Atypical

Julia.

Julia, Julia.

Julia.

Julia.

Julia.

Julia.

Julia.

Julia, Julia, Julia, Julia.

Julia.

Julia, Julia...

Julia!

What's that, now?

It's okay. He blurts things out sometimes. It's normal.

Is everything okay, Sam?

Paige, I'm sorry to inform you of this,

but I shouldn't be here because I don't love you.

What?

I don't love you.

I thought I did because you passed a simple checklist test that I devised,

but it turns out the simpler test was just knowing,

and you failed that one. So I think we should break up.

It was nice to meet all of you.

Oh, and by the way, they actually do have plain pasta with butter,

even though it's not on the menu, in case you're not happy with your order.

It's delicious.

See you at school, Paige.

Those buttered noodles do sound pretty good.

Shh! Quiet!

I've learned a lot about love this year.

It can be very complicated.

Hey, sleepyhead.

There she is. I was thinking we should celebrate you getting into Clayton.

Maybe go out to breakfast, just the two of us.

Or lunch?

Sam?

What are you doing here? We don't have an appointment.

I know. But I wanted to tell you something,

and I wanted to do it in person

because this message involves a gift.

Okay.

Julia...

I've wanted you to be my girlfriend since the day that I gave you my brain.

But then I learned that you have a boyfriend

and about something called a conflict of interest.

So on my father's suggestion,

I got a practice girlfriend named Paige

to prepare for the day when you and I could be together.

Okay, Sam, no.

And now I believe that I'm ready.

I know how to dance and go to the mall

and that it's inappropriate to lock a woman in your closet.

And I've seen boobs... really nice ones.

It was so cool.

Okay, but you have to understand that

So I got you this.

Chocolatecovered strawberries?

Sam...

did you break into my house with chocolatecovered strawberries?

No. Uh, the window was open.

I just silently climbed in until my dad made me leave.

Well, you dropped one.

Really?

Oh.

You need to leave, Sam.

Now.

Zahid says that you just know when you love someone, which is dumb

because it's not based on data or research.

But when we were dancing in the parking garage,

I just knew.

Didn't you?

Are you asking me if I want to start a romantic relationship

with my teenage patient?

Yes. Exactly.

Okay, fine.

Say I agree to be your girlfriend.

Then what? We start dating, have sex?

I'd lose my job for sleeping with a patient,

so I won't have any money to pay my bills or my rent,

and I have $200,000 in student loans.

Do you have an extra $200,000 lying around?

No. Uh...

I don't know. You're talking really fast.

Because I'm upset!

What you did is very inappropriate.

You have no sense of that, after all the work we put in?

So... you don't love me?

No. Oh, my God, no!

No!

God, no!

No!

Adelie, chinstrap, emperor, gentoo.

Adelie, chinstrap, emperor, gentoo.

Uh... Adelie, chinstrap...

I didn't mean to upset you. I wanted to...

You have to understand... Adelie, chinstrap, emperor, gentoo.

Sam, I'm so sorry!

Adelie, chinstrap, emperor, gentoo. Adelie, chinstrap, emperor, gentoo.

Adelie, chinstrap, emperor, gentoo.

Adelie, chinstrap, emperor, gentoo.

Adelie, chinstrap, emperor, gentoo. Adelie, chinstrap, emperor, gentoo.

Sam? Adelie, chinstrap, emperor, gentoo.

Is everything okay? Adelie, chinstrap, emperor, gentoo.

Adelie, chinstrap, emperor, gentoo. Adelie, chinstrap, emperor, gentoo.

Adelie, chinstrap, emperor, gentoo. Adelie, chinstrap, emperor, gentoo.

Adelie, chinstrap, emperor, gentoo! Adelie, chinstrap, emperor, gentoo!

Hey! Adelie, chinstrap, emperor, gentoo!

Adelie, chinstrap, emperor, gentoo!

Oh, thank God.

He's up front. Okay.

What happened?

I'm sorry. You know...

Okay.

Shh, shh, shh, shh.

I always try to drive extra smooth

when Sam's on the bus.

So his back doesn't touch the seat. I did that.

Don't worry. It's not your fault.

I appreciate that you were there and appreciate you gave us a call.

You're welcome. Is there anything I can do?

No. Should I call someone?

No, no, no, she's got it. Thank you.

You probably wouldn't expect this, but Antarctica has 37 named volcanoes,

many of them buried under thick layers of ice.

Close your eyes.

And yet, often, under all that ice,

the lava creates heated caves.

So, even in this landscape of relentless cold,

you can find hidden pockets of warmth.

I'm gonna make you some hot soup, okay?

You warm enough? We can turn up the heat. You need me to turn up the heat?

Why would you do that? Doug.

What were you thinking? I'm sorry.

Sorry? He let his guard down with you. He trusted you.

I'm sorry. You know how many people that kid has

in his life that treat him like a person, and that's what you do?

I'm 27 years old. My life's a mess. I don't know what I'm doing.

That's a bullshit excuse.

You crushed him.

This isn't all on me.

You knew Sam had a crush on me. You enabled those feelings.

You helped him break into my home. That's on you.

I know. I'm an idiot.

That's why I was talking to you. You're supposed to be an expert.

Guess what. I don't know anything. No shit.

Just stay away from my son.

Hey.

Hi.

Uh, sorry to just show up,

but you weren't really responding to any of my texts,

so I thought I'd go oldschool and just...

track you down in person.

Sorry. Sam had a thing,

so it's just been kind of hectic around here.

Really seems hectic.

Yeah.

Um...

Is everything cool?

Uhhuh.

Like, is everything cool with us?

Yeah. We're fine.

Okay, because if it's about that "I love you" thing, I take it back.

I didn't mean it.

I just thought that's what, you know, girls like to hear after...

you know.

You're such an asshole. Do you know that?

Just go home. Wait, Casey.

I said get out!

Most people don't give much thought to snow.

But I do.

What are you watching? Frozen Planet.

It's a sevenpart nature documentary series.

This one is about volcanic ice caves.

Sounds awful.

When it snows, it gets really quiet because snow actually absorbs sound.

Can I have some blankets? No.

So when you get a snowstorm,

it's like soundproofing for the entire planet.

Sometimes I wish it would snow and just never stop snowing.

What the hell is this?

Oh, yeah.

What up, Shorty?

I didn't know they made eyes that blue.

You are too young for me.

Ah, the prettiest lady here.

Okay, Zahid, good. Headphones. Put them in the garage, please.

But can't I stay here?

No. Shoo!

Enchante.

Hey, Case. Want me to do your hair? I can squeeze you in.

Why are you even doing this? You know Sam's not going to the dance anymore.

Well, whether he goes or not,

I made a commitment, and I plan to keep it.

Oh, really? I didn't think commitments mattered to you.

I'll be right back.

Honey... I don't know what's going on with you,

if you're stressed about changing schools

or if it's something else,

but you can't keep taking it out on me.

I haven't done anything.

Yeah. You're perfect.