Lab Rats

Welcome to your new home, Mrs. Davenport!

Why, thank you, Mr. Davenport.

Absolutely, Mrs. Davenport.

We get it... You guys are married.

It's getting old.

Wow!

You got this big house just from inventing things?

Way to go, mom.

That's a husband.

Oh, uh... heck is that?

That is my latest creation.

Davenport industries' first completely interactive 3-d TV.

( Crack of bat hitting ball, "crowd" cheering )

Watch the vase, termite!

Mom, I think the little voice inside my head is back.

No, this is eddy. He's my smart home system.

Eddy, this is my new stepson, Leo.

Remember, I told you Leo and Tasha are moving in today?

Hey, welcome. Everything here is mine.

Uh, Leo, why don't you go check out your new bedroom?

Just go straight down that hallway,

and when you see the room with the video games

and the action figures and the 50-foot-screen TV,

keep walking... That's mine.

This place is huge!

I'm gonna need a GPS just to find the bathroom.

Hello?

Whoa!

My new dad is Batman!

Good luck gettin' in! That steel door is thicker than your head!

Well, there's another way to get in.

Give me back my epod!

I don't have it!

You took my epod!

Taylor swift mega-mix... Really?

I find her soothing.

Oh, I know you didn't shoot that laser at me.

Oh, sorry. It was a terrible mistake... just like your face.

Aaaaah!

Aaaaaaah!!

Aaaaah!

Aaaaaah!

Narrator: The world's first bionic superhumans.

They're stronger than us,

faster, smarter...

The next generation of the human race is...

Living in my basement?

All: Aaaahhh!

Okay, I don't play this card too often, but...

Mom!!!

Leo!

Leo! There you are! Oh! ( Laughing )

What is this place? Who are they?

Uh...

They, uh, are...

A boy band I've been working with,

um, and the twist is, one of 'em's a girl.

All right, they're part of

a secret project I've been developing...

Genetically engineered superhuman siblings.

Tasha, Leo, meet Adam, Bree and chase...

The greatest combination of biology and technology ever developed.

I don't want to brag, but I am incredibly smart.

Don't look at me... I told you to stay away from Internet dating.

So they're robots.

Oh, no, she didn't!

No, Tasha, they're human,

I've just given each of them

a unique set of bionic abilities

controlled by a microchip implant in their necks.

It sounds a lot more complicated than it is.

See, Adam is all brute strength,

and Bree has speed and agility,

and chase has super-senses and a superior intelligence.

Donald...

Hi...

There are children... Living in our basement!

This is a scientific habitat.

I mean, look at it... It's got a game room

and a rock wall... Anything a kid could ask for.

I've created this place so they can train

in the utmost of comfort and technology.

It's true. The toilets have seat-warmers that talk.

What do they say?

It varies, no.Ending on...

Donald, I don't know what to make of all this.

Some new wives get surprised with a honeymoon in Hawaii

or... a cruise.

Bionic teenagers were not on our wedding registry.

Honey, they have to stay down here for their own safety.

This is all very top-secret.

But as soon as their training is complete,

they'll be able to handle any crisis or problem

that the world throws at them.

I want to go to Paris.Ramids.

I want to go upstairs.

Hey, what are those?

Time machines?

No, they're not time machines.

The time machines are actually in the shop.

These are my biologically regulated atmospheric chambers

where my bionic creations live and sleep and eat.

Which reminds me, it's yeah! Rtime.

Ready?

These are my patented protein pellets.

Whatever they don't catch is tomorrow's breakfast.

Okay, chase.

Enemy grenade, three o'clock!

Hey! Why does he get a force field, and I don't?

'Cause if you had one, I wouldn't be able to do this.

Okay, you guys take the rest of the day off.

I'm gonna go speak at a tech conference... because I'm awesome...

I'm gonna have the speedboats detailed,

and then I'm gonna go get waxed.

Don't judge me.

Well, I better get ready for school.

Ooh! I have always dreamed about going to school.

Passing notes, going to prom,

breaking into choreographed dance numbers after math class.

Yeah. All we do is eat, sleep, and train for missions.

We're like human lab rats.

Come on, it can't be that bad.

So, you've never left this room?

That explains the haircuts.

I bet school's fun.

You know, except for books, classes, and learning stuff.

It's not fun when you're "the smart kid."

Well, down here, smart is considered superior.

No, it's not.

Hey, you guys should come to school with me!

You could be my bionic bodyguards!

I'm in! O!

Eddy: Not on my watch, laser brains!

Aw, shoot. We forgot about Davenport's creepy computer.

I thought it was just in the living room!

In my shower?!

Yep. And by the way,

nothing needs to be that clean, sport-o.

Okay, we need to shut that thing off.

Never gonna happen, okay?

Eddy is an incredibly complex

and sophisticated piece of machinery.

It would take years before...

Aha! Sweet!

I barely got electrocuted!

Okay, come on. If we're gonna go to school,

we should shower first,

because two of us really stink.

Ohh.

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Yeah!

Oh, great. You gave me your underwear by mistake.

Gross!

What are you complaining about?

I got the bra.

Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho!

I can't believe we're actually at school. I am so excited!

Oh, my first lunch lady.

She smelled like fish sticks.

Do me a favor and try to act like you've seen the world.

I have a reputation to uphold here.

Ahhh!

Good to see you too, Steve!

Hi! I'm Bree! I like ponies and girl things.

Did you see that? I have besties.

I can't wait to stab them in the back!

Here, little lady, let me help you out with that.

Adam!

Would you two quit goofing off?

We're supposed to not draw attention to ourselves.

Aaaah! Aaah! Aaah!

What's up with crazy?

He has ultra-sensitive bionic hearing.

What was that?

It's called a bell.

It rings every 40 minutes, eight times a day.

So... have fun with that.

I hate why? Class.

Aaah!

That's why.

So big deal... You can't play basketball.

Chess club's where all the action's at.

Whatthrow it.

To someone who's looking.

Wow! You caught that with your face!

Just once I'd like to show these fools up

and go all NBA in their faces.

Thenlook at me! You?

There's more meat on a dog bone!

Yeah, but now you have us to help you.

Huh?

Wait... what? No!!! These are my good drawers!

Aaaaahhh!!!

Aaaah!

Ooh.

Yeah, I got mad skills!