Once Upon a Time

- Who are you? - My name is Elsa. I'm looking for my sister.

Through Belle, there's love in my life again.

I've started it with a lie.

She thinks she has the real dagger.

Regina... I... I want you to meet Marian.

- Are you two together? - Power's out.

- So whatcha gonna do about it? - Me?

- You are the mayor now. - I am?

It should be melting away.

I'm the only one with this power.

I should be able to undo it.

I know this town might seem strange at first,

but you do get used to it.

And Roland loves it here.

He loves watching the boats at the harbor

and eating at Granny's...

and ice cream.

Yes. How could we forget about ice cream?

Can we get some now, please?

Well, I think your mother's seen

enough strange things for one day.

We should get back to the camp.

Please, mom? Regina let me.

Sure.

Rocky road for the little man.

Thank you.

You're welcome. And his dashing father.

And I don't believe that I've met the beautiful mother.

Uh, this is Marian.

It is lovely to finally meet you, Marian.

Well, since you've been through such an ordeal,

the least I can do is... is get you something on the house.

What flavor would you like?

I... don't know.

Uh, in our world,

the, uh, flavor choices of ice were dirt and mud.

In this world, we've made some improvements.

Trust me, there is no problem

that can't be solved with a bit of ice cream.

Thank you. That's very kind.

No, thank you.

Seeing a happy family like yours in here

really warms my heart.

Mmm.

Once Upon a Time S04E69 "Rocky Road"

Sync and corrected by Gianluca Belfiglio

I'm sorry to disappoint you,

but I've never seen her before in my life.

So how'd she end up inside your urn

inside your secret vault of terror?

Look, if you really want to know how she wound up there,

she's standing right beside you, Miss Swan.

Why don't you simply ask her?

She did. But I can't remember.

Something happened to my memories.

Well, an all-too-common affliction 'round these parts.

Pity. But as you can see, many objects fall into my possession...

Urns, necklaces, all manner of things.

I can't know the history behind all of them.

Only if there's something in it for you.

Right, mate?

Yeah, well, that may have been true once.

But recently my life has been...

turned upside down.

I've lost a son. I've gained a wife.

So you might say...

I've decided to turn over a new leaf.

Don't forget about my super power.

I'll be able to tell if you're lying.

How about I do you one better?

Let's simply have Belle use the dagger on me.

No. No.

Rumple, you don't... you don't have to do that.

No, no, no. Miss Swan wants proof.

And I'm happy to cooperate.

Fine.

I command you, Dark One...

to tell them the truth.

The truth is...

just as I said.

I had no idea there was someone inside there.

I know nothing about Elsa.

Or her sister.

But I wish you best of luck finding her.

So, no one has heard from Anna?

There's been no sightings from any of the scouts?

Since you asked me 10 seconds ago?

Nope.

She's gonna be fine.

I've seen Anna fight wolves and snow monsters

and that idiot from the Southern Isles.

- Hans? - Whatever his name is.

Look, the point is she can take care of herself,

so stop worrying.

Well, I can't just sit here. I'm going after her.

She told me you'd try that and she told me to stop you.

Well, you can't. I'm the queen.

Which is exactly why you need to stay in Arendelle,

as you told her.

Yep. Anna was right.

Logic and reason do work on you.

Right now, your kingdom needs you more than Anna.

She knows me too well.

It's not hard to see. You're a softy.

Beneath that "oh, baby, I'm the queen" thing.

Why is it your compliments are so aggravating?

Well, I start out that way, but you'll warm up to me.

Your Majesty.

I apologize for barging in like this,

but we have news from one of our scouts.

Have you found Anna?

No. But they discovered something else in their search.

What does it say?

There's an army massing in the southern mountains.

Heading for Arendelle, led by Prince Hans.

Well, I know every inch of those mountains.

Let me sneak up there and see what he's up to.

I didn't realize the official Arendelle Ice Master

and deliverer got a say in matters.

He doesn't.

You're not going anywhere. It's too dangerous.

Oh, there you go warming up to me. You do care.

My sister wants a wedding.

It's probably best the groom is alive.

So I'll be real careful.

You're staying right here.

As you said, I am the queen of Arendelle.

So let me be the queen and handle it.

Hi.

Come on inside.

Need a hand?

Oh, no. I got it.

You're planning to run your first fireside chat

holding a newborn?

Yeah, I'm fine. Mothers are natural multitaskers.

That may be, but you're juggling a lot right now.

That's true.

I have to say, I'm starting to have more and more respect

for our court jester every day.

Yeah. Rupert was special.

But you're sure you can...

We took back a kingdom, remember?

I can handle this.

Hi, everyone!

And welcome to the very first mayor's fireside chat.

For too long, this office was a place to be feared.

Well, I want every citizen

to feel welcome and included here.

So, if you could just refer to the meeting agenda

I've printed, there are...

Uh, what's this about an ice wall?

Oh, that's, uh, item four. We'll get to that in a minute.

I vote we skip items one, two, and three. Show of hands.

Yeah, that's... Oh, fine. No, I can...

I can be flexible.

The ice wall is nothing to worry about.

For the time being, it does surround the entire town...

- What?! - The entire town?

Are you serious?

Oh. Everyone calm down. The wall isn't hurting anyone.

We've been through all this before.

I ain't worried about the wall. I'm worried about who made it.

Item five.

Her name is Elsa. She's a friend.

Is she the one that froze my truck?

And made that snow monster that almost killed Marian?

Bu... I... I'm fine. Really.

I've spoken to Elsa, and I promise you

we will have all of this under control very soon.

And there will be no more danger of any kind.

So, if we could all just circle back around

to item one, we can all discuss...

Marian!

Marian!

I didn't know which ones you were reading these days.

These are awesome. Much better than algebra.

Thanks.

But you didn't have to do this.

Well, I wanted to. But don't get used to it.

Isn't it funny how these are just ink and paper

but everything in your storybook is real?

Makes you wonder who wrote it, doesn't it?

- The storybook? - Mm-hmm.

No one knows.

Oh, come on.

You're such an expert on all this.

You've read it cover to cover.

There's nothing in the book that gives... even a clue?

What are you up to?

These stories about me in the book,

I was written as a villain.

And things never work out for the villain, so I...

want to find who wrote this book and make them...

Ask them...

to write me a happy ending.

Is that crazy?

This is the best idea you've ever had.

We have to change the book because it's wrong about you.

We just have to find the clues.

"We"? What? You'll help me?