Satyaprem Ki Katha (सत्यप्रेम की कथा)

"Come on!"

"Come on!"

"Come on!" "He has come, the hero has come."

"He has come, the hero has come."

"He is in everyone's heart."

"He has come, the hero has come."

"He is in everyone's heart."

"Everyone says it's a mistake."

"Marriage is a headache."

"Yet I've set out to make this mistake."

"You can try and stop me, or put hurdles in my way."

"I'll be your beloved groom."

"I always say what I do."

"Here I come like a king at the beat."

"Explosive."

"Gujju firecracker. I am gonna have a blast at my wedding."

"Horses are old school, it's in the past."

"I am going to swoop you away on my motorcycle."

"Explosive."

"Gujju firecracker. I am gonna have a blast at my wedding."

"He has come, the hero has come."

"He is in everyone's heart."

"He has come, the hero has come."

"He is in everyone's heart."

"Looking cool in the attire, tonight is the night."

"Girls are fighting over me."

"Everywhere I go, my entry is explosive."

"No wonder they call me Gujju firecracker."

"I've found my treasure chest of happiness."

"Let's decorate the entire city with flowers."

"Guju with a swag, plays the drum."

"The boy has come, how are you? Good?"

"Your friends already calling me brother-in-law."

"I solve their love riddles."

"I am so cute, I'm a Krishna's flute."

"All the followers of Radha dance to my tune."

"Your friends already calling me brother-in-law."

"I solve their love riddles."

"I am so cute, I'm a Krishna's flute."

"All the followers of Radha dance to my tune."

"Welcome me with open arms."

"My entry is like a King on a drum."

"Explosive."

"Gujju firecracker. I am gonna have a blast at my wedding."

"Horses are old school, it's in the past."

"I am going to swoop you away on my motorcycle."

"He has come, the hero has come."

"He is in everyone's heart."

"He has come, the hero has come."

Sattu.

-"He is in everyone's heart." -Wake up.

Wake up now!

Take a look at the time.

"He has come, the hero has come."

"He is in everyone's heart."

"He has come, the hero has come."

-"He is in everyone's heart." -Oh, no.

Oh, come on.

Oh, come on.

Careful. Put it there.

Come on. Yes, coming.

Hey, what is this?

Sattu, please adjust for a day. Please.

Come on.

"Listen, Mr. Sattu. Stop being so stubborn"

Well, give me a vessel, let me pour milk in it.

"The bride is going to walk away with the groom."

"The bride is going to walk away..."

How have you been?

Good. Just like yesterday.

An irritant?

And you?

Just like yesterday...

Means... Good-for-nothing.

You know your neighbour Chandresh, don't you?

He is getting married.

I know.

Shit happens.

"The bride is going to walk away with the groom."

Keep scrubbing. Keep scrubbing.

My mom and sister are such gluttons!

Washing their sins.

Clean properly.

You do it.

Two.

Four. Three.

Six... oh, no.

-Hey. -What?

Why didn't you put sugar in it?

-Purposely. -What?

Did you pay the electricity bill?

Sorry.

Can you remember anything at all?

My father's words. He said, "Narayaniya, you've won a lottery."

"Diwali is going to bright up your life with a million lights."

And my father said,

"Diwali, this boy is going to be a treasure of gold."

"The day his garment business picks up,"

"your life will be a bed of roses."

And look at my life now.

Mom, there's Khakhra for breakfast. Again!

Hey, listen!

Yesterday it was "Pav Bhaji Khakhra", and today, "Panipuri Khakhra".

I'm offering you variety atleast.

Hey, I don't like jokes early in the morning.

If you can't make piping hot breakfast, then let us know.

Your dad will make it from tomorrow.

No.

Why not?

I can't do it anymore, Dad!

You are going to do breakfast from tomorrow.

I'm done!

-Hey, bro. -Stop calling me that.

Why are you dancing?

Come on dance, Sattu.

I'll light you to fire, you jerk!

Jitu, did you see Sattu?

Upstairs.

-Sattu! -What is it?

Why do you look so grim?

Because I'm an orphan.

Orphan?

Diwali and I conceived you on our first time, you know.

But when am I going to conceive my children, Dad?

Ever thought about that?

Forget that.

With whom am I going to conceive them, you're not even thinking about that?

Chandresh is six years younger to me.

But tonight is his consummation night.

And I'm officially the last standing bachelor of Prahalad Nagar from today.

That's true...

Hey, look down.

How are you the only bachelor?

What about Mr. Himmat in the neighboring street?

His son Jimesh... Jimesh, come here now.

Here he comes.

He's just fourteen years old, Dad!

But he's a bachelor.

You are a bachelor, right?

Yes. He's a bachelor!

-Mahesh, hurry up... -He's comparing me to a child.

Why are you getting frustrated unnecessarily.

Tell me if you like any of these girls from the Zumba class?

I will talk to Sejal to help resolve the problem.

What are you looking for?

Your brain.

I think you have lost it.

Do you really think Sejal will ever find me a girl?

And besides, I've checked out all the girls, they are no good at all.

-No! -Sattu's Dad!

Come. I need to talk to you about something important.

Speaking of no good, there came your mom.

Come on! Climb up!

Five, six, seven, eight. Energy!

Why am I not able to find it?

What is it about?

You know Karsan Patel from Satellite Road, right?

Karsan Patel?

I want to talk to him about a marriage proposal.

-What? -Very good, Mom.

Please do it. What's the name of the girl?

He has a son, not daughter.

Parag. Mom is talking about my marriage proposal. Loser.

What's wrong with you? Come with me now.

Why didn't you tell me before?

There should be a discussion about these things...

Parag is school dropout.

What are you doing?

Carry on. Diwali!

I told you... You have to turn around...

-Mom, are you not ashamed? -No!

Your older son is still sitting at home unmarried!

And you want Sejal to get married first?

You see, you are sitting at home, that's why I feel ashamed.

If I take your marriage proposal to people, they will ask me

What does the boy do for a living? What will I say?

LLB fail and a complete failure at household work.

I work from morning till night. I get exhausted.

And you're calling me a total failure at household work?

I know you work a lot.

But your work is mediocre!

Come with me.

Coming

-See this. -Seeing!

-Take a look at this plate. -What?

-You cleaned it last night, right? -Yes.

There is still soap on it.

It is not my fault.

The soap isn't good enough.

If you had bought a new one, the plate would have glittered.

Okay. Done.

I'll buy a new soap.

But don't expect me to get you wife.

If you are so desperate to get married,

then go look for a girl yourself.

Let me know if you find anyone...

Hey, what's so funny?

He doesn't have any followers on Internet, how can he get a girl?

That's enough.

He has got only seven followers.