Crazyhead

You killed me, you silly bitch.

You should probably say something.

You... You were... dead. You died!

How weird is that?

You were possessed. We were trying to get that thing out of you.

Yeah... Well you suck at it. Big time.

You're alive?

My hair is trashed.

Look at this shit.

Oh my God.

What? What is it?

I'm hungry.

Disgusting.

That milk's off.

This cheese is rank!

What... happened to you?

You mean after I died?

It was all dark.

I could hear voices.

Some seriously scary shit.

I feel myself being pulled back...

like I'm being sucked out of there.

I'm back in my body. I can't breathe.

My head was pounding. The worst migraine.

I started to get really cold and I just thought: "Screw this.

I'm just gonna walk home."

Jesus, did you have to bury me so far from home?

Seriously. It took me forever.

It felt like I was Nelson Mandela when he walked to the ocean to make salt.

I'm pretty sure that was Gandhi. The salt was Gandhi.

Mandela was small shoes. He wasn't just about the shoe...

Whoever it was, it was a bloody long walk.

-What is this? -Pasta with a tomato and garlic sauce.

-A few capers... -It tastes like shit!

Actual shit.

Why is there never any food in this flat?

There is. Most of it's on the floor.

I think that's you.

Oh.

-Who is it? -It's Matt.

He wants me to go over.

I really don't think that's a good idea.

We should get you to hospital and get you checked out.

We can say you OD'd on Ketamine. That's feasible.

I'm fine! I don't want to be on my own tonight. Can I sleep here with you?

You died.

Only for a bit.

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

-It's okay. -It's not okay.

It is so far from okay.

-Amy... -I killed you!

I forgive you.

It all worked out.

Snuggle up...

Just because I died doesn't mean we can't snuggle.

I'm cold. Snuggles.

Are you wearing a different perfume?

It's the stuff you bought me for my birthday.

You smell weird.

-Hi. -Suzanne's alive, she came back to life!

Are you shitting me?

Seriously?

-Seriously, are you serious? - Yes, seriously. She's asleep.

We're in bed.

-We're snuggling. - Is that like spooning?

-Are you naked? Is she naked? - No.

No one's naked!

Suzanne's alive. She came back to life!

-What the hell is going on? - I don't know!

People coming back from the dead. This is all new to me.

Why am I not surprised?

Do you want me to come over? I can come over...

-and check her out... -Come over first thing

in the morning. And Raquel...

it would be really great if you could try and figure out

why I'm snuggling with my previously dead best friend.

Do you think you could do that?

-Mmm. -Great.

Night.

Suzanne has changed. Dying's changed her. She's a blood sucking monster!

She will suck you dry.

Call me.

Suzanne?

Suzanne?

Suzanne?

Suzanne has changed. Dying's changed her.

She's a blood sucking monster! She will suck you dry.

Hi.

I hope you're feeling as horny as I am.

Suzanne's gone. She isn't in the flat.

Did you get my message about her being a blood sucking monster bitch?

-What are you talking about? -I did some more research.

Turns out she's not really alive, not at all. Huh-uh.

-Not alive. -Trust me, she's alive.

I had her breathing on my neck all night. I barely slept at all.

-You were spooning with a Revenant. -We weren't spooning!

What's a Revenant?

It's what they call someone when they come back from the dead.

Isn't that a zombie? I thought that was a zombie?

She's not answering the phone.

A zombie's different. They've got that shuffly walk. They're all...

Huh... Huh...

Revenants crave the life force they lost when they died so they're not all huh...

We have to find her.

What does that even mean "the life force"?

Girl wants to feel alive again.

And the only way she can do that is by feeding on blood.

Yeah. She'll stick a straw in your vein and suck that shit right out of you.

-Really? -Hm-mmm.

If that's true, how come she didn't feed on me?

I spent all night spooning with her.

Maybe it takes a while to kick in. It's like your period.

It's all peaches and cream and then, boom!

They have to close the swimming pool for a week.

Do you know where she might have gone? A friend's house or...

Oh shit.

Suzanne!

Suzanne!

Suzanne?

It was like I was looking down on myself.

I wanted to stop.

I wanted to.

I couldn't.

My whole body was on fire.

It was heaven.

This is our fault.

We did this to her.

That milk is spilt.

Now unless you like licking floors, you have to move on, go to the shop

and buy some more.

-This isn't milk! -That's true.

What we're going to do with her?

-What do we do? -Okay.

Here's a plan.

We keep her snacked up on animal blood...

Take her out to the countryside, where there's no people.

We stay out there whilst we try and find a cure.

Seriously? That's the plan? You want to go camping?

Hey Suzanne.

How are you?

-You brought a canoe? -You said pack for camping...

He's looking at me.

It's like he knows why we're buying him.

I'm avoiding eye contact.

How many do you reckon she'll get through in a day?

She's never been a big eater.

I was actually worried she might be anorexic.

I really don't think you need to worry about her anorexia anymore.

-Demon prick. -Where?

The tropical fish section.

Who's a pretty girl?

Shh.

-Who's a pretty girl? -Shut up, you prick!

Shut up, you prick!

-Shut up, you prick! -What the fuck...

So what's...

dying... like?

Scary.

Cold... black.

And it gives you a migraine.

Do you know what gives me a migraine?

Nectarines.

What's all that about?

-Drive. Go, go! -What did you get?

Guinea pigs. They were three for two.

It's a shame you couldn't have p-p-p-picked up a penguin.

Legend.

-Go! -Alright!

A canoe?

What were they doing with a canoe?

I guess they're going... canoeing.

Is that supposed to be funny?

Do you know how sick I am of hiding in here,

playing Doctor Feel-Good to a bunch of perverts and freaks.

Just once I'd like to lose my shit and show them who I really am.

Raquel can set us all free,

we can come out of the closet

and you're telling me that you've lost her. Is that what you're telling me?

Yes.

Well, then I guess I'll just have to find her on my own then...

won't I?

What does that look like to you?

A...

vagina?

A... frog?

It's either a vagina or a frog.

A frog's vagina?

A frog's anus?

Hello? Hello?

Mary.

Cancel my 11 and 12 o'clock.

I need to go out.

Hi.

Where's my car?

What were you doing in the forest?

Uh, Amy...

likes the smell of trees. She likes to sniff them.

-Ha! -Tyler says hi.

Why does he say hi?