Cold Brook

Oh, come on, come on, come on. Come on.

You know I got ya'.

Shots fired! Shots fired!

Shh.

He's right there.

Hey, hey, hey.

That's game boys!

Okay. Okay.

You gonna turn yours off, Ted?

Hey, Dickness, where is this shot?

- Huh, huh? - Oh, shit.

Does this look below the neck? Huh?

- No it does not. - No it does not.

Freakin' face shot.

You... 20 bucks.

- Me? - Yeah, you.

- Twenty Bucks! - Absolutely.

You should have a sip of the homemade.

- Yeah. - Twenty bucks.

Yeah, okay, but that... that was kinda' worth it.

Oh, wow.

You know, people have lost eyes.

Oh, kiss my ass.

- Oh, come on, Sunkist! - Ted, Ted, Ted!

- Look at the bright side. - Don't run away.

I think we found your color. Orange looks terrific on you!

You could go to a rave right now.

You can't do that! You always do that!

No, you nimrod! It's poker!

It's not whatever you want it to be!

You could set your clock by those two.

Here they go.

Junior, back me up!

That's it. I'm out.

- Night, big daddy. - Night, Junior.

Whoa!

I'm good!

Ah, I love this place.

It's the Brook.

- Come on. - All right.

- Come on. You referee. - Ah, nah. Here we go.

- Come on. Do it. - Boxing glove.

Oh!

Ah, shit.

You okay over there?

Oh yeah, babe.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

Oh, hey Cody!

Time for school.

I'll get him.

Hey, hey Dude, Come on.

- Come on, you gotta go. - You like this song, dad?

Yeah, sure. Come on.

That's very unconvincing, dad. It's a great song.

All right, ya' wanna' know another great song?

It's called "I didn't miss the school bus."

Let's go.

Wait a minute, come here.

No, no, it's...

don't make my hair like yours.

I'm not. It's sticking up.

You know what, it's-it's my hair.

- Okay? - Yep.

Oh, could you turn that off?

Remember dad, I need twenty bucks

- for the field trip. - Wha...

Oh, right.

Twenty. Okay.

- Okay. - Thanks, dad!

- Wrong daughter. - What?

- Dad, I need the money! - You?

Yeah, well that's... hey, hey, hey, hey.

- No. - Really?

It's only fair, dad.

Dani, bring me the change.

There's no change on a field trip.

- Bye, mom! - Bye!

Hey, hey, hey, how about a kiss for dad?

Give your father a kiss,

it's the only one he's getting all day.

- Bye, daddy. Bye, mom! - Bye, bye.

- Bye! - Bye, girls.

Wait, what?

Do you have to give me a hard time for?

- Unbelievable. - What?

You, are gonna need a time out

- You're so... - Yep. Time out, time out.

You're the naughty one.

That was loud.

Hey.

Are we tight?

No, Ted, we're married.

We got a teenage son. We're not tight.

'Cause I thought we were tight.

I really did.

How old are you?

What? Oh, come on.

It was just a little paintball at the Brook.

I think you just made my point.

Mare...

Mare!

Hey, Junior.

Hilde! Hey, where's your better half?

Junior!

Ted. Come here.

What's up?

Got a six pointer.

It's not deer season.

We'll talk.

Order up!

Heard you got tagged pretty good out there, Teddy.

Yeah, Ted. I heard ya' took a header, huh?

Hey, Frank. How's it hangin'?

Hey, gravity, Hilde.

Gravity always wins, you know that.

- I'm feelin' hash and eggs. - Yeah?

Load 'em up, darlin'.

Do you look like the only people in here?

Hey, gorgeous.

Any day.

Don't touch anything. Watch your backpacks.

Okay, kids, come on in. Let's gather around this one.

Come on over.

I want to tell you about this exhibit here,

which is the Bernadine.

Now aboard the Bernadine,

these passengers left the Port of New Orleans,

headed for New York City.

Now, these men and women,

they had no idea that they were doomed.

But what makes this exhibit so special

is the phenomenal condition of the historical pieces

that belonged to these people,

collected from this one ship wreck.

And together they create a perfect snapshot

of life in America,

just before Civil War would tear it apart.

Now remember what we learned last week;

the Civil War started in April of 1861.

That was one year after Abraham Lincoln

was elected President.

When seven states in the deep south

that supported slavery seceded,

forming a new nation.

What the heck is that?

That's job security.

Ahh.

Are you really? Still working on that?

- Yeah. - Come on.

All right.

How's that workin' out for you?

I swear to God I'm gonna hit you with this.

I just keep catching Blue Gill,

I wanna get the Large Mouth Bass.

Well, what kind of fisherman do you want to be?

Because when I say fisherman, it's "man",

what kind of man do you wanna be?

- You know? - Yeah, I know.

Excuse me ladies and gentlemen,

the exhibit will be closing in ten minutes.

Ten minutes.

Ten minutes from now.

Enjoy.

The conditions, the sediment on the sea floor,

it's incredible, isn't it?

Must be the pressure.

Hey guys, I don't know if you heard,

but we close in ten minutes.

This exhibit is wonderful.

Well, thank you. Thank you.

- We have ten minutes. - Okay.

- Well, actually nine. - Let's go over here.

I'm sorry. We have eight minutes.

But...

It's all worms, Wendall.

No need for down-riggers,

no need to troll, no lures,

or the highly overrated chub.

- You don't have a chub, do you? - No.

If you have a chub... I will karate chop you.

- No, I don't. - Okay.

It's worms. Fish take the worm every time.

What do you have in your backyard?

Go home, look in your backyard.

Under that little pool. You have worms.

You know what? You take off. I'll lock it down.

I-I can go?

- Yeah man, go. - Ah thanks, Chip.

Yeah, sure, sure.

Wendall.

My locker,

on top, July 02.

Bongo bass.

You take it home.

Wow, really?

Nah, it was an all you can eat seafood bar.

He sat down and he ate shrimp cocktail

for like an hour and a half.

Wait a minute. You're telling me