Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

"DR. HORRIBLE'S SING-ALONG BLOG"

"ACT ONE"

So thats, you know, coming along.

I'm working with a vocal coach,

strengthening the...

Lotta guys ignore the laugh.

And thats about standards.

I mean, if you're gonna get into the Evil League of Evil,

you have to have a memorable laugh.

What, do you think Bad Horse didn't work on his whinny?

His terrible death-whinny...

No response, BTW, from the League yet,

but my application is strong this year.

A letter of condemnation from the Deputy Mayor.

Thats gotta have some weight,

so...

fingers crossed.

Emails.

"2sly4u" writes:

"Hey, genius--"

Wow, sarcasm! Thats original.

"Where are the gold bars you were supposed to

"pull out of that bank vault with your Transmatter Ray?

Obviously it failed or it would be in the papers."

Well, no,

they're not gonna say anything in the press.

But, behold.

Transported from there...

to here.

The molecules tend to

shift during the transmatter,

uh, event.

But...

they were transported in bar form

and they clearly were--

And by the way, its not about making money,

its about taking money.

Destroying the status quo,

because the status is not quo.

This world is a mess and I just...

need to rule it.

I'm gonna--

Smells like cumin.

So Transmatter is 75%

and more importantly,

the Freeze Ray is almost up.

This is the one.

Stops time. Freeze Ray.

Tell your friends.

We have...Oh.

Heres one from our good friend Johnny Snow:

"Dr. Horrible,

"l see you are once again afraid to do battle

"with your nemesis.

I waited at Dooley Park for 45 minutes."

Okay. Dude.

You're not my nemesis.

My nemesis... is Captain Hammer.

Captain Hammer, corporate tool.

Dislocated my shoulder...

again, last week.

Look, I'm just trying to change the world, okay?

I don't have time for a grudge match

with every poser in a parka.

Besides, theres kids in that park.

So...

Heres one from "DeadNotSleeping":

"Long time watcher, first time writing--"

blah, blah, blah, blah--

"You always say in your blog

"that you will show her the way.

"Show her you are a true villain.

"Who is 'her'

and...does she even know that you're..."

Laundry day

See you there

Underthings

Tumbling

Wanna say

Love your hair

Here I go

Mumbling

With my Freeze Ray, I will stop

The world

With my Freeze Ray, I will

Find the time to find the words to

Tell you how

How you make

Make me feel

Whats the phrase?

Like a fool

Kinda sick

Special needs

Anyways

With my Freeze Ray I will stop

The pain

lts not a Death Ray or an lce Beam

Thats all Johnny Snow

I just think you need time to know

That I'm the guy to make it real

The feelings you don't dare to feel

I'll bend the world to our will

And we'll make time stand still

Thats the plan

Rule the world

You and me

Any day

Love your hair

- What? - No.

I--l-- I love the...air.

Anyway

With my Freeze Ray I will stop--

Hey, Doc.

Moist! My evil, moisture buddy.

Whats going on?

Life a' crime. Got your mail.

Hey, didn't you, uh--

didn't you go on a date last night?

Conflict Diamond told me you were doubling

with Bait and Switch.

Yeah.

Yeah?

It was all right.

I kinda thought I was supposed to end up with Bait,

- but... - I hear ya.

I saw Penny today.

You talk to her?

So close.

I'm just a few weeks away

from a real, audible connection.

I'm-- I'm gonna ask--

Oh, my God.

Is that from the League?

Its from him. Thats his seal, isn't it?

The-- the leader? Oh, my God.

I got a letter from Bad Horse.

Thats so hardcore. Bad Horse is legend.

He rules the League with an iron hoof.

Are you sure you wanna---

- Bad Horse - Bad Horse

- Bad Horse - Bad Horse

He rides across the nation

The thoroughbred of sin

He got the application that you just sent in

It needs evaluation, so let the games begin

A heinous crime, A show of force

A murder would be nice of course

Bad Horse, Bad Horse

Bad Horse, hes bad

The Evil League of Evil is watching so beware

The grade that you receive will be your last we swear

So make the Bad Horse gleeful

Or he'll make you his mare

You're saddled up, theres no recourse

- lts - "Hi-Yo, Silver!"

Signed Bad Horse

Its not a "no."

Are you kidding?

This is great!

I am about to pull a major heist.

You know the wonderflonium that I need for the Freeze Ray?

Its being transported tomorrow.

Armored car?

Courier van.

Candy from a baby.

You need anything dampened or made soggy?

Thanks, but...

the League is watching.

I gotta go this alone.

Will you lend a caring hand

To shelter those who need it?

Only have to sign your name

Don't even have to read it

Would you help

NoHow about you?

"HORRIBLE VAN REMOTE" "CONNECTED"

Will you lend a caring--

- Aah! - Oh!

Aah. Ahh. Hah.

What?

Um, l--l-- I was wondering if I could just...

Hey. I know you.

Hello.

You know meCool.

I mean...yeah, you do. Do you?

From the Laundromat.

Wednesdays and Saturdays.

Except twice last month you skipped the weekend.

Or, if that was you. It could have been someone else.

I mean, I've seen you.

- Billy, is my name. - I'm Penny.

What are you doing?

Um, texting.

Its very important or I would stop.

What are you doing?

Actually, I'm out here volunteering

for The Caring Hands Homeless Shelter.

Can you spare a minute?

Um...okay, go.

Okay.