Cheerbleeders

Nice door freak show.

How does it feel to be the least popular girl in school?

Hey girls!

Okay. See you later.

They must not have heard me.

Yeah, that's it.

What's up?

My report's today.

Check this out.

It's this.

Whoa. Now that's hardcore.

My great grandfather was an archeologist

and they found that in his office

after some local slaughtered him.

Rad.

It's for my report.

Come on! Homecoming week is totally hardcore.

Dramatizing Euripides play the Bacchae, women followers

of the cult of Dionysus would perform grizzly rites

intended to propel the revelers into a state of frenzy.

And, I, Priestess Penny call Dionysus to roar there, too,

as it were a thunder underground born on the air.

Heavy with dread.

Yes.

I don't think it's appropriate to be subjected

to pornographic cult rituals in a history class.

Was there a question in there?

That's class.

Nice dress, fag.

Do I turn you on?

Rand-Randy!

Fuck you, Randy!

You kiss your mom with that mouth?

Devon is so loyal and nice.

Hey Devon. Do you wanna go to the game with me on Friday?

Ha ha ha.

Devon. Are you okay?

No. What is this shit that I'm covered in?

Hey Devon.

Look, Casey.

I don't know what you and your friends are trying to pull

but I'm not having a very good day.

So, I'd appreciate if you'd walk head long into traffic.

Thank you.

What was that?

Blackwood High School's homecoming nearly started

in tragedy when a car struck junior, Casey Brownfield,

at the corner of Walker and Fisher.

She just walked right on past me

and walked right into the traffic.

I don't, I don't know why.

Right now we're all just praying

Heavenly Father will pull her through.

She wasn't supposed to take me literally!

But she did.

What other girls saw you covered in that goo?

Well, you saw me.

No. I said the words. I don't count, I'm the priestess.

Well, Judy and Wendy saw me.

Devon is so trustworthy.

It's the cheerleaders.

Devon is way hardcore.

And cute.

And Christie.

Hi!

Hi.

Gross!

So, what, I can control these girls now?

What should we do?

We test them motherfucker.

Hey.