Robot Chicken

>> IT'S ALIVE!

>> IT'S ALIVE!

>> IT'S ALIVE!

>> OH, NO, GOT AN EYELASH!

UGH!

OH, MAN, IT'S IN MY EYE!

UGH!

OH, IT HURTS LIKE HELL!

I CAN'T GET IT -- UH-OH.

YEAH, THAT'S STUCK IN THERE.

>> OH, I'M SORRY, OFFICER.

DID I DO SOMETHING WRO--

>>

>> WAY TO GO, CHAMP!

THAT WAS A GREAT SHOT!

>> COME ON, SON!

ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?!

YOU GOT TO GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!

>> I DON'T KNOW.

SEEMS LIKE CHEATIN'.

>> WELL, SHOULD WE THROW IT BACK?

>> LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU COME UP WITH, FELLAS!

>> THANK YOU, MY LIBERTARIAN FRIENDS, FOR MAKING US YOUR

NOMINEES FOR PRESIDENT AND VICE PRESIDENT OF THE

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

>> 1984 IS THE YEAR OF THE LIBERTARIAN PARTY!

WE WILL BE CHAMPIONS!

>> YES, UNFORTUNATELY, THE ROCK BAND QUEEN WON'T LET US PLAY

THEIR HIT "WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS," BUT ENJOY THIS

SOUNDALIKE, WHICH WE WILL PLAY IN THE WHITE HOUSE!

>> FOUR YEARS AGO, I SAID WE WOULD BE CHAMPIONS!

HOW WRONG I WAS.

RONALD REAGAN SOUNDLY BEAT US.

>> IN FACT, WE RECEIVED LESS THAN 1% OF 1% OF THE VOTE.

>> BUT IT IS 1988, AND THE COUNTRY NEEDS TO COME TOGETHER

LIKE A FAMILY!

>> WE ARE FAMILY!

WE ARE FAMILY!

>> DON'T WORRY, SISTER SLEDGE.

THIS IS NOT YOUR COPYRIGHT-PROTECTED MUSICAL HIT

"WE ARE FAMILY."

IT'S SOMETHING BETTER.

>> FOUR YEARS AGO, WE ASKED AMERICA TO JOIN OUR FAMILY.

AMERICA SAID NO.

>> SO WE DECIDED TO MAKE LOVING FAMILIES OF OUR OWN.

WHO ELSE WANTS TO GET ON BOARD THE LOVE TRAIN?!

>> SADLY, THE O'JAYS WON'T LET US USE THEIR HIT SONG

"LOVE TRAIN."

>> EVEN THOUGH IT EXPRESSES EVERY POLITICAL IDEAL WE STAND

FOR.

>> NEXT STOP, THE WHITE HOUSE!

>> TOOT TOOT!

ALL ABOARD!

VOTER CHOSE TO BOARD THE FRIENDSHIP CHOO-CHOO.

WORSE, DESPITE USING THE SOUNDALIKE, THE O'JAYS STILL

SUED US.

>> AND DURING THE 16-YEAR LEGAL BATTLE, UNSAVORY PRIVATE MATTERS

WERE REVEALED, RESULTING IN THE SPECTACULAR IN-COURT SUICIDE OF

MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE, JEANETTE.

>> MY WIFE, SARAH, ALSO COMMITTED SUICIDE.

BUT, UH, THAT WAS UNRELATED TO THE TRIAL.

>> THESE TRAGEDIES TAUGHT US THAT LIFE, LIKE VOTING FOR A

THIRD PARTY, ARE ULTIMATELY MEANINGLESS.

>> SO I-IN THE END, ALL WE, THE LIBERTARIAN PARTY, ARE IS DUST

IN THE WIND!

>> DUT! DUT! DUT! DUT! DUT!

>> I MEAN, ALL OF US IS AIRBORNE MINI DIRT.

>> AIRBORNE MINI DIRT, Y'ALL!

>> SO, AS YOU CAN SEE, THE SQUARE ROOT OF NEGATIVE ONE IS

THE IMAGINARY NUMBER "I."

>> I DON'T GET IT.

OH, NOW I GE-- >>

>> CLARK! IT'S ME -- LOIS!

OH, MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

>> GIVE ME YOUR BOOBS.

>> UGH!

>> THEY'RE IN YOUR HEAD IF YOU LOOK INSIDE OF THE MICROSCOPE OR

ACUTES IF YOU'RE BOUND TO FIND THEM, 'CAUSE THEY'RE SO

PREVALENT.

I'M MADE OF CHOCOLATE!

>> OH, WHILLIKERS, MR. KENT!

YOU LOOK AWFUL!

LET'S GET YOU HOME.

>> YOU BETTER DRINK UP, FISHES,

'CAUSE YOU NEED TO BE DRINKING!

>> UH-OH, LOOKS LIKE CLARK WAS EXPOSED TO SOME RED KRYPTONITE.

I BETTER -- HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

OH, HEY, THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN.

SAY, WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO WITH YOUR REGULAR CLOTHES WHEN YOU

TURN SUPER?

>> MINE DISAPPEAR WHEN I SPIN AROUND.

>> MINE JUST GO INTO MY RING.

>> UH, I DON'T KNOW.

I JUST DROP MINE IN THE STREET, I GUESS.

I'M SAVING LIVES!

>> HMM.

I THOUGHT SO.

>> EW!

>> THE LEADER OF THE BAND!

>> HIS BLOOD RUNS THROUGH MY INSTRUMENTS!

>> THIS IS BORING!

>> BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE!

WAIT TILL YOU TRY THE LATEST WII FIT GAME, "HUMPING ROBOT."

>> WOW!

AWESOME!

>> CAN I PLAY?

>> SURE!

>> IT'S FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY.

>> AAH!

I WANT TO PLAY.

>> "HUMPING ROBOT" FOR WII FIT.

GET YOUR COPY TODAY.

REPETITIVE STRESS DISORDER MAY LEAD TO TOTAL FAILURE OF THE

PELVIS.

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