Undercover Brother 2

In 2003, the BROTHERHOOD, a secret spy agency,

stopped The Man and his racist organization

from bringing down black America.

After blowing up The Man's headquarters and sending him into hiding,

I returned to the hood for some hard-earned R and R. And R and B.

That's me, Undercover Brother.

Super fly, super spy and proud agent of the BROTHERHOOD,

forever ready to kick ass in pursuit of social justice.

- And, oh... - Welcome home, brother.

...other things. Oh, yes.

Undercover Brother

There's a man Got a low-down evil plan

For keeping The brothers down...

Yes, it was good to be back...

And even better to be me.

Hey there, little man.

Oh, uh...

Oh!

Thank you.

Here.

Undercover Brother.

Bank's open.

My man.

On the case Everywhere and anyplace

Yeah, the BROTHERHOOD has got Each other's back

A smart brother knows The facts

Chief's got the deal

Conspiracy brothers Keeping it real

Even Lionel gets In the act

Sistah Girl is fine

She's got the moves To prove it

Show ya how to do it...

Say, brother, let's stop this. I'm running late.

I hear that, brother. Speaking of brothers...

Have you seen my brother, brother?

You mean Lionel? Yeah, he works for me now

cutting bitches down on 116th.

Say what?

Oh geez... Yeah, he been cutting bitches for six months now.

Lady, Marsellus said I gotta cut you

and that's exactly what I'm gonna do.

Marsellus said I gotta cut...

You, and that's

What I'm gonna do

Whoo!

Looking fly, lady.

Oh yeah, that's fresh right there.

That... that's fly, right?

Undercover Brother

Dog grooming?

You couldn't find a more masculine job than dog grooming?

Look, I tried, okay?

But nobody would hire me because of my stupid record.

I'm the playa

Ooh With the ladies

You know they hate To love me

I mean, I thought Hammer pants was really making a comeback. You was wrong.

Lionel, you're a grown man now.

You can't be spending your time being a dog fluffer.

Word.

Yo. I was thinking I could join you,

crime fighting, kicking ass down at the BROTHERHOOD! Hey, hey. Be cool.

It's a secret organization.

Plus, you have to have a particular set of skills.

Bro, bro.

I got mad skills. Check this out.

Hey, hey, hey. I ain't talking about that beatboxing.

Okay, listen, I can kiss a woman temporarily stupid.

Uh-huh. And I can go undercover just like you. Watch.

Top of the morning to you. Do you read the words that are coming out of my mouth?

Stop that. Stop it.

I'm talking about skills that are more subtle.

Dig me? Yeah, yeah. Subtle. Yeah.

It's about your style, the way you carry yourself. Okay.

You got to be... cool.

Man, you don't even know what cool is.

Watch this. Ah, whatcha know 'bout this?

Whatcha know 'bout this?

I'm a petal. I'm a black puppet.

Robot. Work it.

See, man, that's cool, man, that's super cool!

That's what the agency needs! Listen, I got this, bro.

You know, maybe some of this is my fault.

Spending all them years abroad, fighting evil.

Maybe I neglected you.

And after Mom and Dad passed...

Mom and Dad live in Palm Springs.

You know what I mean. No, I don't.

Maybe it's time I trained you.

Yo, word?

Get down on it

Get down on it

Get down on it

Get down on it

Come on and Get down on it

Get down on it

Get down on it

Get down on it

I can't get it out. It's not coming out.

Y'all gonna leave me now?

Let's get out of here and...

Tell me Now how you gonna do it

If you really don't Wanna dance

By standing on the wall

Get off me, sucka!

Get down on it

Come on and Get down on it

If you really want it Get down on it

You gotta feel it Get down on it

Get down on it Get down on it...

Your fly. Thank you, brother.

No, your fly is open.

Undercover Brother.

Oh, hi, Chief.

Yeah, Chief.

I'm sorry, Chief. Yeah, I got it, Chief.

Bye, Chief.

That was the Chief

with a lead on The Man's new hideout.

Vienna, Austria. Just as I suspected.

Oh, word.

Yo, man, our first mission together.

Yo, when do we leave? Lionel...

the BROTHERHOOD is on the frontline on the fight for civil rights

up against the world's greatest forces of evil.

This ain't no middle school dance-off.

Yes, The Man.

He was one cold mother.

And like herpes, he always came back.

Once we defeat the blacks...

We'll go after the other undesirables.

Immigrants, feminists...

homosexuals.

Daddy!

Daddy! Oh, Manson.

How many times have I told you not to interrupt your father while he is scheming?

Sorry. I just wanted to ask...

What? Ice dancing costume.

Chiffon?

Or taffeta? I think they're both very nice.

Thanks, Daddy!

Oh, he's quite a boy.

He's gonna make a fine racist one day.

Hmm... Well, where was I?

Uh, you were talking about going after the homosexuals.

Oh, yes. They're worse than the blacks.

Almost.

Well, it's time for my massage

mit happy ending.

I will see you all later at dinner. White tie, of course.

The Man was masterminding his latest master plan,

to spread evil everywhere, which meant one thing.

It was time for a good old-fashioned beat down,

Undercover Brother style.

Solid.

And after dinner, a classic black and white movie.

With the black turned off, of course.

Gentlemen, there's some hot chocolate there. Help yourselves.

Freeze, you suckers!

Undercover Brother?

How did you find me? Wasn't hard.

Vienna has everything the conquer-happy white man loves the most.

Skiing, mountain climbing, those little tiny sausages.

You're forgetting the best thing of all.

None of you people are here!

Until now.

I had The Man right where I wanted him.

Until...

Make that a double!

Goddamn it Lionel, what the hell are you doing here?

I'm here to help you. That's what you call it?

Yeah, this is helping. Helping me? No, no!

Your ass is supposed to back helping at the hood. What did I tell you?

What did... Hold on.

Is that hot chocolate I smell?

It is hot chocolate I smell, man.

Mmm-mmm.

Ugh! People, that's wrong. That was white chocolate.

Wait, hold up.

Is this your spot?

Man, this is nice!

The Man. Mmm-hmm?

Allow me to introduce my brother.

Yes, yes, you're all brothers from another mother...

No, no, man, I'm talking about the same uterus here.

He's my actual brother.

This is nasty...

Surprise.

Everything was funked up.

But a super fly, super spy always comes prepared.

Hyah! Oh!

Now, can I get back to saving the world?

Kill them!

Hyah!

Take that, sucker!

Oh!

Lionel!

Meeting adjourned. Slow your roll, bro.

Leave the catch phrases to the professionals.

We got a leg up on them suckers.