Mr. Osomatsu (おそ松さん)

Well, it's actually not that big of a deal.

There's just something I want to say to you guys.

Huh?

Sheeeh! Treasure hunting!

Treasure hunting by yourself is always best!

Me will be the only one getting rich! Me will be the only one who's happy!

Sheh!

So... I've been thinking...

Sheeeh!

Sheeeh!

Sheeeh!

Huh?

Where are we?

What is this place?

What happened?

No idea. I have no idea, but...

We're wearing white robes, right?

Yeah.

We have this triangle thing on our heads, right?

Yeah.

And that's a river, right?

Yeah.

And the dead are going across that river, right?

Yeah...

We're dead, aren't we?

We're dead!

Seriously?!

What's going on? How did this happen?!

I don't remember a thing!

Yeah, but... there's nothing we can do, right?

Today's the last episode.

It's all over today, anyway.

Ah...

I see!

Good point. It's the end, so all that's left is for us to die.

"Mr. Osomatsu in Hell"

No wonder we're dead!

We're so dead!

Done for!

Great work, guys.

Thanks!

Underworld! Underworld, Underworld!

Underworld! Underworld, Underworld!

Underworld! Underworld, Underworld!

Underworld! Underworld, Underworld!

Underworld! Underworld, Underworld!

What's wrong?

Underworld... Underworld, Underworld!

I just...

Underworld... Underworld, Underworld!

have a feeling I've forgotten something really important.

Something important?

Oh, yeah. You were about to say something right before we died...

What was it?

I can't shake the feeling that I was supposed to tell you guys something.

Um...

I didn't hang out with you guys much, but rest in peace.

Dekapan!

Are those supposed to be your funeral clothes?

They are.

So...

What's this really important thing?

Hey!

It looks like we're here.

Welcome, souls of the dead!

Good

This is the room of judgment, where we will decide

Bad

whether you'll go to Heaven

or get thrown into Hell!

Yup. Got it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold it!

This is the one who'll decide where you go.

The great King Enma!

Chairman

Huh?

Wait, what?!

Huh?

That's Hijirisawa Shonosuke, isn't it?

Yup.

What's going on?

I'm King Enma.

Huh?

I'm Enma.

Huh?!

I've been keepin' an eye on your daily lives for the sake of this day,

observin' to see if y'all were good or bad.

But in reality...

I'm King Enma.

What?!

You are?!

That startled me!

Okay, I'm gonna judge y'all now.

And to Hell y'all go.

Wait! That was too fast!

To Hell

That's dangerous! The hell are you doing, Enma?!

Enma, you jerk!

What the hell?!

Don't mess with us!

On March 26th, the six of them unfortunately passed on.

Their lifelong career as NEETs was cut all too short,

and they were headed toward recovery, so this is truly tragic.

They were all wonderful people, and I only have great memories.

For example...

Uh... For example...

Huh?

Huh?

Why are we being sent to Hell?!

Yeah, yeah!

Well, ya ain't goin' to Heaven! Why would you?

There're plenty of reasons! We've done so many good things!

Yeah, yeah!

Fer example?

For example?

For example, you know...

Totty.

Hmm?

Tell the man.

What?!

Well, y-you know... For example...

Like helping people out?

Also, we may or may not have treated our parents well...

I think I've heard rumors of such.

Couldja be more specific?

Specific? Well, Jyushimatsu-niisan can tell you all about that.

Huh?!

Uh... Well, anyway, we lived lives worthy of an eternity in Heaven.

Like, how so?

How so, Ichimatsu-niisan?

Huh?! I'm sure Choromatsu-niisan will tell you.

Good

Wait, wait, wait, wait! You tell him, Karamatsu-niisan.

Bad

Wow! Tell him, Osomatsu.

Huh?! No, you guys tell him!

We've done lots of good things!

For example?

Huh?! For example... What did we do again?

It just so happens I can't remember.

Yeah, funny story...

Yup.

Y'all done?

Wait!

You've got it all wrong! I mean, yeah, these bastards are bound for Hell,

but I deserve to go to Heaven.

Huh?!

I mean, I'm so earnest, and I work so hard!

So I get to go to Heaven, right?

It's me who should go to Heaven!

Why is someone as cool and kind as me going to Hell?

Wake up.

You wake up!

I'm the only one who deserves to go to Heaven,

because I'm the only one who acknowledges I'm trash.

I'm humble, reserved... I'm a really good person.

How?!

King Enma! I don't think I deserve Heaven at all!

Yeah, I think it might take a little longer... Huh? There's a huge line?

Because I'm a terrible person! I regret everything I've done, so...

Yeah, sorry about that.

Would you stop with that ploy?!

I should go to Heaven!

Because I'm the funniest and the most popular! Thanks!

Shut up!

Boeh!

Just hurry up and send me to Heaven!

These guys deserve Hell. Because...

That's just the man I am.

The hell are you talking about?!

Brother! Hurry up and go to Hell!

No, you're going to Hell!

You shitty NEET!

You're a shitty NEET, too!

Hey!

So, what'd y'all decide?

Point to the person y'all think should go to Hell when I say so.

Here we go. Ready, and...

And done.

To Hell

Have a nice time in Hell!

Hey! What're you doing?!

Matsuno Family Funeral

You guys...

Wait!

What? You're taking them in that truck?

We couldn't afford anything else.

But this is more than enough for our idiots, anyway.

Probably.

Well, see you later.

Be careful.

We'll catch up with you later.

Bye-bye, jo.

Chibita-kun?

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

Ow! It hurts! It hurts!

The hell are you doing?!

Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!

Hot! Hot!

Hot, hot!