De brutas, nada

CHARACTERS AND SITUATIONS ARE FICTIONAL.

No, Mr. Pacheco,

don't worry about my wedding.

The campaign will be perfect.

Well, thank you!

Bye.

Everything's wonderful.

We're missing dessert, right?Thank you, ma'am.

What's up, Choco Cris?

Mr. Pacheco insists on the campaign.

He always does that.

Everything will be perfect,

as usual.

Everyone's waiting. You look gorgeous.

Thanks.

Try socializing, huh?

Mm-hm.

You idiot!Socialize!

Who are you texting?

A friend from work.

I'm your only friend.

Hey, friend, give me food.

Come on.

Guillermo, tell the kids to put down their phones.

Camilo...

Put it down and don't--

Family, and friends who are like family.

As you know,

we're about to leave the single life behind.

Whoa!

But we wanted to thank you

for all the love

and the support you've given us all these years.

Thank you.

If you'll run away, Lalito,

it's now or never.Shush.

Not in a million years.

Since I met Cristina--

My Cris, my Choco Cris, my Cereal Bowl,

I knew she's the woman

I want for the rest of my life.

I love you.I love you.

There are no excuses. Come on, Grace.

You'll miss your sister's bachelorette party?

It's a once-in-a-lifetime thing. It won't happen again.

I didn't tell Guillo,

and the kids-- It's too much.Dicks in HD.

The kids are in the car.

Listen. Hannah and Rodrigo

organized a bachelorette party--

Oh--RODRIGO: Guillo, Guillo.

We'll give her back in one piece.

She'll be fast asleep in an hour.

No, she won't.Rude!

You know it's true.I'm not that sleepy!

Will you tuck the kids in?Deal.

Misbehave, okay?RODRIGO: Oh, yeah.

I have his permission.Bye.

Lalo, confess.

When's your bachelor party?

I won't have one. Really.Really?

Maybe a beer with friends?EDUARDO: No.

I'm tired. I'd rather have some rest.

Go and have some fun, baby!

No, hon, I want to sleep.

Do you want me to go with you?Hey, hey! No, ma'am.

Whoa!No, darling. I'm sorry.

But I just said no to a wonderful, golden,

tight booty

to take you to your party.

I have a reservation.

We need to leave now.We'll be near the dance floor.

You have no idea of what I had to do

to get that table, darling.

It's true!

Cereal Bowl, it's near the dance floor.

Have fun, but behave, huh?

Never.I love you.

Eduardo: Are you coming home

or are you sleeping over at Hannah's?

Eduardo, stop it.

I'll take her home. Just not tonight.

She'll spend the night with me.

Then you'll sleep together the rest of your days.

Goodbye.I love you!

Enough.Whoa!

Cheers!Your glasses.

Cheers!ALL: Cheers!

I love you, guys.

Aah!

What is this?

How much have we drunk?

[MADONNA'S "LIKE A VIRGIN" PLAYING]

Aah! Ha-ha-ha!

Let's keep the party going at El Alebrije.

Bitch, that place's been closed for ages.

No!It was closed down.

Wait a minute.So cute.

Listen, there's this hottie waiting for me.

Shall I tell him to bring some friends to my place?

No, that's too much for a night.

Girl!HANNAH: Party pooper!

We're talking about dicks.

Look at this hunk.

I-- I-- I'm happy with one more drink.

One--Just one more.

One more drink.Just one...this big.

There's champagne in my house.

Let's grab it and go to your place.

That's my girl.Let's go!

Yeah, let's go.That's my--

Shh!

Shh! Shh! Shh!

Shh! Shh!

Shh! Shh!

Here's the--

Shh, shh. Shh.

I'm going to kiss him goodnight.

Aww--

Shh!

You're an asshole!Choco Cris, wait!

And on our bed?

No, not on our bed.

I'd never do that to you.

Listen to me. Cereal Bowl, wait!

Do you think that I'm that--

That stupid?No, of course not.

Of course not.Oops!

Sorry for interrupting.

Edu, your clothes. I think I better leave.

Umm--

Good night.

And she calls you "Edu."

Edu. She calls him Edu.

Cereal Bowl.Edu!

Can we talk peacefully?

Ah, you want peace?

I'm going to beat your ass!

Cristina!Wait. I--

The truth is that I--

I was feeling lonely.

But it's your fault.

You said I could have a bachelor party.

This was the last time. Let's start over.

You insolent!We were going to get married.

We will get married.

We will.You're crazy!

The wedding is canceled, you are canceled!

You went too far, dude.

Let's turn the page and start over!

Fuck off!

My phone--

Son of a bitch, you fucking asshole!

[JULIETA VENEGAS' "ESE CAMINO" PLAYING]

He's a moron.

Couldn't he wait until you were married?

It's all gone to waste.

Seriously, Graciela?

Imagine I'd learned about this

Cris!No way.

Choco Cris, Cereal Bowl!

Please reconsider this.

He's standing there.

We can save our marriage.

Really? You want a wedding?

There you go!

Attagirl! Aim for his face.

Babe, I love you!

Babe-- No, wait!

Aah!

Don't come back!

Zip it, you're drunk!

Fuck it.

No, no, no!HANNAH: No!

It's for you to drink it.

Ah!

Shut up, dammit!

What was that?

I had it all.