KONOSUBA - God's blessing on this wonderful world! (この素晴らしい世界に祝福を！)

Dad. Mom. Kazuma here!

This world is under constant threat

of the Devil King's generals.

Wait. Guess I already told you about them.

Sorry 'bout that.

Anyway, your son's been getting

a lot of female attention lately!

In fact, one even wants to have my baby,

and ladies with very "explosive proportions"

have made some pretty spicy advances.

In other words, you might be meeting

your grandchild sooner than we thought.

Hey, it's Kazuma,

the one who took down another general!

It's Kazuma, who's a candidate for being a Hero!

Kazuma, who's incredibly rich!

Please marry me!

Settle down, ladies.

Because there's only one of me to go around.

Okay. Okay

Whoa. Aren't you a feisty one?

Try and relax.

Now, come on. This is no place for you.

Okay! What's with you?

Quit it, will you!

I happen to be a traditional guy

who appreciates a proper courtship!

I'm touching you on purpose.

I like you.

I like you.

I love you!

And it's all on purpose!

Megumin, Megumin.

Yeah? What do you want?

Know where our Crimson Demon Village souvenirs are?

Oh, those?

I noticed some empty bottles of bubbly,

so I threw them out.

But that doesn't make sense.

Hey, Kazuma, you wouldn't happen

to know where all my bubbly went, would you?

Hey, are you even listening to me?

Those were mine, and you can't.

-The wind. -Huh?

Hm.

And the sun.

Are you feeling okay?

That seems unusually profound.

Kazuma's finally reached that age.

He's been muttering things like that

quite a bit, lately.

And, to be honest, I totally understand it.

- -

W-what's going on?

You're freaking out

and it's starting to freak me out, too.

Tell ya what, forget about the bubbly, okay?

Forget about the what?

KONOSUBA!

What brings the four of you in here so early?

An awesome reward for saving

the whole Crimson Demon Village!

So bring out all of the bubbly you've got!

Whoa, slow your roll, you useless goddess!

You should make sure you can pay

for this before you...

Some more bubbly right over here please!

Oh, and I'd like to have some, too, miss!

Megumin, you are not old enough, yet!

But, that isn't fair!

I want to have a drink, too, and...

You can forget it, so don't even try!

No drinky for loli!

Damn!

How about treating me to some of that! Looks like...

Don't ever stand behind me!

Ah, yes.

Ah, the wind.

-KO! -NO!

-SU! -BA!

I Think I should join the faith.

W-w-what brought this on all of a sudden?

You're gonna be one of those monks

with a shiny head?

Not a requirement.

Hang on a minute, Kazuma.

'If you're looking to serve a church,

then I would recommend the Order of Axis!

Oh, hell no. That's where I draw the line.

Could you at least explain this all to us?

- -

There was a point when I thought

that my springtime had come.

Yunyun looked me straight the eyes

and told me she wanted to have my baby.

And I was spending nights under the covers

with our resident loli.

I had thought my popular phase

was dawning but here I am, alone.

All I experienced was a threat to my chastity

brought upon by some orcs

and PTSD from a lovers' suicide with a chimera.

In the end...

I was dead wrong!

You're so exhausted.

I'll share some words of wisdom with you.

In the Axis Order when--

-Stop right there! -

That kinda advice is what got me

in this situation!

Never again, understand? Never!

I'm changing jobs,

from Adventurer to Monk, damn it!

And, no one can stop me!

Saying goodbye to your daredevil days?

There'll be some times in your life

when you'll feel like doing that.

Especially when you're a young man.

But luckily for you, there is infinite potential.

Thanks, man.

I need some directions to the nearest temple.

Ah all right. What discipline, exactly?

I think we'd better make it an extremely strict one.

Uh okay.

Well, I do have this.

It's quite a journey, but...

Yes! Thank you so much!

For everything!

Oh, by the way, I had a huge crush on you!

Kazuma!

KONOSUBA!

Wait a minute!

You oughta try and reconsider this, Kazuma!

Absolutely.

Maybe after a good night's sleep.

Trust me, everything's gonna be all right.

He'll start getting desperate

for a little bubbly by the time the sun's sets.

Ugh! Shut up!

I am not like you, ya useless goddess!

Oh? So, you're calling me that again, huh?

Well, if the useless shoe fits!

Goodbye.

Explosion!

You're kidding!

- -

I've got a resolve as firm

-as that mountain over there! -

That's real convincing, coming from someone

with the mental resilience of tofu like Kazuma!

That's enough! Now grit those teeth,

'cause I've got a gender equality punch

with your name on it!

- -Now settle down, Kazuma.

And stop laughing, Aqua.

It's nothing but immature nonsense.

In times like these, calmly assessing one's.

Pretty hilarious, coming from the loli archetype!

Tell me, is that flimsy little frame of yours

ever gonna hit a growth spurt?

That's it.

And to think I was trying to show some restraint.

Very well then!

'Now I'm gonna blow your resolve

to smithereens!

It was that mountain, right?

No!

Explosion!

- -

It's been a while since we slept

under the stars like this.

Don't get sentimental with me

and think you can get out of it.

No one's carrying you, tomorrow!

We should've already been there by now.

- I'm doing it on... -

Are you sure about this, Kazuma?

It is a relief having you awake,

with your Enemy Detection and Foresight, but..

Don't worry.

Back home, all-nighters were a regular thing for me.

You're used to staying up all night?

What led to a life like that?

Well, I, uh...

My friends and I would raid enemy fortresses,

tackling dangerous bosses.

Usually on no sleep at all.

That's extraordinary.

And there's not an air of falsehood, whatsoever.