The Wise Kids

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

It's not the Olympic torch, Ryan.

Slow it down a little bit.

It's lighter than the original is all.

The orig... Oh, the one Jesus used?

Well, let's pretend it's not.

OK, OK...

Can you maybe gimme a little more than that?

- Oh, yeah? - Yeah, it's gotta be real.

You gotta be real... Fierce. Real fierce.

Good.

OK, let's lift him up.

Careful, careful...

Careful...

Yeah...

- Um, whoa. - Are you OK?

- You OK? - Yeah.

OK.

Uh, yeah, we should... we should fix this.

All right, so you have the address?

Yep, that's it.

And we'll have cash for you.

Thank you, sweetheart.

Oh, wait, you have the veggie pizza, right?

OK, yes, thank you, I'm sorry.

All right, bye bye.

Dad's makin' an E-vite and everything.

That's too cute.

Are you gonna invite Amanda?

- Who? - Amanda, from school.

I thought you liked her.

Um, as a friend.

We've gotta find you a woman.

It's just gettin' so good.

It's just gonna be so good, Austin.

That should do it.

Thanks, Harry. That's nice.

That was crazy, huh?

So, are we still having ladies meeting at the same time next week?

We actually moved it, um, to Wednesday.

Instead of 7:30, it'll be 8.

- OK. - If that's OK.

Hmm... Uh...

Where's Ryan?

Oh, shoot.

Tim, do you mind getting on the cross?

- Awesome. - Yep.

So, yeah, just...

Like this?

Uh, yeah...

I guess it... works.

So, that's probably long enough, right?

Uh...

Yeah...

Yeah, let's get you down.

Yeah.

Hey, guys...

Brea, did you wanna work on our duet later?

- Sure. - Cool.

Dear Heavenly Father, It's such an amazing pleasure and an amazing honor

to be worshipping Your name through song and dramatic art.

We ask that You bless this pageant so that others

might see You and want to know You more.

And we ask that You bless the food we're about to eat

to the nourishment of our bodies so that we might better serve

Your awesome, incredible, amazing name.

In Your awesome, holy, amazing, awesome, awesome name, we pray, Amen.

Amen.

So, what are the college plans, guys?

Brea and I are going to Weatherford.

I mean, we applied.

But we'll get in, it's not like it's hard.

Thanks.

Fabulous school. Very Christ-centered.

Tim's goin' to New York. He already got in.

Wait, what?

Yeah, I got into the New School.

It has a pretty great film program, so...

I have family in New Jersey. You should look them up...

At your own risk.

That's a bit far away, don't you think?

Well, I mean... From where, you know?

What about Savannah?

Doesn't Savannah have a good film program?

Hey there, thespians! How we doin' today?

Hey there.

Hey, I know there's a lot of youth here,

and I just wanna introduce you guys to a couple folks.

This is Dylan All and his lovely wife Erin.

Dylan's up for consideration for Youth Minister,

so we're gonna be doin' kind of a trial period for him

over the next couple of weeks, and we're gonna see how

everything works out, and everybody gels and whatnot.

You're gonna do Sunday School with him on Sunday,

and he's gonna be around for this glorious pageant that Austin is creating for us.

It's just gonna be an all-around great time.

Woo hoo!

I like your style.

All right, now y'all go back to eatin'.

Brea, can I see you for a sec?

I need you to pick up your brother and Haley at the mall.

Are they on a date?

Can you do that for me? I need to make a visit.

Where are your keys?

I've just been praying so hard that God would send us the right man for the job...

- So, New York? - Yeah.

Gonna need someone, you know, like really cool and on fire for God.

- We are very cool, so... - Dylan.

So sorry to interrupt, I just had to introduce myself.

I'm Elizabeth, I'm Austin's wife.

I lead the Women's Ministry here, so... Elizabeth's awesome at everything.

Thank you.

Nice to meet you.

It's such a pleasure to have you here.

Thank you, very much.

There they are.

Hey y'all.

So Josh... Brea says you're thinking about following in your Dad's footsteps.

Uh, maybe... yeah.

I think I'd be a pretty good preacher.

- Is he gay? - Shhhh.

No.

- Was that loud? - Yeah.

Did you ever think about, like... what we'd believe,

if our parents believed different things?

Yeah, I guess I see what you mean.

Oh, she's comin'.

Oh, good, good.

I mean...

They could have taught us anything,

and... we would have believed it.

I don't know.

I think I pretty much believe it on my own.

Really?

Yeah, I think so.

Hmm.

Oh, wait. Check this out.

Boo!!!

Laura, honey, are you excited about Weatherford?

Yes, ma'am.

Y'all are gonna have a blast.

So, are you really, like... you know...

Um... I think so.

How do you feel about that?

Well, I double checked, and it's definitely wrong.

OK.

I can send you the verses if you want.

Sure.

Hey, you know...

I'm gonna work this out, OK?

I mean, this is...

I'm still totally a believer in Christ.

I'm still definitely a Christian,

and I wanna do what God wants, I do. I really want to.

I've just gotta, like, pray about it and stuff.

It's like, a thing you work out.

It's gonna be OK.

I... I hope you'll get help.

I think you should.

'Cause you can't be both. That's like...

That's like, a paradox.

Well, that went well.

Don't worry about it.

She's tryin' to...

Night.

Night, Laura!

Night.

Are you really OK with this?

Um...

I will e-mail you the verses.

Is everybody sleepin'?

Keri's at a movie.

- Oh, what movie? - Somethin' stupid.

How was your day?

What?

How... was... your... day?

Oh...

I'm gonna watch a movie and go to sleep.

You can watch it in here, I'm not watchin' this.

No.

You're not watchin' it either, Brad.

I don't think you'd like this one, Dad.

- No. - It's got subtitles.

No.

Night.

Say your prayers.

Night, Brad.

Later.

- Hello. - Hello.

Welcome to the piano.

Play me a song.

Huh?

Play a song for me.

Play you a song... OK, here we go.

No...

Originate it.

I have to practice.

Originate me a song.

Well, I don't know, um...

I'm not feeling it...