Private Resort

Oh, yeah!

Okay, women,

let me see you move.

We got a lot of nice girls out there.

What a party we got here, yeah!

You're looking hot.

You can't believe it? I'm telling you, this is the place to be.

And we got four days here? This is unbelievable.

I'm dreaming. I'm dreaming.

Yeah, you're looking good, baby.

Oh, my God!

All right!

Yeah, let me see what you can do, girl.

Oh, yeah.

Let me see you dance, people.

Oh, yeah!

Hey, girl, bring it to me, baby.

Yeah, you got it.

Give it to me now. Yeah, bring it on.

No, no, no, no, no, no, baby.

It's fine.

Let me see you move.

All right now. Let me see you get your hands together.

Look at that.

All right.

Move it, baby. Move it now.

Hey, girl, bring it to me, baby.

Yeah, you got it.

Give it to me now. Yeah, bring it on.

No, no, no, no, no, no, baby.

Watch this.

All right now. Let me see you get your hands together.

Look at that.

Oh, honey, meet Johnny.

Hey!

Gin and tonic. That'll be $6.50.

$6.50?

Can I help you guys?

Two beers.

Good thinking.

- $12. - Yeah.

Gentlemen.

This party is for resort guests only.

You'll have to come with me.

Absolutely.

Excuse me.

Geek!

Hotel security. And he takes his job very, very seriously.

- I'd say so. - I bet he does.

Hey, Tony, I need two vodka tonics, one white wine.

And nine kamikazes.

Okay, you got it?

She's something.

No way, man, she works here.

Look around this place. It's the Promised Land.

We're gonna have an insane time, I'm telling you.

- Hey! - Hey!

I already warned you to stop doing that!

Okay, okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but you ought to know by now.

You're talking to me, the best.

You know what they call me?

Yeah, yeah, listen to me. I'm sorry, okay?

What do they call me?

The Maestro.

That's right. The Maestro. So don't worry. I always do the job.

I'm watching the old broad right now.

I just don't want you wasting time looking at tits.

I'm telling you for the last time. I'm getting ready.

Gonna give my hair a little trim,

and then I'm gonna kiss that rock off that old lady's throat.

And if that doesn't work, I'll rip it off, neck and all.

Whatever it takes, the rock's in your pocket.

It better be!

Very tough guy.

Baby, did you find me the barber?

He's in the room setting up right now.

He expects to meet you at 2:00 on the button.

Good. How about another pink flamingo?

All right.

Watch the hair! Don't, no! Watch... Water!

I'm so sorry.

I wasn't watching where I was going.

Oh, no problem. Happens here all the time.

Patti, what are you doing to this guest?

- Are you okay, sir? - I'm okay.

Look, she spilled something on you. I'm sorry.

- Apologize to the man. - No, it's okay.

I enjoyed it.

I'll see you later. Okay?

Stay away from the hotel guests.

Especially jerks like that.

It was an accident.

You know, this should come out of your paycheck.

But I'm gonna let it go. Only because I like you.

Remember, you owe me one.

Maybe we could get together tonight after work. What do you say?

We'll see.

Hey. What are you doing, man?

- See her? - See who?

The waitress. I'm in love.

Come on, man, I told you.

She's here to work. We're here to play.

- Take a look at that. - Hey, Edna.

Look at this.

Observe the master, okay?

- Hi, Edna. - Hi.

Listen, I'd love to get to know your friend. You know, if she's available.

- What about it? - Maybe.

- Here, let me help you out. - Sure.

Hey, what, are you causing trouble again?

No, I'm trying to give her... Could you help me here?

Hi. Hi, honey.

Here you go, honey.

Oh, heck!

Georgie!

Remember, you can't go swimming. You just ate!

Okay, Mom.

Look at that!

Wait a minute.

George!

Why don't you take a nice swim?

Mommy says I can't. I'll get cramps.

- Good. - Hey, get off me! Get off!

Get off me!

Get off! Come on, no!

I'm sorry. Were you sleeping?

Well, I guess I was.

But it's a good thing you fellows woke me up.

I think I'm getting a sunburn.

You look a little red.

Well, that always happens to gals with skin like mine.

Really? That happens to me, too.

- No kidding. - Yeah.

Listen, I've got the best sunburn stuff in the world.

Why don't you come on up to the room? I'll even help you put it on.

Well, thanks a bunch, sugar,

but I never go to strange men's rooms.

Okay, I'll bring it to your room.

Are you always this forward with strangers?

Only with beautiful women.

Well, you're kind of cute yourself.

With all these good looks in common, we should get together.

Sounds like fun, but Bobbie Sue's gotta run.

- Bye-bye. - Bye.

She loves us, she loves us.

Hey, look, she forgot her key.

- Excuse me, miss! - No, no, no.

- Wrong. - What?

She didn't forget her key.

She left it for us, let's go.

- You're crazy. - Right now.

Boy, I'd pay to see this.

Fore!

Oh, God!

Hello! Is anybody home?

Anybody home? She's not here.

What are you doing?

What am I doing? What does it look like I'm doing?

This babe's hot. You think she brought us up here to talk?

- You're nuts. I'm going. - No, Ben! Don't leave.

I'm telling you, when she gets here,

she's not gonna wanna waste a lot of time, you understand? Just relax.

Are you sure she left the key for us?

Of course she left it for us. What do you think?

- Are you sure? - Yes.

How do I look?

Great.

Really? That's great.

That's her! You tell her I'm in here. I'll be in the bedroom, okay?

Hi.

Hang this up, close the door. Come on, let's get to work.

- You're early. - Early?

- My wife tell you about my hair? - Your wife?

Well, you're the barber, aren't you?

Barber?

What, do I hear an echo here? Are you the barber or not?

Yeah, I'm the barber.

All right. Well, let's go. Let's cut the hair.

This is a very important job.

I don't want it to look like I just had a haircut. All right?

Just want a little trim from the side, a little from the top.

Hey, come on, put the cloth on me, come on.

Come on, let's go, let's go. I don't have all day.

- How long you been doing this? - Not long.

What?

At this hotel. Not long at this hotel.

My hair is very, very important to me, do you understand?

All right.

- I don't want you to experiment or anything. - No. No.

I want you to be very, very careful here.

Just a little bit off the side,

- a little bit from the back. - Yeah.

Make sure it's very, very even down the back of my neck, all right?

Just be careful. Take your time.

Give me that phone, come on, give me the phone, kid.

Give me that phone.

Hello. Yeah.

Listen, do you want me to kill her?

All right, I'll kill her. I'll get the rock. But don't bother me!