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HAWAIIAN! YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!

UH, I DIDN'T. IT'S FOR MY DATE WITH BECKY!

BUT SHE'S IN FLORIDA.

WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO, MASH IT THROUGH THE SCREEN?

I ORDERED A PIZZA TO HER HOUSE TOO.

NOW, BUZZ OFF!

FINE.

WELCOME TO CHEZ TORRES, MADAME.

OH, ADAM, WHAT'S THE SPECIAL OCCASION?

JUST SPICING UP OUR NIGHTLY FACETIME DATE.

I THOUGHT I'D SURPRISE YOU WITH-

HEY, BECKS!

HEY! GOOD CALL ON THE 'ZA!

ADAM!

THAT'S HOW THEY DELIVER PIZZA IN FLORIDA?

NO, SILLY, THAT'S TODD!

HEY, MAN!

I RAN INTO THE PIZZA GUY OUTSIDE.

HE'S HERE TO PICK ME UP FOR CHURCH GROUP.

IT'S ON HIS YACHT!

BUT WE FACETIME EVERY NIGHT.

SORRY, I MUST'VE FORGOTTEN TO MENTION IT,

BUT I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU.

WE'LL DO THREE HOURS TOMORROW!

KISSES!

DON'T WORRY, MAN, I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER.

NOW CAN I HAVE A SLICE?

COME ON, TODD GOT ONE!

WHO THE HELL IS TODD?!

I THINK THAT'S THE GUY STEALING YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

(WHISTLE BLOWS, CAR HORNS HONK)

YOU ARE NOT SKIPPING CLASS AGAIN!

I TOLD YOU, I'M SICK.

OH YEAH? WHAT'RE YOUR SYMPTOMS?

UM, FEVER...

RUNNY NOSE...

I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE AN ACTOR.

FINE, I'M NOT SICK.

I JUST CAN'T STAND TO WATCH MILES FRENCH ZOE

ALL OVER FRENCH SCHOOL, ANYMORE!

THEY GROSS ME OUT TOO,

BUT YOU CAN'T LET THIS RUIN THIS WHOLE TRIP!

WELL, THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY!

'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T FIND LOVE

JUST TO HAVE IT SNATCHED AWAY FROM YOU

BY SOME "WEST DRIVE" HUSSY!

SORRY, JUST FOUR DAYS AGO

YOU WERE LIKE HER BIGGEST FAN.

YEAH, AND NOW SHE'S DEAD TO ME.

FINIT.

COME ON. JUST COME, FOR ME.

IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE GONNA MAKE OUT IN CLASS.

YOU WANT SYMPTOMS?

I'M GONNA BARF.

TRISTAN!

WINSTON,

YOU NEED TO TALK TO MILES FOR ME.

ORIGINAL.

GETTING THE BEST FRIEND TO REVEAL YOUR CRUSH.

W-WHAT?!

NO! IT'S THE PDA WITH ZOE.

AND YOU WANT ME TO...?

TELL HIM TO STOP!

YEAH...

ASK MILES TO STOP DOING SOMETHING

AND HE GOES TWICE AS HARD.

SO UNLESS YOU WANNA WALK IN HERE

AND FIND A MATTRESS-

EW!

THERE'S GOTTA BE A WAY.

AUJOURD'HUI, IL SERA QUESTION DE CRIME ET DE CHATIMENT.

AU DIX-NEUVIEME SIECLE,

LE PILORI ETAIT UNE FORME D'EMBARRASSEMENT PUBLIC

POUR ARRETER DES CRIMES MESQUINS.

I'M PRETTY SURE

PUBLIC EMBARRASSMENT'S ILLEGAL NOW.

NICE TRY, THOUGH.

WHAT?!

ADAM, MY FIRE WON'T STAND UP.

NO PROBLEM, BUD.

"BEST NIGHT EVER?!"

YEAH, WITH MY GIRLFRIEND!

THAT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND?

PRETTY!

I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND TOO! MADISON.

DON'T EVER LET HER GO TO FLORIDA.

WHO'S THAT GUY?

THAT'S A PIZZA STEALER NAMED TODD.

I HOPE MADISON NEVER FINDS A TODD.

ME TOO, COLTON, ME TOO.

OKAY, SO,

THE TRICK IS GETTING THE FIRST TWO

TO STAND ON THEIR OWN.

YOU TRY.

MORE PICTURES?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

HEY, COLTON, DOES IT LOOK LIKE HE'S TOU-

COLTON?

IMOGEN, WHERE'S COLTON?

