Victoria Day

Give it up!

Give it up!

Hey, Spektor, can I ask you something?

Just out of curiosity, man

how open do I got to be to get you to pass the puck?

'‘Cause, honestly, man

I don'’t think I've ever been that fuckin' open

in my entire life.

You'’re such a stupid prick, Chapman.

Chapman, go sit your ass down.

So why is it every time I come in here

I get the feeling like you'’re starting some fucking thing?

I don'’t know, Coach.

But I'’m, like, hurt you feel like that.

Ben, great game.

Fantastic game.

Thanks.

That second goal, you were just like Gretzky.

You know, you kids keep it up,

you'’ll fly through the first round.

Yeah, I hope so.

Don'’t you think so, Jordan?

Oh yeah, Dad.

Ben'’s a great hockey player.

The rest of us, we really do look up to him.

Hey, didn'’t you have another stick?

Oops.

Right, as always.

Okay, I'’ll catch up with you guys in the car.

Let'’s go.

Pa, your massage table'’s in here.

Four-three.

I did okay.

Two goals and an assist.

I don'’t know. Twelve o'clock.

Eight.

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

What do you mean by ?

Drugs, sex, hot dogs?

Sammy: Shotgun!

Oh, you'’re dead.

Open the door!

Singing to Dylan song on radio: People carry roses

And make promises by the hours

My love she laughs like the flowers

Valentines can't buy her

Sammy: Fuck, I love this shit.

Hey man, what are the odds?

Yo, Alex. You know Ben, right?

Yeah, sure, man.

You'’re the dude on Jordan's team that can actually fucking play.

Listen, man, we'’re kind of in a situation here.

Over the difference of, like, five bucks.

So, uh...

You want me to give you five bucks so you can buy drugs?

Okay. First, man, I'’m not asking for a donation.

I'’m just asking for a loan.

It'’s not like I'm not going to pay you back.

And second, it'’s not going towards drugs.

It'’s going towards good drugs.

What are you, my father?

Shit!

Man, I told you he wouldn'’t do it.

Just shut up, man.

Don'’t be such an asshole.

It'’s five bucks.

Go fuck yourself.

You'’re the man.

I'’ll pay you back at practice.

Ben: Hey.

Dude, if I get black, you can'’t get black.

What? You'’re going to be the only guy in Toronto with black?

Come on. Just this once, try to have a mind of your own.

Eat me! I want black, I'’m getting black.

I'’m going to take this.

Oh come on, dude!

Not you, too. You don'’t even like black.

I'’m just looking. I'’m getting that one.

Thank you.

See, Noah, why can'’t you be more like Ben?

'‘Cause I want to be just like you.

Yo, man, can I put this in your bag?

Hurry up!

Let'’s go, dickweed.

Bob Dylan singing over P.A.: Don't need a shot of turpentine

Only bring me to my knees

Don't need a shot of codeine

To help me to repent

Good morning, Mrs.MacTeer.

Hurry up or she'’ll start without you.

Ben: Sorry.

Ben, I think it'’s my turn.

I know it totally is.

But I was just hoping you'’d let me go

and then you can take it the next two times.

I already cued up my tape.

You can take the next three times.

Please. Please. Please.

It'’s just because of the concert last night.

Are you even cued up?

You'’re the best.

It'’ll be just a second.

We have to get started.

Okay. Ready.

All right, you read the yellow parts, okay?

All right.

Good morning.

This is NSFM for Monday, May 20th.

Ben over P.A.: The United Way congratulates all the staff and students

of Newtonbrook Secondary

on our successful fashion show fundraising.

The final tally is in

and this year'’s fashion show

contributed over $2,400 to United Way.

Special thanks goes to Myrna Sable

who put the show together

and made it the most successful Newtonbrook fashion show ever.

Way to go, Myrna.

A reminder to all the members of the Computer Gaming Club,

the Multicultural Club, the Environmental Society

and the Volleyball Team.

You'’ll be meeting at your usual times, in your usual places

after school today.

And this song is dedicated

to everybody who went to the show last night

and everyone else who wishes they did.

Didn'’t you play this last time?

Yeah, yeah.

Probably the time before, too.

You know he wrote some other songs.

I could lend you a tape.

That'’s all right.

I'’m kind of into this one right now.

Listen to it at home.

I do.

Bob Dylan singing: ...and it is time for me to slide

I live in another world

where life and death are memorized

Where the earth is strung with lovers' pearls

And all I see are dark eyes

Dude!

Any time you'’re ready, you can kick it back.

No big hurry.

I understand you'’re busy with some important staring and all.

I wasn'’t staring at anything, man.

Noah, was he staring?

Yeah, he was staring.

Ben, I really hope you'’re not stalking that girl.

I mean, she'’s only fifteen.

And she'’s also Chapman'’s sister.

Ack! If you married her you'’d have Chapman as a relative.

You'’d have kids that look like Chapman.

All right. Are you finished?

Noah, are you finished?

I'’m never finished.

Oh! Check that out for eye-foot coordination.

Yeah, you'’re really gifted, Noah.

Dude, there'’s a field party near Northview tonight.

I can'’t, man.

I got hockey practice.

Oh, come on, skip it.

Are you kidding? We'’re in the playoffs.

Dude! I tit-fucked a girl there two weeks ago.

I saw that girl.

Go to practice.

Did I say she was hot, Noah,

you fucking jerk-off artist?

I just presented the facts.

I mean, my dick, her tits... sexual satisfaction.

So what do you say?

Hockey practice.

Hey, Cayla.

There'’s a field party tonight near Northview.

Would you like to come?

Tonight?

Yeah.

Tons of people will be there.

You know, before exams.

Should be cool.

What time?

Come at nine.

You need a lift? '‘Cause Ben'’s driving.

No, it'’s okay.

I like to ride my bike.

Cool.

Did any of you guys see my brother at the show last night?

No.

Noah: I don'’t think so.

No. Why?

Just wondering.

So you still got hockey practice?

Fuck you, Sammy.

Noah, what did he say? "Fuck you" or "thank you"?

I can'’t be there before 10 o'’clock, okay?

Naw, that'’s okay. I'’m in no hurry.

Come by my place first. That way I can drink.

Pick it up!

Coach: Bring it in, boys! Let'’s go!