Strapped

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The light is somewhere here.

Shit! God...it's so dark.

So dead in here.

How about some music?

I could..

What kinda music you like?

Something mellow?

You can take your coat off...if you..want.

You're so wet.

So am I...I guess.

I'll just take it to the other room.

Ahem..is wine ok?

Wine's great.

Wait.

Here.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Is this music OK? If you don't like it I could...

I've never danced with another man before.

Have you ever been with a guy before?

Yeah.

Once.

When I was a teenager.

Gosh..it was...

What?

We had sex in his basement.

A friend of mine. Alexander.

My best friend really.

We were.....fifteen?

Sixteen.

He said that I was in love with him.

So I said so. Straight into his face.

"I love you"

What happened?

He beat the crap out of me.

I remember..he was swinging away calling me

"petaras..petaras"

Fucking gay...fucking gay. Fucking gay.

Never saw him after that.

He moved away.

My first guy was my uncle.

Uncle Charlie.

Uncle Charlie?

He was my dad's drinkin' buddy. We called him uncle Charlie.

What happened?

Well, one night he came into my room and fucked me.

How old were you?

12.

Did your..did your dad find out?

Oh yeah.

What did he do?

He pulled a knife and then he charged him.

You mean like..stabbed him?

No..no...he charged him...20 bucks.

- No! - Yeah.

He said if anyone was gonna fuck his boy he may as well make money off of it.

Figured I was ruined anyay.

- Jesus! - Um hmm.

And uncle Charlie he had a lot of friends too so...

You mean your dad pimped you out?

Pretty much.

Wow.

So...

are you relaxed now?

Yeah. Yeah.

Do you like me?

Yes. Yes I do.

So...when are we gonna fuck?

This ok?

It hurts.

You want me to stop?

No. It's good. Just..just go slow.

You like that?

Yeah.

Tell me you like it.

I like it.

Tell me to fuck you.

- Say fuck me. - Fuck me.

Say fuck me!

Fuck me. Fuck me.

Oh god.

- Yeah? - Oh yeah.

You gonna cum?

Yeah.

- You gonna cum? - Yeah.

Good?

Yeah.

Good!

I came with..without touching myself.

I know. It's hot.

How'd ya do it?

Magic.

I'd tell ya but I'd have tah kill ya.

You never told me your name.

Yeah I did.

Well, maybe I forgot it then.

It's Alex.

Get the fuck outta here.

That's my name.

That was my friend's name.

You mean the one that..beat you up when you said you love him?

Yeah.

Is your name really Alex?

Is your name really John?

Nope.

It's Georgy.

In Russia I was Georgy.

But, now in America I'm John.

Was that just a story about your father?

How do ya feel?

I feel free.

Free?

Yeah.

Nice.

Yeah.

Yeah.

...all this fuckin shit. Like your fuckin' pig.

Eddie!?

Oh my god it is you.

What's up homo?

Come here...give us kisses.

You bitch. In the building..not even gonna say hi.

That's ok. I forgive you.

Let me look at you.

Damn girl.

Oh my god. You...you..you have to come inside.

You rememeber Jacob that skinny queer I told you all about?

I showed her your picture she was so into you.

He's in my place right now with some friends. We're having a little . Hmm?

Eddie! It's me! It's Leon.

Don't you even pretend you don't know.. I'll

never speak to you again. You'll break my heart.

LEON! Oh my god.

I know. Right?!

What's happenin' girl how long has it been?

Oh, I don't know. Don't embarass me about time.

Come inside I've got blow.

Blow blow for the ho ho.

- I don't know. - Come on I'll adore you and bask in your fabulousness.

I don't know. It's kinda late.

What ya got school tomorrow bitch?

Ohh..I get it. You gotta get yer beauty sleep for teacher. Huh?

You like those nerds with big cocks dontcha you whore.

No seriously, come inside I've missed you.

Come on. Come on.

- Alright. - Yeah?

Yeah.

Here bitch take this. I'm older you gotta do what I say.

Come on sexy bod..movin' down the hall.Yeah.

I'm back..I'm still not talkin' to you. Listen up girls I have a surprise for you.

I brought it with me. You ready? Ta-dah!

It's Eddie. Remember?

I told you about Eddie. I did.

Here..take your coat off..stay awhile.

Here liquor pig drink up. You better finish every last fucking drop cuz I'll be checking.

That's Gary. He's a little writer friend but really just a big lush aren't ya Gary?

Now Eddie you stand right here. Center stage.

This is the Eddie I always talking about, remember?

Hello?

An adult speaking. You don't remember?

Fine. Whatever. Nobody listens to me.

Yeah, you talk too much. How can we?

Oh my god! You're so funny!

Give me some coke, bitch.

If there's any left. Been gone for 4 fuckin' minutes, it's all up your fuckin' holes.

Here Eddie have a toot.

Christ! How the fuck do you guys do this shit?

Eddie, have a toot.

Eddie here gives the best blowjobs fucking anywhere. In the fuckin' universe.

He's got no uvula

Had it removed from some Romanian pimp or some shit.

Deep Throat Eddie.

That's your new name from now on.

Deep

Throat

Eddie!

Have a toot.

But that's not the best part.

Can I tell 'em?

Sure.

Ok, I'm gonna tell 'em.

You're looking at the only son of... wait for it...

Samuel Franklin Dobson, ex-mayor.

Samuel fuckin' Franklin Dobson Isn't that right, Eddie?

And you tell them what you said when you finally found out.

You tell them, you like the story more than me.

Whatever, queen.

So, they come and take him to the big scary mansion, you know?

And little Deep Throat is still in her Go-Go outfit.

And his father's all like... blah, blah, blah! No son of mine!

Mayor talk, mayor talk, mayor talk.

And he offers Deep Throat here like a truck load of money and shit.

A college education, a job.

And all Deep Throat has to do is, you know...

end to this depraved life... of godless butt-fucking. Right?

Well, Eddie here says...

Father, I am as God made me

and to follow you would be a great sin of all.

I know this story!