Sharknado

Toss'em and bag'em.

Enjoy.

It's good.

Not great.

But seeing that you are a business man, Mr. Santiago.

Captain.

Captain.

My associates and I are willing to negotiate, a reasonable price.

Let's say, 100,000.

One million for the entire take,

Not a penny less.

A steep price for a small catch.

A pod of 20,000 sharks is migrating in this direction.

When we're through with it,

One million will look like a bargain.

500.

If you're looking to negotiate, Mr. Palmer, look for the insurance salesman.

I do believe we have a deal.

All hands on deck. All hands on deck.

Tie the sails!

Get the fins to the gally!

Captain there is a north wind hitting us fast!

You need to get up here.

I think this is for you captain. The deposit.

You'll receive the rest when we dock.

You know the most important thing I learned out here?

We shouldn't be afraid of the sharks.

They should be the ones to be afraid of us.

Salud.

What the hell is that?

They're called waves. They do that from time to time.

The storm is too strong. We are going to have to go around it.

Make it happen. I'm going to down below.

Captain!

Change of plans Captain. I'm going to take the money, your

cargo, and what's left of the ship.

Aah!

I don't think so.

Crazy waves out there today.

Something unnatural about it.

There's nothing unnatural about everything.

Lots of scenery today.

I'm gonna focus on the waves.

You better hurry mate. The clouds are coming in.

Whoo! Reminds me of the nationals back in 04. Remember?

You totally ripped that bugger. I thought you were going to be rag dolled for sure.

You know we really don't talk like that, right?

You doing a ride-out or not?

Sure. Thanks.

It's totally cooking out here mate.

You're not kidding. It's a Mexican hurricane. Bad for them good for us.

Isn't that a drink?

Hit. Hit! Whoo!

Good Morning California this is Jonni Waves. That's Jonni with

with an "I". You may have noticed this morning the unusual weather here in southern.

California. The clouds coming in over the ocean and the large waves are proving difficult

for surfers. I'm here in Santa Monica with some breaking news about Hurricane David.

It's been pounding the west coast of Mexico. Pushing it's way up to the coast to the

state of California. It seems o be driving a very dangerous surf.

No kidding. Fin's out there.

Yeah but I won't worry about fin, I mean he's the best surfer I've ever seen.

Except for me of course. In my prime.

When was that George? The civil war?

Eh, I'm not that old. You know I got some movies babe...

Hey! What did I tell you? You can touch everything at this bar except for me.

- Hey! Come on! - Oopsies! Looks like you need another drink.

Yeah I need one. One on the house. One that doesn't coast me any money.

How come you never talk about that scar?

There's nothing to talk about.

I cut myself shaving.

4 bucks.

4 Bucks? I thought it was on the house. You spilled the last one.

Perhaps the silver lining in this is that the storm

driven away the recent influx of sharks out of the area...

Yeah I hope it does. Hope it does. I hope the storm kills 'em. I hope it kills them all.

Me too. You have no idea.

Tired already?

What's the last time you short boarded, old timer?

I never stopped. I just like this one rides.

Yeah. Whatever.

Alright grandpa. Ima show you how it's done.

Grandpa?

Show her how it's done, Grandpa!

Come on. Oh!

Deanna there's a shark!

Hey get outta the water!

SHARKS!

Hey Get out of the water! Sharks! They're coming in!

Get off the beach!

Get out of the water! Sharks! Get out of the water!

SHARKS! Everyone out of the water now!

Everyone out of the water now! We're evacuating

the beach. Everybody off the beach immediately.

Aaah!

Come here you bloody shark! Come here!

Aaah!

Baz!

Baz!

Aaah!

Just hang on. I'll let you in.

These sharks of your have no etiquette.

Etiquette?

I thought you were Australian not British.

Tasmanian buddy.

Just hang on, I'll get you in.

What were you thinking? You could have been killed.

I'm fine.

Aah!

We need a tourniquet.

Here use this.

It's just a... aah... little nibble.

Aah!

Are you ok? Are you sure?

He must have wanted a snack.

Sharks don't like vegemite.

It's not funny. Aah.

Hey. You gonna be ok?

Yeah. I'm fine.

Hey can I get some of those tasty nuts. Thank you.

And then. Are you listening? The shark opens it's mouth. Goes to swallow fin whole but Fin.

Looks at the shark. Do the look.

No, do the look.

Oh my god.

Yeah that one. And the shark goes, 'You know what?'

I'm pissing off. I'm not gonna mess with the surf champion.

Surf legend. Finley the Fin Shepard. Ain't that right?

On you mate.

I don't believe it. You guys are nuts.

Look.

Do you see that?

- Oh yeah. - It's a little nibble.

So he gives him a look and you give him a nibble -

No, HE gave me a nibble.

I don't know. Are you guys going back out there and do any swimming?

With the sharks?

It's a storm.

It's what's driven them all up north. Eventually they'll go back from they came from.

I hope. But the were knocking.

Yeah knock knock knocking on your door. And I have never seen so many and so bold.

It's just a storm. Just gotta stay out of the water for a couple days that's all.

Just a storm?

Looks like a hurricane.

I'm just happy you're ok.

Hey hey, what are you doing?

What? Do you think you're too old for me?

No, I'm your boss.

So?

So? Go get back to work.

Hey! I'm not too old for ya.

I don't think.

I'm not your boss.

Daddy issues. Hey! I'm not judging you darlin'.

George: Ouch!

I have daddy issues too.

- Here to issues. - Yeah!

Who's is this?

Hurricane David is poised to be the 1st hurricane to hit

the state of California. And it is now barreling to the Santa Monica shorelines.

We have suffered tropical storms in the past but we have never been hit by a storm quite like

this. Wide spread flooding is expected and experts are saying global warming

is the reason for this unprecedented event. We will

be back with more news as it develops.

Hello. Wexler residence.

April it's Fin.

Yeah Fin I know your voice. What do you want?

Look I'm just calling to make sure-

When did you go back to using Wexler again?

Cause that's my name.

Look Fin I'm really busy.

Just calling to make sure you and Claudia are ok.

There's a bad hurricane rolling in and I want-

Is this about money?

Because if this is about money Fin, I told you already that-

It's the storm. I just want to make sure guys are ok.

Of course we're ok. It's barely even raining.

Look, it's really sweet that you are calling in to check in on us but Collin already checked the

drains and, we're gonna be fine. They're cleared out.

Well it's flooding here and not the plumbing. The ocean.

I think you guys should get out of town.

What are you talking about? We are 100 miles from the ocean.

You are exactly 6.6 miles from the ocean. And on a day like today it's not far enough.

I'm gonna take you and Claudia further inland.

And what about Collin?

You know you are not the only one that can keep us safe.

We're not going anywhere.

Fine. Then let me just get Claudia. We'll it my week for the month.

Is that what this is about?

No!

Look you are gonna see her on the 20th like you always do. I gotta go ok. Bye Fin.

Who's that?

My wife.

That is his wife.

- Yeah his wife. - Shut up Baz.

Already everybody, listen up. I'm closing the restaurant.

Storm is coming and it's coming fast. Get home safe everybody.

Don't forget taco Tuesdays.

George, you got to get out of here.

What's going on?

If I don't secure the bar, I'm going to loose everything.

Come on George, George wake up.