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'Ekta Nagar, Bareilly.'
Of all the houses in this neighborhood, the most unique...'
'...or, you can say the most amusing is Mishra Sadan.'
'Because here the morning is not normal.
The evening is not normal
'Nor are the people normal.'
Shushila...
Where is my cigarette?
Last night there was one left in the packet. Now it's disappeared!
Oh, God... I can't take a dump without it.
And, I've to make an urgent delivery to Bijoriya today.
If I don't freshen up now and suddenly the pressure increases on the way...
I'll be in big trouble.
Go ask Bitti for a cigarette. Tell her it's urgent.
How would Bitti have a cigarette?
She smokes!!!
go-go...
This was the only thing missing in her life now.
- God save us from such a daughter. - Just wait and watch...
Soon, you'll find bottles of country liquor.
Bitti! Still sleeping!!
Wake up.
What are you doing, sweetheart?
Get up! queen of sweetheart
what mummy!! it was such a nice dream.
That's all you do.
Bitti!
Bitti!
What?
- Do you have a cigarette? - Huh!
Since when did you start smoking?
- Your father wants one. - I don't smoke.
Don't lie. If you have one. Give me it me now!
I said I don't smoke. Wanna bet.
Your father has to go to Bijoriya.
- He can't take a dump. - What can I do?
He will be big trouble if he has to go on the way.
I'll go and ask someone.
I knew it... you only stole my cigarette.
Scream a little louder. The pressure will increase, it will happens on it's own.
- Uncle, papa needs one urgently. - I've only one, dear.
It's OK.
Where's Papa?
Any luck?
Here you go.
Thank you, Bitti.
- Wash your hands. - But, I didn't take a dump.
Doesn't matter.
- I drank that water. - I'm only washing my hands.
'This is Bitti Mishra.'
'Daughter of Mrs. Sushila Mishra.'
'And son of Mr. Narhottam Mishra.'
'After all, he has raised her like a son only.'
'Sushila Mishra... teaches children at Narmada Primary School...'
'...what Bitti Mishra never learned in her life.'
Always listen to your elders...
'And Narhottam Mishra's words...
...are sweeter than his sweets.' - Isn't shanu my daughter too?
what if you run out of sweets at her wedding...
...won't I feel humiliated as well?
Son, add 5 more kilos.
I'll be right back.
Bitti, who is this crow?
He's not a crow. He's a peacock.
Must have not taken a bath today.
- But, who is he? - He's from our neighborhood.
My bike was out of fuel.
I asked for a lift and he obliged.
I said 'Drop me, he said okay.
Enough of that, give me 100 rupees.
I don't have. You get a fat salary.
I bought you this sweater from my salary right?
Take it off.
Listen, Bitti.
Sit on a motorcycle, with both your legs on one side.
'Bitti Mishra... never listens to advice.'
'Doesn't have too many good habits.'
'She once ate non-veg unintentionally.'
'Now she eats at every opportunity.'
In India it has not even released.
English films are locally premiered...
'...at her best friend Rama's boutique.'
'She understands only 60 percent...'
...but explains 100 percent.'
'I want to break up with you.'
I want to break you.
'Are you kidding me?' - Have you become mad?
The electricity keeps going in the lanes...'
'...and Bitti's tape keeps playing without a break.'
There's a power cut in the entire city but it will be restored soon enough.
We regret the inconvenience caused.
But there's electricity at our neighbor's home.
Uncle, they have an inverter, you should also buy one.
'And just not these good for nothing boys...
'...but, the entire neighborhood is a fan of her break dance.'
Any wedding when the DJ starts,
'...Bitti's feet start tapping on its own.'
"Munni your anklet... tinkles with the beat."
"Munni your bracelet... sparkles like diamond."
"Munni... Munni..."
"Munni your anklet... tinkles with the beat."
"Munni your bracelet... sparkles like diamond."
"Boys can never take their eyes off your balcony..."
"...and try to sway like you do."
"Your waist twists..."
"Your waist twists like this..."
"Your waist twists..."
"Your waist twists like this..."
"Mischievous eyes, vivacious body."
"When she sways, even stars come out to play."
"Bachelors can't stop falling in love with her attitude."
"People can't stop raving about her grace."
"Boys can never take their eyes off your balcony..."
"...and try to sway like you do."
"Your waist twists..."
"Your waist twists like this..."
"Your waist twists..."
"Your waist twists like this..."
"Twist!"
"Your waist twists like this..."
Aarush, have a sweet.
No aunty, I don't eat sweets.
Why don't both of you speak in private, son?
Okay Aunty.
Go... Speak to him.
Go.
Our daughter Bitti works at the Electricity board's Complaint Department.
The Complaint Department gets hundreds of complaints every day.
But, not a single complaint against our daughter Bitti.
It occasionally happens in parties...
...otherwise, I don't drink.
I just wanted to ask you one question.
Ask.
Are you a...
Are you... a virgin?
Virgin..?
Are you?
It doesn't matter...
But, it does matter whether you are or not!
No, I'm not! Now?
So many boys have met her, but they all rejected her.
There must be something wrong with our girl.
If I try talking to her, she gets angry.
- And you don't know how to. - What do I do?
This is entirely your fault.
She behaves like a guy.
We should've had a boy instead.
Now where are you going?
'But there's one thing...'
'...that always bother's Bitti's mother.'
'Bitti can't find a suitor.'
'Her engagement was canceled twice.'
- What's wrong? - Nothing.
Dear... don't take your mother too seriously.
She loves you lot.
You know she has thyroid.
Constant mood swings, and can't stop bickering.
Papa, can I ask you something?
Everything would've been much easier if I was a boy.
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