The Bold Type

Okay, friends, where were we? Oh, yes,

Kat's social media campaign was the tits...

Unfortunately, Instagram has rules

against posting photos that include women's nipples.

That policy is sexist. But her defiant approach

wasn't exactly "breast" practices.

Sutton's first week in fashion

was all grunt and no glam... Americano, two Splendas.

Until she found a way to sweeten the deal.

What if I can get the Paduano?

But then she gets caught between her rock

and her happy place. So you're seeing him.

If you weren't, I'd kiss you right now.

And Jane's relationship with Pinstripe Guy

has had its highs, lows...

Are you writing about me? No.

And everything in between. I had fun last night.

Seems like maybe you had fun too.

I had fun twice, actually.

Time for a cold shower with "The Bold Type."

It's nice to be back in New York

helping the city conserve water.

Shh, less talking. Escape into outer space

On a bottle rocket

Ow. Ow. Sorry. You okay?

Okay, um, maybe if we just...

Uh, okay, maybe...

Yeah. Maybe together?

Uh, okay, maybe if we just...

This is gonna be a short article.

Yeah. Like this?

Ow, my hip, okay.

All right. It's just very hard

to have good shower sex in a tiny Brooklyn walkup.

Yeah. Um, okay, um...

Okay.

Yeah...

Yeah... Yeah...

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God... Yeah, if you could just...

Shh! Okay.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God!

Oh, my God, I love you!

That. I...I love that.

Um, uh, if, uh...um,

okay, let's try it this...

Oh...whoa!

Oh oh oh whoa, my my

Sun is gonna shine, gonna shine on you

I...

can't believe...

we have to go to work.

I know.

But I do have a meeting at "Scarlet"

this morning, so...

Um, I should tell you

that Alex knows about us.

Does he? How's that?

I told him.

Well, he guessed.

He guessed?

That's not good.

He's not gonna say anything.

Are you sure? He's a friend.

Oh, I'm sure he is, but does he understand

how big of a deal this is?

He's not going to say anything.

No one's gonna find out.

Yeah, okay.

Kat and Jane...

Never.

They're my best friends. They have my back.

And you would know that if you spent a little time with them.

You know what? You're right.

I only ever see them in the office.

Maybe we have them over... for dinner.

Really? If they're your best friends,

I should know them.

Uh...

This is becoming a thing for us.

Sorry, small apartment.

Yeah, to go with your incredibly small shower.

Um, yeah, so about what I said in the shower.

You mean, "Oh, God, yes?" Because I agree with you.

We did eventually find a pretty good angle,

which is good, 'cause I was worried

I wasn't gonna have one for my shower sex article.

Angle. Funny.

I meant the other thing.

Jane, it's fine.

I know you didn't mean it. We both know what this is.

It's all good.

I gotta go. Early meeting.

Yeah, 'kay. Um...

I'll come back later to fix the shower curtain.

Yeah, it was your fault, so...

That doesn't count.

You were talking about the sex, not him.

Yeah, but still he got, like...weird.

He is a sex writer. He knows that people yell out

all kinds of weird stuff when they're doing it.

I had a boyfriend who would yell out,

"Cubs win!"

Sometimes I quote Nicki Minaj lyrics.

Well, that's not weird. That's just literal.

"He wants to pound it like a hashtag."

But it prompted the "What is this?" conversation.

Oh, I hate that conversation.

So what is this?

I have no idea!

Oh, my God. You are so annoying.

So, uh, did you guys read his last article?

I did. "Tantric Adventures: Totally Worth It,

or a Total Waste of Four Hours?"

So that means he must be dating other people, right?

'Cause there's no way that was tiny Jane.

Exactly. Well, actually...

Oh...

What? Wow! Okay.

See, that's why you're falling in love.

Okay, uh-uh. So you guys are down

for tonight, right? both: Yeah.

So excited to see Richard's apartment.

Totally. So not the point

of the evening. Well, and we'll, like,

talk and stuff. Whatever.

Oh, we're gonna miss the boat.

Come on. And I want to hear more about

the, uh, four hours thing.

Touching, rocking, humming.

Happy anniversary.

I love you. Love you.

Bye. Bye.

Kat, Natalie,

Chlamydia. Yeah, look, I...

It's not her first offense.

If she's going to tweet a medical link,

it needs to be medically accurate.

Otherwise that leaves us open to...

To legal action, yeah, I know.

And I am giving her a verbal warning to make sure

that she understands exactly where she went wrong.

Well, HR needs to be aware so they can note it in her file.

But it's your department. You set the tone. Top down.

I'll get her there, Jacqueline, don't worry.

If you say so, I won't.

Makeup tips are one thing,

but when it's something like this, multiple sources,

CDC site, something with a dot gov or dot org...

Got it, and I'm so embarrassed, Kat.

I wanted to get it tweeted out during our sexual health hour,

so I rushed it. Yeah, Twitter moves fast.

I get it, but we still need to check our sources.

It won't happen again.

Maybe while you're getting up to speed,

let's just stick with less heavy subject matter.

Like I said, makeup tips, celeb gossip.

I can totally do that. I'm going to kick ass for you.

I appreciate it.

You know, you're my first direct report, so...

make me proud.

I will. All right.

Sutton, one more thing. Call Louboutin.

I've been dreaming about these block heels.

I want them for the day-to-night shoot.

Right, okay, and who would I call over there?

Your contact. And who would that be?

And I was so excited

about your Paduano contact.

I certainly didn't think that we would have to have this talk.

Um...what talk?

This talk.

You have a glorious job, Sutton,

so glorious that it extends well beyond

the offices of "Scarlet" magazine

and your workday well beyond the hours that you put in here.

It's breakfast with your contact at Marc Jacobs,

drinks with your contact at Bottega Veneta,

dinner with your contact at Valentino.

See the pattern?

How's that sound? Expensive.

You need to get out there and network.

You need to make friends at all the fashion houses.

Then and only then will you be useful to me.

Networking. Right.

Jane, you're single, right?

Single? Um, well, it's kind of...

It's a yes or no question, not a diary entry.

I need a writer to review the new dating app SetYouUp.

It's a blind date concept with a

"Who knows you better than your best friend?" twist.

You don't choose your date. Your best friend does.

You have a few best friends, right?

Yes. So...

W...

Alex, how about you?

Single, ready to mingle.

Oh, that was so refreshingly easy.

The story's yours. No, I can do it!