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Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death.
Amen.
Hail Mary, full of grace,
the Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou among women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death.
Amen.
Hail Mary, full of grace,
the Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou among women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
Pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death. Amen.
Glory be to the Father and to the Son and to the Holy Spirit,
as it was in the beginning is now,
and ever shall be world without end.
Amen.
Oh, fuck!
Let's start?
I'm here! I'm here!
Every morning it's always the same.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Are you pumped?
Pumped.
That's you're first contract:
You see it,
stay focused,
and strike it.
I'm ready.
So we finish this fucking apprenticeship.
Yes.
Do not bullshit,
don't overdo it,
and especially don't make promises you can't keep, got it?
Yes.
You'll do great.
It's bad luck.
I told that for your birthday party tonight.
Oh, yeah.
I'll be available to you 24/7,
I won't even sleep in the weekend.
Do you have a problem? You call me and I answer.
Just a nod, a whatsapp, an email, whatever you want.
All right, you convinced me
let's sign it.
Just one more thing:
I know that is not very usual,
but I need just one day for the final appraisal.
So, if you agree, I suggest
to meet again tomorrow, at the same time for signing the contract.
Do you agree?
Absolutely yes, tomorrow is fine. Right?
Yes yes, for sure.
So, see you tomorrow.
Goodbye.
Well I would like to thank you, really and
well nothing,
so it's settled: See you tomorrow.
Bye.
Great, great! We made it.
Ouch.
Oh sorry! Sorry, sorry! Did I hurt you?
Yes, you did.
Sorry, sorry. I didn't mean to.
Come on. Congratulations. We're almost done.
Now just don't fuck up for 24 hours and it will be closed.
Take it easy, what the fuck do you want to happen?
Well, you know... Anyway,
rest and get ready for tonight, I want to see you up.
Yes. Nine o'clock at your place, right?
Right, I'll get the cake and meet you at my place,
but is your wife coming tonight?
Well yes…you know, it's a time... I don't know.
Cheer up, I don't care.
What?
No, I mean... see you tonight.
Let's have fun!
And don't think about Morena!
Don't worry, who thinks at her anymore?!
Are you seeing someone?
No, no…
So, see you later.
Hello?
Hey man,
Are you excited?
I'm very excited.
Sure? What's wrong? Are you crying?
No, no. I'm filling out the tax form.
Tax form?
Yes.
Well, so… did you remember to get the cake?
No, I haven't gone yet. Now I'm going.
Ok, see you later.
Yes, yes, yes.
Ah, I have a surprise for you.
Sure. Bye.
Are you happy to be here tonight?
I...
I don't know…
It's always like this…
I have low self-esteem…
In my dreams I figure as an extra.
Allegedly I'm sad.
I'm supposed to be funny; I have to be nicer.
And then I tell them lemon
and they look at me weirdly as if to say:
Lemon is not funny.
Yes… but not even shit…
They still don't laugh.
Wake up sleepyhead, they're coming.
Already?
Yes. You know what time is it?
What time is it?
It's late.
They're coming.
It's late.
It's soon.
Come on, they're coming!
Ops.
I'm coming.
Maybe I'm wrong.
I don't know.
Hi guy!
Happy birthday.
Thank you, come on in.
They still don't laugh.
Maybe I'm wrong or the world is strange…
I don't know.
Matteo is already here?
Here he is.
I'm coming.
Happy birthday man, she's Sveva.
Happy birthday.
Thank you, come on in.
Hi Edo, what's up?
Hello!
Where can I put…?
Give me…come on.
Thanks.
Look at this.
Where do you find them?
It's hard to explain.
And how do you do?
You just need to pay.
Who the fuck is that girl?
I don't know...
I don't know her.
I do not like her.
I went to talk to these people here
they don't seem so competent... kind of unreliable.
No no, they are prepared and I recommended them to you. - Trust me.
Ok but he immediately asked me a lot of questions…
-That's trading. -They didn't guarantee me anything.
- But no one can. - They just told me it's very risky.
No, it's the... and sure, it's the stock market! Sometimes you win...
But I don't feel like taking risks like that.
Sometimes you lose. - Do you know
how many times this has happened to me?
Okay but you're taking me to risk.
But don't worry... do you trust me? - But I don't.
Let's talk about it then. We talk about it later...
Okay I apologize eh.
Ladies and gentleman, I would like to propose a toast for this young man...
Then we will talk about it. Then give a toast and also an applause.
Ollè!
Cheers.
Can I get you something to drink? Ah you are already busy, here it is.
Cheers.
Oh, thank you.
A glass for me, please.
Guys... a little bit... eh... an applause for our friend.
Drink it all!
Nice party, let's have fun tonight.
Yesterday I fucked a girl with boobs like that…
Yes, I got it…
No, you don't. It was unbelievable.
Sveva is cute, isn't she?
No, not just cute, she's a beautiful girl
and the two of you would be good together.
But... No, now you know what we do?
You just go there, talk to her, and ask her how's she doing, right?
But I don't know her!
Until tonight you didn't know her! Now you know her,
and you have to go there and bang her.
Yes, I got it, I got it!
Hey! What are you doing? You dirty my walls!
Nothing happened.
If you want, my cousin will repaint it.
Ah, you guys make money like this: You dirty it and your cousin cleans it up!
No, what did you understand?! He's not even a house painter.
Are you having fun?
I wasn't sure if I wanted to come but… Yes, I enjoyed it.
Yes, I know my friends are a bit particular.
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