don't need them.
Bravo, women!
Come here, I'm so wet!
Easy, easy!
Attention, please!
You love me, you don't love me,
you love me, you don't love me...
You love me.
What a treat.
- We can't see anything! - Let us see! Let us see!
Eat her, blondie!
Don't worry! She's just drunk!
Yes, that's it, slut!
What a nice fuck, girls!
That's how you eat a pussy!
Now is your turn, man!
I don't do it with lesbians.
That meant a new break-up for the couple,
These modern girls are incredible,
i recognise that with those eyes, and her social status,
she shouldn´t have any money issues,
But humiliating Andreas like that, and in public,
Treating a noble man like a fool...
You shouldn't do that,
What's wrong with you?
I'm thinking about what you've just done.
Because of you, they broke up.
I had a great time.
What are you doing?
Get off my shoulder, you are going to spoil my suit!
Hey, waiter! A double rum.
She did exactly what she wasn´t supposed to,
She went to Carmen´s house,
Maybe deep inside, the experience in the club
had opened up new horizons for her,
Or maybe she had always been a lesbian,
A lot of women today, deprived of moral and religious principles,
engage themselves in those forbidden romances,
Poor men! What´s gonna happen to us?
We're not throwing ourselves to new sex practices or experiences!
Women with women!
i try to adapt to these changes, To be liberal about it,
But there are certain things that make me sick,
Oh! It's you. I fell asleep while I was waiting for you.
- Your husband is gone. - What? Where?
- I don't know. - Why?
- After what happened last night... - Yes, last night...
I don't know where you've been or with whom,
but you are behaving very wildly...
After all, Andreas is just a man.
Yes, that's true.
What are you thinking about?
Why did he feel offended? It didn't mean anything.
Everything's a problem for him.
If you have problems, it's your fault.
Forget about men.
Women are much more understanding, you fool!
How about an affair with a mature woman with a beautiful body?
I specialise in sad and lonely girls.
You have a beautiful body!
- You know what? - No.
I'm also sick of men and their balls!
Do you think they're so important?
Of course not!
- Hey, you! I know you! - I don't know.
- I know you, right? - I think I've seen you before.
Hey, why don't you come to my apartment? I'm offering a private party.
No, thank you, no.
- Come on, don't be so boring! - Why?
Come on, come with me! You won't regret it.
- I don't feel like going. - Don't make me beg you, come on!
- All right. - There you go!
Come on in. Here!
- Is this your apartment? - Yes.
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