YOU LOST A CAMPER?

I'LL GO FIND HIM.

COLTON!

COLTON!

CHEMO DONE FOR THE DAY, HOSPITAL FOOD CHOKED DOWN,

I'M READY, TELL ME ALL ABOUT LEO.

HE IS... PRETTY GOOD.

"PRETTY GOOD?"

YOU PRACTICALLY FLOATED IN HERE

AFTER YOUR DATE LAST NIGHT.

FOR YOU, NOT FROM ME!

LEO!

"CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

LET ME MAKE YOU DINNER TONIGHT. LEO."

OH NO, THE CUTE FRENCH GUY WHO WORKS AT A CAFE

WANTS TO COOK YOU A ROMANTIC FRENCH DINNER!

WORRIED ABOUT ALL THE CREAM SAUCES?

THEY'RE FATTENING.

NO, IT'S NOT DINNER I'M WORRIED ABOUT.

IT'S... DESSERT.

OH.

YOU'RE NOT READY?

NO, I'M TOO READY! I REALLY LIKE LEO,

I JUST DON'T WANNA RUSH THINGS, YOU KNOW?

JUST TELL HIM YOU'D RATHER DO

SOMETHING ELSE ON YOUR DATE.

YEAH, BUT I TRIED THAT ALREADY.

WITH DAVE... AND WITH DREW...

AND WITH...JOHNNY,

AND THAT DIDN'T REALLY WORK OUT TOO WELL.

JEEZ, WHY DON'T YOU JUST STRAP ON A CHASTITY BELT?!

YOU GOT ONE?

COLTON?

OH! COLTON, THIS ISN'T FUNNY!

COLTON!

HEY, BABY BRO! SHOULDN'T YOU BE WITH YOUR CAMPERS?

I LOST ONE.

COLTON, HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?

SORRY, WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU LOST HIM?!

HE'S NOT A WALLET!

HE COULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN FAR.

I ONLY CHECKED HASTYGRAM FOR A SEC.

YOU COULDN'T STOP OBSESSING OVER STUPID BECKY

FOR TWO STUPID MINUTES?

CAMPERS COME FIRST, ADAM!

I KNOW! JUST HELP ME FIND HIM!

SIMPSON'S GONNA KILL ME,

THEN I'M GONNA COME BACK FROM THE DEAD

AND I'M GOING TO ZOMBIE KILL YOU.

I KNOW IT SOUNDS AWESOME, ADAM,

BUT TRUST ME, IT'S NOT GOING TO BE!

AAHHHHHHHHHHH!

OH GOD!

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

OH, YOU ARE FAST, LITTLE MAN!

COLTON, ARE YOU OKAY? WHERE'D YOU GO?

I FOUND HIM WITH ANOTHER GROUP.

I WENT TO CHECK

THAT MY GIRLFRIEND DIDN'T FIND A TODD.

I BONKED MY HEAD.

DALLAS, CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE HIM TO THE NURSE?

IT'S OKAY, I GOT IT.

NO, YOU'RE IN THE PENALTY BOX.

THIS ISN'T HOCKEY!

GO TO THE RESOURCE CENTRE AND WAIT THERE

TILL I TALK TO SIMPSON.

IF YOU TELL SIMPSON, I'LL GET FIRED!

WELL, IF I DON'T TELL HIM,

AND COLTON TELLS HIS PARENTS THAT HE ROAMED FREE,

I'LL GET FIRED!

DREW, I CAN'T LOSE THIS JOB.

YOU KNOW WHAT, ADAM? YOU KINDA DESERVE TO!

IT'S THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME

FROM GOING TOTALLY INSANE OVER BECKY.

FINE. I'LL TRY AND CONVINCE SIMPSON

IT WAS JUST AN HONEST MISTAKE.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!

BUT IF HE KEEPS YOU ON,

NO MORE PHONE, NO MORE HASTYGRAM,

AND NO MORE B-WORD, YOU GOT IT?

I GOT IT, I SWEAR.

MAYA, THE CAF HAD FRENCH TOAST AND REGULAR TOAST.

BUT SINCE WE'RE IN FRANCE,

DOESN'T THAT ALSO MAKE IT FRENCH TOAST?

SO WEIRD, RIGHT?

MAYA?

UM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

OH, YOU'RE JUST IN TIME FOR THE SHOW!

YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY A BUCKET?

OKAY, ZOE AND MILES ARE SUCKING FACE OUT FRONT...

I'M GONNA DOUSE THAT FLAME.